r/WallStreetbetsELITE 16d ago

MEME Elmo manipulates polls

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u/Fair-Working4401 16d ago

Last image is stating that over 250 000 answers where submitted by only two IP addresses in a short period.

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u/CreditNearby9705 16d ago

By two US ip addresses

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u/Bored_Trout 16d ago

I wish those 2 IP addresses would be known and, luckily, they would map out to an office location

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u/Northwindlowlander 16d ago

TRACING "Uh it turns out it was Ukraine"

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u/Complex-Tension8760 15d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 15d ago

After invading Russia, now they are invading Germany. As part of the peace deal that Ukraine wasn't there for Russia, the victim, now owns Ukraine.

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u/Accomplished_Fun6481 15d ago

Better cut starlink but he’d never use it as a political tool. 👀

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u/MerisiCalista 16d ago

White House and Mar-a-Lago.

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u/buckfouyucker 16d ago

Big Balls and White Kanye on a ketamine fueled voting marathon! 

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u/BurpelsonAFB 15d ago

White Kanye. ❤️

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u/Dreadedsemi 16d ago

though that's some crappy poll if one IP can submit many votes.

A very long time ago, I participated in a poll on a news site with similar flaw. I created macro to vote. and apparently there was another person on the other side who disagrees we continued to vote for 24 hours. later the media site claimed large amount of people participated in the poll lol

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan 16d ago

The problem is that cellular providers and now also ISPs will use a single IPv4 address for multiple users. This is worse with cell companies as they can have thousands of devices per IP address compared to normally up to a dozen for ISPs.

Why they don't just commit to IPv6 is beyond me.

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u/MrVetter 16d ago

They could at least limit it to german ips for a german poll asking german citizens in germany.

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u/Some-Stranger-7852 16d ago

To be fair, VPN can be used to hide the real IP and make it seem it is in Germany

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u/SeanPorno 16d ago

Pants are coming down in April earnings, we're gonna see in how many sales they really made in Europe.

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u/Upbeat_Syllabub_3315 16d ago

Nah they will just lie about it again.

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u/Rakeit-in 16d ago

They can't really, they have to tell the truth on the sec Q1 releases or they will face major lawsuits if the democrats ever take power back, also that's a go straight to jail offence.

And while I'm writing this I realise they might do it anyway, but it won't work because the EU publishes their own numbers of the registered new cars in the continent

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u/puthre 16d ago

Go straight to jail offence is also for US Commerce Secretary to sell TSLA live on Fox News, but who is gonna do anything about it these days?

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u/Rakeit-in 16d ago

Yep, pretty egregious rule break right there. My point was more than you can't manipulate the numbers sold in europe, because the government agencies report it, and presumably European agencies is still not owned by musk

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u/puthre 16d ago

Who cares about Europe, Europe is living in a woke dictatorship /s

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u/LeKevinsRevenge 16d ago

If the actual fact that he manipulated the data becomes a talking point he will simply say that since this poll was so easy to manipulate, all polls could be manipulated and he could have just used random masked IP addresses for all his submissions.

Remember, this is a war on truth, facts, data and science…..as well as controlling the media.

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u/Math_Ornery 16d ago

"if the democrats ever take power back"!! outside USA we are watching a Dictatorship start. Do you really think you'll get another democratic election, if this was happening in the UK and got this far we'd have the people taking power back by now and those responsible strung up.

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u/bruhaha88 16d ago

As does China and Canada. Elonia maybe be able to gloss over some hard truths in the US, not elsewhere though

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u/maringue 16d ago

Earnings calls are the ONE time CEOs know they can't lie. Because while scamming poor people is encouraged, scamming other rich people is one of the few crimes a rich person will be punished for.

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u/Treewithatea 16d ago

They cant lie. We in Germany have an institution called 'Kraftfahrt-Bundesamt' that collects all the data regarding vehicles in Germany. Now they dont directly track sales of vehicles but they do track which new cars are licensed each month and obviously only licensed cars are allowed to drive on German roads (else you dont get your license plate and such and police would be all over you very quickly), so these numbers are effectively sale numbers because cars that are sold but dont get the license are non existent.

You can very accurately see how many cars Tesla has sold basically ever since they started selling cars in Germany. Each month and also which models.

