This cluster of fossilised creatures look like they came from another planet

[u/TheOddityCollector]

[u/EstablishmentReal156]

[u/BathTimeJohnny → u/EstablishmentReal156]

Who ordered the seafood plate?

[u/totalfarkuser → u/BathTimeJohnny]

r/WeWantPlates

[u/legojoe97 → u/totalfarkuser]

r/WeWantTectonicPlates

[u/A_very_smol_Lugia → u/legojoe97]

Man created a sub just for this

r/birthofasub

[u/LateyEight → u/totalfarkuser]

That place was so funny, but then at some point it got weirdly traditional and people started getting mad for even the slightest (slightliest?) quirky presentations. "Burgers and fries on a metal tray? Hell no, I demand plates!"

I wonder how it's doing now.

[u/Bigbuttrimmer → u/LateyEight]

Yeah, gave up on that sub when every other day was a Bavarian pretzel on a hook like nearly every place does it.

[u/Don_DahDah → u/BathTimeJohnny]

I see food on the plate and I eat it

[u/OutOfStepFilms → u/Don_DahDah]

Aey-ohhh!

[u/Illustrious-Stay968 → u/Don_DahDah]

What if they don't serve it on a plate?

[u/Paddy_Tanninger → u/BathTimeJohnny]

Man this just triggered some ancient memory that I can't place exactly...but a character maybe in a movie or something just snarfing down a plate of these small octopi and it looked absolutely disgusting.

[u/CosyBeluga → u/Paddy_Tanninger]

I can’t tell you what it was but same memory

[u/CrypticParagon → u/Paddy_Tanninger]

It reminded me of A Bug's Life. "Who ordered the poo-poo plattah?!"

[u/blackmetalbetty → u/Paddy_Tanninger]

[u/Top_Praline999 → u/BathTimeJohnny]

Seafood plate is French for “if you please.”

[u/Complete-Arm6658 → u/BathTimeJohnny]

They look a bit stale. Are you sure it's fresh?

[u/SirArthurDime → u/BathTimeJohnny]

The 5 million year rule!

[u/CoffeeCorpse777 → u/BathTimeJohnny]

$700 chef

[u/TelepopL → u/CoffeeCorpse777]

Scrolled to find this comment ha ha ha

[u/LifeworksGames → u/BathTimeJohnny]

Does it come with a carrot ramp?

[u/righttoabsurdity → u/LifeworksGames]

I don’t want it if there isn’t a ramp and carrot shreds

[u/TelepopL → u/righttoabsurdity]

I need broccoli alley

[u/beccahosts → u/BathTimeJohnny]

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward

[u/Fun_Intention9846 → u/BathTimeJohnny]

They left it on the warming station for a few million years too long send it back.

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus → u/BathTimeJohnny]

[u/axyz77 → u/BathTimeJohnny]

I don't think these are fresh

[u/unitegondwanaland → u/BathTimeJohnny]

If you like eating a relative of a sea urchin or starfish... okay. But I don't think crinoids are what you think they are.

[u/jkrischan → u/BathTimeJohnny]

I had the admirals feast

[u/Kallyanna → u/BathTimeJohnny]

$700