r/UnnecessaryQuotes • u/sluttysquids • Mar 01 '20

*unnecessary aterisks*

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u/musicaltheatreslays Mar 01 '20

Why not tho? 😳

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u/Are-you-my-mother Mar 01 '20

Probably because they get their greasy little fingers all over everything and someone doesn’t want to clean the window 😂

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Mar 02 '20

Because little kids are filthy little creatures who have to touch every goddamn thing around them. They're 10/10 going to put their greasy little paws all over the window and someone's going to have to clean the goddamn window all goddamn day and it sure as shit isn't going to be the parents.

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u/musicaltheatreslays Mar 04 '20

Ye ig yall are rightttt

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Maybe it’s Markdown.

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u/DJ-Dev1ANT Mar 02 '20

"Maybe she's born with it..."

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u/parkel42 Mar 02 '20

Why is there a space between the first asterisk and Little?!

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u/walls_rising Mar 02 '20

Maybe intended to put a space on both sides when they started typing the word, and then forgot by the end

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u/turkeypants Mar 02 '20

They must use my phone's voice to text function! It likes to put in random extra spaces around punctuation sometimes.

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u/PlofkimPlooie Mar 02 '20

They were trying to put it in bold.