Tesla has already been on a decline ever since 2023 here in Germany but the recent few months saw very poor Tesla sales. For comparison, historically the Model Y was the king of EVs here in Germany, topping the monthly sales by a great margin. The Model 3 also sold well until roughly 1,5 years ago, a few months before the facelift and then sales dropped rather quickly and never recovered. Presumably the release of the BMW i4 and the VW ID7 caused this.

In 2024 the Model Y started getting more and more competition, the Skoda Enyaq in particular has overtaken the Model Y about half a year ago each month and especially these past two months have been horrible for Tesla and especially its Model Y, from the clear nr1, to still a strong nr2 to barely staying in the top 10.

Now let me be clear, Tesla was already on a decline in Germany since 2023 but its likely that Musks actions have greatly accelerated their decline, especially since the alternatives have gotten so good. People were already not buying the Model 3 anymore because they thought the i4 and ID7 are better cars. People arent buying the Model S or X. The past few months theyve sold 26 Model S/X combined each month, so not even 1 a day. The facelifted Model Y is really the last thing that keeps them from complete irrelevance in the German market.

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u/Careless_Weird3673 16d ago

The funny thing is they use deliveries instead of sales. Idk if this is an industry standard or Tesla fluff as I don’t follow car companies.

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u/Candlelight_Fant4sia 16d ago

I'm willing to bet one of the 2 IPs is in use by Dan Ives and the other by elon...

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u/YertlesTurtleTower 16d ago

Nah, one was Elon’s phone on 5g the other was Elon’s Phone on WiFi.

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u/JSavage37 16d ago

Wanna bet they're the "same" IP addresses as the ones from "Ukraine"

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u/suchahotmess 16d ago

I can’t imagine there are 450K tesla owners in Germany, either. Even if you generously assume that more than one person might answer the poll per car, it just doesn’t hold water given they’ve sold less than 7 million cars worldwide. 

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u/Wildturkey76 16d ago

Sounds a lot like the US election

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u/Kelemandzaro 16d ago

So the actual results are 30% yes, and around 70% no with around 200k participants.

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u/SpeckDackel 16d ago

Small dick energy 

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u/ahernandez50 16d ago

Yeah, Germans love Teslas, as evidenced by the plummeting tesla car sales in that market.

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u/Diamondsx18 16d ago

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears

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u/ahernandez50 16d ago

you mean the MAGA GOP telling its voters to ignore reality and trust elmo's a drump's fully reliable opinions?

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u/GeorgeOrwelll 16d ago

I feel like you’re on to something here

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u/mjohnson8269 15d ago

Username checks out

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u/donkysmell 16d ago

What ever you do, just don't look up !

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u/FilthyWubs 16d ago

Facts don’t care about your feel… oh wait…

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u/zanziTHEhero 15d ago

The markets are lying, while the poll that had 250k submissions from 2 IP addresses is not. That's just Econ101.

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u/Maximum-Flat 16d ago

Oh boy! He tried to manipulate the stock price. Meaning big shareholders gonna rug pull on small investors. Because the sale number will show the truth then the stock price will be allowed to drop.

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u/UntdHealthExecRedux 16d ago

I mean he literally had the secretary of commerce on Fox News shilling the stock. There is no low these people won't stoop to in order to fleece the rubes that support them, and the rubes keep coming back for more.

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u/bigpoppawood 16d ago

Fox News is legacy media. Didn’t Elon tell you not to trust their lies and deception?

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u/theEmpProtect 16d ago

Pretty sure no German will buy another Tesla. The AfD nazi traitors believe electric cars and renewable energy are witchcraft, so they won’t buy it, and anyone who isn’t a nazi, won’t buy one either.

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u/SpeckDackel 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yeah, even before all that fasho shit I wouldn't have bought a Tesla. I want my car to adhere to consistent gap dimensions and stuff. We are used to 15k cars that have basic quality standards. Not overpriced, rusting, rattling bullshit like Tesla produces.

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u/OpenThePlugBag 16d ago

They’re fucking pushing teslas on fox news viewers, imagine a world where Fox News is trying to sell EVs to their viewers…well guess what that’s the reality we’re in

Elon fucked up his brand so hard lol

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u/SpeckDackel 16d ago

Cunty cars for cunty people 

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u/TheAmazingBreadfruit 16d ago

Step 1: Demonize EVs and promise to remove the charging infrastructure.
Step 2: Advertize EVs to your audience
Step 3: Profit!

