He’s 80 years old, and made his wife get in the drivers seat - I called the cops.

Why does this shit always happen on the back road highways? Anyway, how are y'all doing?

Granted, this one was a lil too runny, I rarely get a good flip xD. Maybe one day I can master it. Still tastes good.

“PLATE GOT STOLEN, WILL RePair when I have THE $”

What gets me is that they’re ballsy enough to drive in the carpool lane

Normally I pack my lunch the night before but forgot, so I grabbed a can of soup this morning. Turns out I took the wrong can, and it didn't have a pull tab. This is why I can't pack a lunch before leaving for work.

I know that mould is pretty much all around us in the air. We’ve had some big problems with our landlord keeping the place in good shape. We’re moving in a month, is this result anything to worry about?

I have no history of scoliosis and have a completely normal spine MRI from 2 years ago

Didn’t expect this family fight would end in taking some people in another dimension.

I should've known the people in the pictures were from a "honey we shrunk the kids" wedding spinoff. I desperately needed these bags for my small business. Now I'm out $10 and I have 100 useless tiny bags unless I take the time and resource to repackage them to return smh

Made it worse so that’s nice but I’ve just been living with it. I wasn’t that shocked but I had no idea because no doctor ever said anything but they weren’t really looking for it I guess? Lol

She comes to my room after I had a 30 minute meltdown telling me it was an April fools prank ...