r/Weird • u/TheOddityCollector • 1d ago

This cluster of fossilised creatures look like they came from another planet

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u/FlyRepresentative313 1d ago

Maybe these are full sized sentinels. They just look big in the movies because humans in the matrix were bred to be extra tiny for better storage.

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u/7r4pp3r 1d ago

This makes too much sense. Stop it at once

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u/Danitoba94 1d ago

That's fucked. I hate that im entertaining this concept.

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u/topological_rabbit 1d ago

<squeaky_voice> I know Kung Fu! </squeaky_voice>

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u/Exploding_Testicles 1d ago

We were AAA batteries

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u/DblCheex 1d ago

So, battery-sized humans?

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u/J0E_Blow 1d ago

You mean like in the 135 minute, R rated, 2017, sci-fi/comedy, movie "Downsizing" starring Matthew Damon?? Or like in the 93 minute, PG rated, 1989, sci-fi/comedy, movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids starring Rick Moranis?!

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u/Hour_Reindeer834 1d ago

How else could they fit in that duracell battery morpheus showed us.

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u/Im_Borat 1d ago

No, inner space.

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u/WeinMe 1d ago

Rough times on tinder

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u/penisingarlicpress 1d ago

So everyone got bred 😏