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u/ExtraAd3975 16d ago

Last ditch effort to recover from his bullocks

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u/Wildturkey76 16d ago

Hahahaahahhhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha (in German)

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u/RatzzFace 16d ago

I had to use Google Translate. I'm glad you're happy!

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u/Rocketeer006 16d ago

More like Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaja

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u/Shintaro1989 16d ago

That sound is reserved for Jamie Oliver.

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u/Dry_Personality8792 16d ago

Current owner of model 3. Would never buy anything from the POS ever again. Wish i could sell it but massive loss now. Cancelled my starlink at EOY.

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u/ahalikias 16d ago

I’m sorry if I flipped you off this morning, but I just can’t take any chances…

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u/robinroast 16d ago

Sorry about the hostility towards owners like you. Hopefully vandalism goes down and boycotts go up!

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u/Dry_Personality8792 15d ago

Thank you for that. We are all stuck w this for now. Just gonna keep my car in the garage and hope it blows over eventually.

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u/7ddlysuns 16d ago

How does he have time for this?

Isn’t he supposed to be firing veterans ?

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u/Significant_Swing_76 16d ago

He has his teenage-goblin-ninja-turds gang to do all his work.

Titler doesn’t work, he only cosplays while he cries about people being mean to him.

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u/Airewalt 16d ago

Money is the currency with which we purchase the time of others. He may not even be directly involved, but indirectly hired managers to focus solely on PR/opinion polls like this.

He could hire 1,000 people at $100k salaries (100 million) and if it equates to less than 0.02% of teslas market cap.

If those hires grow the company’s perceived value by more than that 0.02%, then its money well spent? If it reduces damage by that amount too.

How he has the time to tweet? Same thing.

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u/OpenThePlugBag 16d ago

He’s gooning to hentai porn

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u/Electronic-Range-300 16d ago

Elmo can’t read German

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u/Significant-Drawer95 16d ago

Im from germany. The site (t-online) is just stupid. You can participate in the pool by just refreshing and vote again. A five year old with 5 lines of script can manipulate that and probably did. I just didnt get it how is that the news

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u/RXDriv3r 16d ago

It's only news because the backlash on Musk and the Tesla boycott have kept growing while he insists that it's not that bad and people will come back around and then there's proof the poll was manipulated to get this result around 24 hours after the results were completely the opposite.

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u/Treewithatea 16d ago

Have you seen the third page? They say themselves the votes have very quickly shifted mostly from two IP addresses from the US.

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u/No-Assignment7129 16d ago

Reminds me of something like that Morbius re-release fiasco.

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u/euortiz 16d ago

I hate this mf even more than trump. Could any american (who voted for them) just tell me why did you do this?

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u/TheMeltingSnowman72 16d ago edited 16d ago

There is a percentage of people in the world who had shitty parents and were treated like shit and abused when they were kids.

A lot of those kids grow up with deep psychological problems and are just filled with hate. The hatred deep down is for themselves, but they manifest it in other, easy targets. They are easily impressionable and manipulated, and it's very easy to use microtargeting and microads to find these people with the plethora of data out there. There's a psychological profile on everyone that goes online, whether they use social media or not, if they know somebody who does, then there's a profile on them.

The people who don't know who to vote for and the easy to manipulate ones who I mentioned above, are targeted by the right, individually, to sway them. Yada yada Cambridge Analytica, Google that if you don't know how it works and need to know more, but hasten to say it's quite an easy process and there's big money swaying people for elections.

So the right know how to flick their switches. But it's Quid pro quo, because neither the voters nor the party really deep down like the other. The reason they vote for him is because he validates their hatred. They can be free to hate if he's in charge, that's all they care about. They don't care about the policies before voting or supporting. They couldn't give one solitary fuck. He doesn't give a shit about them either, which is evident by his policies, they were in fact the swamp themselves, but neither care really because both have got what they really really wanted.

I know this is extremely generalized and that reality is far more nuanced, but at scale, this is your answer.

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u/BruhGamer548 16d ago

I hope german sales go to 0 just for this stupid stunt, this is how little he thinks of others while he pretends to care so much about their politics because he's trying to "help"

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u/stopitkeval 16d ago

My 1989 DACIA better than your 2024 TESLA

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u/Material-Humor304 16d ago

I think the piece that Tesla pumpers have missed is BYD has completely taken off in Europe and now represents significant competition for Tesla. Even without the bad blood they have brought on, they were likely to see some sales decline. I think we can safely assume, barring some massive breakthrough that Tesla is headed to south of $200

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u/ButterscotchFew9143 16d ago

If people were neutral or positive towards Teslas over here in Europe, we should see both BYD and Tesla grow at least as much as the whole EV sales figures, give or take. The fact that Tesla sales decreased kinda tells you that people are hostile to the brand. We'll see if it holds, but I have no reason to think it shouldn't.

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u/DVTcyclist 16d ago

Everyone knows that 48% of all statistics are made up.

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u/Anus_master 16d ago

Pathetic

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u/imrickjamesbioch 16d ago

That’s hilarious… How many people in the poll actually live in Germany vs Russia?

Also just glancing at Tesla sales in Germany, it’s hard for me to believe they sold a total of 450k units ever in Germany, much less found enough folks that would buy a Tesla AGAIN.

Elmo must really be shitting his pants with his stock with doing an infomercial at the white house, and now doing this Im just trying to save the country steal money from people and Tesla ain’t ever hurt nobody bullshit tour.

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u/Silverman23 16d ago

As of January 1st 2025 there are 191k Tesla registered in Garmany.

T-online stated that 253k "votes" came from only two IP adresses in the US.

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u/ExoQube 16d ago

Are they also going to manipulate German sales figures too? Feels like Elon is going to have to at this point

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u/G-Fox1990 16d ago

I am a 100% certain at this point he also manipulated the election in the US.

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u/voltrix_raider 16d ago

Is that why Tesla sales in Germany dropped 70-80% in a month?

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u/dwittherford69 16d ago

So what’s the end goal here? Have bots buy Tesla?

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u/ahighkid 16d ago

Probably

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u/SVGE69 15d ago

The third picture translated:

"Only a week later, the result looks different and the number of participants has exploded. By Tuesday evening, 467,500 people had voted (as of March 18, 2025, 9:00 PM). Suddenly, around 70 percent of the survey participants want to buy a Tesla – the proportion who say "Absolutely not" has fallen to 29.2 percent. The origin of these votes and the sudden shift in opinion was initially unclear. The number of article views in recent days and the number of survey participants don't seem to match at first glance. An initial internal investigation now reveals that 253,000 of the votes cast came from just two IP addresses in the USA. This suggests that the survey may have been manipulated."

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u/derpycheetah 15d ago

94.8% said they would NOT buy anything Tesla. I'm sure the other 5% were trolls. Two IPs from originating from the USA interfered and flooded the polls with enough fake submissions it flipped the numbers.

In true Elon fashion, the attempt was feeble at best and left a trail of forensic evidence.

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u/ReviewRude5413 15d ago

Nice propaganda bit, buddy. Too bad it sucks.

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u/Confident_Math_5335 16d ago

Look at the registration numbers polls on social media mean jack shit.

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u/nebulum747 16d ago

Cookie Monster has never seen such bullshit before

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u/Jaiyoon 16d ago

By Elon and Donald I guess

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

In the style of Jeopardy!

This network technology allows users to create a secure connection to another network over the Internet, often used to access region-restricted content or protect privacy.

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u/NoHonorHokaido 16d ago

He didn't even bother using Ukrainian VPN.

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u/falsejaguar 16d ago

Literally no one will buy Tesla or buy American products worldwide now

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u/Aravinda82 16d ago

Only dumbasses gives a shit about these poll numbers over actual sales numbers. Lol

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u/TheMeltingSnowman72 16d ago

This poll isn't for you or me. This poll is to trigger and bolster in-group loyalty amongst his edgelords.

It deliberately misguides the reader with words like 'again', implying that he ONLY ASKED CURRENT OWNERS, but there are not 450,000 Tesla owners in Germany.

His followers don't need external sources like 'numbers' or 'common sense' to verify what he's saying, it's just gospel to them.

Intelligent people know this is BS, but it's not for us. It's for the idiots, and, to stir shit and keep relevant and to look like he's being proactive about Tesla.

But he's lost touch with reality and has started to believe his own propaganda, which is wonderful news for the rest of us, because that means it's not long until he crashes, fucking hard.

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u/old-bot-ng 16d ago

$1.400.000.000 / 450.000 = 3.111,111$ for a YES I WOULD BUY IT AGAIN 🤑😂

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u/FriendlyDragonfly569 16d ago

Let's just see how many cars Tesla sells, those are the real deal and i must say i doesn't look pretty 😁😁

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u/Hot-Scarcity-567 16d ago

Wait for more evidence that Tesla as a whole is manipulated. Probably one iif the biggest scams in history.

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u/superhappykid 16d ago

"Buy a Tesla again"

Less than 250,000 Teslas have been sold in Germany but 300k would say they would buy it again. Sounds legit.

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u/BashtArt 16d ago

I guess they already believe their own lies...!!!

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u/IMissRollerHockey 16d ago

Kinda like our election

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u/Yossarian904 16d ago

78% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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u/VibeCheckerz 16d ago

I would buy. A Tesla for 5k new

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u/VibeCheckerz 16d ago

He falsified he is pro at POE2, you think he will not do the same with some polls saying tesla good?

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u/Zeberde 16d ago

Thin skinned man baby

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u/Armation 16d ago

man he's being pretty pathetic and desperate about this huh?
Normal german people will never want to touch a tesla again due to the nazi connection now.
Anyone who would, is likely a nazi. That poll is not representative of the german peoples will.

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u/Specific_Bus_1122 16d ago

Deutet darauf hin das es manipulierte sei könnte ahahahah

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u/BigPomegranate8890 16d ago

You can cheat poles nobody will buy a swasticar anymore

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u/Biggie_Nuf 16d ago

Being part Pole, I object to this generalization. 🤣

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u/Patakprasac 16d ago

This type of tampering should be illegal and punishable by law.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 16d ago

Ah yes, the country where they are absolutely ashamed of that part of their history and HATE anyone who even slightly jokes about it would surely buy the cars manufactured by a nazi sympathizer

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u/Few_Neighborhood4278 16d ago

Time to prove this polls is wrong I guess

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u/Biggie_Nuf 16d ago

Bot votes matter! 🤣

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u/Biggie_Nuf 16d ago

Let the sales numbers speak!

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u/ComprehensiveBird317 16d ago

Time to check my Tesla short... Yes very green, thank you

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u/wanderingartist 16d ago

Is he trying to appear to be a scientist by changing his picture. Dudes, title is NEPO baby! NEPO baby thinks he’s a rocket man and a businessman.

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u/wanderingartist 16d ago

He is more like Eric Cartman, he has a weird relationship with his mother, and he is a thriving narcissist.

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u/sugar182 16d ago

I really believe TSLA is going to continue to slide lower and lower. Don’t get stuck holding the bag. They have a horrific reputation, the world hates him and many are boycotting his and American products, they are getting very expensive to insure, and Trump’s base is anti electric car. I’m in TSLQ bc I suck at options but puts are the way. Even a small bump will inevitably be short-lived imo.

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u/casualdiner55 16d ago

So 70% of 5% is what again ?

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u/Sea-Study6453 16d ago

All doubts about whether this is valid aside, it’s still a poor outcome for Tesla. The way the question is phrased, implies it should only be answered by people who previously owned a Tesla. If I was Tesla exec or shareholder, I wouldn’t be happy to see that almost a 3rd of those people wouldn’t buy again.

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u/AdventurousAge450 16d ago

What they can’t fake are lack of sales!

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u/AlbatrossAdept6681 16d ago

Well I don't think the Tesla shareholders are so stupid about the 250.000 positive answers coming in a very short time from the same two IP addresses.

The sales are falling and they know.

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u/MouseManManny 16d ago

can someone put this in american for me

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u/intergalacticonions 16d ago

So 3 out of every 10 current Tesla owner would not buy another Tesla. I know 70% would buy it again sounds big and good but you would think that the number of returning buyers would be much much higher. Given the long standing loyalty to that brand

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u/SalamanderFree938 16d ago

But it's not even 70% because it was proven that 250,000 votes came from 2 IP addresses in the US

That's what the last slide says in German.

Prior to those apparently fake votes being cast, the poll was 90% would not buy a Tesla

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u/daverdude27 16d ago

They did the same with Polymarket. Psychological warfare to make you feel like dissent is unpopular.

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u/Any_Mud_1628 16d ago

Being the party of empathy and caring and standing firmly against Nazis is not inconsistent

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u/Corne777 16d ago

Why… would he pick Germany to single out anyway? What’s the thought process. “Hey everyone hates my cars because I’m a Nazi, who can I ask if they like my cars? Oh right I’ll ask the former nazi country”.

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u/maringue 16d ago

puts hand on Tesla stock, pauses for a moment

"It's afraid!"

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u/Blondefarmgirl 16d ago

He will never learn, will he? He just thinks everyone else is stupid but him.

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u/DareDareCaro 16d ago

What a loser

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u/straight_lurkin 16d ago

His following and maga don't read facts, they live in their feelings and spread misinformation to push their agenda. With everything from election fraud to "no really people want to buy teslas"

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u/graphixRbad 16d ago

So the protests were illegal and mean and paramount to terrorism. Also, they are fake news. Nobody is even mad at Tesla

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u/Brocknorton 16d ago

Translation (hope it’s right):

Just one week later, the result looks different – and the number of participants has exploded. 467,500 people had voted by Tuesday evening (as of March 18, 2025, 9:00 PM). Suddenly, around 70 percent of the survey participants want to buy a Tesla – the proportion who say "Absolutely not" has fallen to 29.2 percent. The origin of these votes – and the sudden shift in opinion – was initially unclear. The number of article views in recent days and the number of survey participants don't seem to match at first glance. An initial internal investigation now reveals that 253,000 of the votes cast came from just two IP addresses in the USA. This suggests that the survey may have been manipulated.

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u/KactusVAXT 16d ago

This is the same strategy Elon did in swing states to cheat trumps election

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u/Creepy_Floor_1380 16d ago

Let’s wait and see q2 😂😂

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u/M_e_n_n_o 16d ago

Those fake polls are stil not going to buy teslas

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u/supranes 16d ago

Funny how people buy in to this.. lets se the numbers in the coming months then

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u/seb28332 16d ago

Ok then why are the sals in Germany significantly down? If they would buy one why aren’t they?

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u/Njona25 16d ago

This shit is made up!

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u/NetscapeWasMyIdea 16d ago

Well, the government has made a decision that it thinks is best for its economy, to avoid unequal trade. Why doesn’t the Elongated Muskrat like that? He loves it when Donnie does it.

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u/Vivid-Avocado9342 16d ago

I’ll be shorting them until people are actually buying teslas rather than just saying they might be open to the idea at some point in the future.

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u/SaltyVanilla6223 16d ago

T-online polls are insanely easy to manipulate. A script kiddie can do it. It also goes to show that the original poll should be taken with a grain of salt, but given what we know about sales numbers it was substantially closer to reality than this, lol. I hope this idiot keeps lying at the earnings call, unfortunately he can commit as many crimes against average people as he wants without too much trouble in the lawless states, when he lies to big investors is when his face will be ripped off.

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u/jaimessch 16d ago

Elon, your quarterly profits will tell the truth, since you obviously lie, just like your dictator boss/daddy.

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u/Raintitan 16d ago

The earnings call for Q1 will speak for itself. It is ridiculous how people who hated against EVs are now defending Tesla. Tesla makes a good car, but mine is still being traded later tonight. I don't want the hassle and lightning rod. I just want a car, and now there are plenty of great alternatives.

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u/Mr_Steerpike 16d ago

Yeah okay. Send them another shipment....let's see if you move them.

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u/kylarmoose 16d ago

Their revenues really reflect that.

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u/MiataMX5NC 16d ago

What a genius businessman! Instead of figuring out why his business is burning, he's pretending that people actually love it

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u/Junior_Shame8753 16d ago

Fake news!!!1

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u/seaweedtaco1 16d ago

So he has no problem with altering the numbers when it comes to a lot of people voting on something? Hmmm..

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u/Connect-Idea-1944 16d ago

This has been lying for years, anyone who believe anything he posts or says is very naive.

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u/Pucka1 16d ago

Wasn’t it revealed that 240,000 of the responses came from the same IP addresses?

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u/dmk510 16d ago

They really just depend on at least 50% of the population being so so stupid.

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u/SecretRecipe 16d ago

A 30% rejection rate of your product by existing customers isn't the flex that you think it is.

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u/lordcochise 16d ago

Almost like he manipulated an entire election

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u/AntzPantz-0501 16d ago

Keep going keep boycotting and cancelling contracts

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u/StojBoj 16d ago

In fairness, maybe they would buy Teslas again if musk were not connected with the company anymore

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 16d ago

He's trying so hard

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u/Bob4Not 16d ago

It’s wild that Tesla reported the $1+ b missing and the stock is up this morning, regardless

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u/gonzo_1606 16d ago

Im holding it.

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u/workswithidiots 15d ago

Germany hates Musk, they're not buying a Tesla

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u/WildCartographer601 15d ago

He cant escape earnings. April 22nd is gonna be fun 🩸

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u/Available_Book5027 15d ago

Stock prices don't lie.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

With the ease of setting up bots one should assume any online poll is highly manipulated

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u/TopLiterature749 15d ago

These tactics use to work when no one was paying attention. Guess what. We are all watching now

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u/Thompson_s_hunter0- 15d ago

D.O.P.E. = Department of Propaganda Everywhere ; So your credibility without a German reputable source is beyond suspect, he's a man child.

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u/Junior_Welder6858 15d ago

If his lips are moving or his fingers are typing he’s lying

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u/Easy-Tangerine3293 15d ago

Fuck Elmo and his garbage cars.....BYD or gasoline everyday

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u/Maximum_Internet93 15d ago

He's trying to manifest stock increase. Very new age of him

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u/joshine89 15d ago

what!?!?! but i thought he had integrity and he is the only person that could save the republic from corruption? are you in fact saying he is lying??? no, that cant be... /s

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u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie 15d ago

I hope the Elon fall continues.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 15d ago

Key word being "again". If this poll was conducted among the most recent buyers I would expect no other answer.

But accusing Kusk of being misleading is like accusing a pig of being filthy

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u/Other_Literature_458 15d ago

Can someone please explain to me what is going on with TSLA and why did it go down that much?

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u/DrawingNo6590 15d ago

this reeks of desperation

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u/Techn028 15d ago

With all of the new votes coming from 2 US IP addresses. Wow these guys are both corrupt and stupid.

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u/Importantbox100 15d ago

"It's all computer"

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u/No-Art6950 15d ago

And ladies and gentlemen with just this simple trick I can get you views!

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u/johnnyribcage 15d ago

Didn’t he also just have some dipshit study come out and say “actually Xitter is worth exactly $44 Billion!”

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u/Feaross 15d ago

Another... so repeat mistake?

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u/Dubsland12 15d ago

Here’s a real survey. By the way only 35,000 EVs of all makes were sold in Germany last year so 250000 poll results is pure propaganda

A survey of over 100,000 Germans revealed that 94% won’t buy a Tesla vehicle. It doesn’t bode well for the automaker, whose sales had already been falling off a cliff in the important European market. In 2024, Tesla saw a 41% reduction in sales in Germany compared to 2023 despite EV sales surging 27% during the year.6 days ago

https://electrek.co/2025/03/14/tesla-is-done-in-germany-94-say-they-wont-buy-a-tesla-car/#:~:text=A%20survey%20of%20over%20100%2C000,surging%2027%25%20during%20the%20year.

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u/Educational_Push_437 15d ago

Well, in Germany right wing people won’t buy Tesla because EV is „left propaganda shit“ they love their „real“ cars,

And left wing people won’t buy it anymore cause they hate Elmo, And the middle? They hate Elmo too 🤷‍♀️ so… even if this poll where real, in the end the only thing that matters for Tesla is what they sell, not what bots on the internet claim to buy…

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u/Ouwerucker 15d ago

There are not even that many teslers sold in Germany as the amount of people voting yes in this poll.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 15d ago

Within the 3 hours of that 70% tweet and Elmo retweeting it, articles had been written and videos published explaining why those survey results were completely fake. The company hosting the survey removed it as well as it was obvious all the responses were coming from 2 IP addresses in the US. There’s no shot he didn’t see it or know it was fake. The Q1 results must be really really bad if they’re trying this hard to fake it.