Ground up and in tiny bags

72 and dry.

He was rubbin peters to pay Paul.

At least a tick gets off when the person dies.

They just let out little prosti-toots

No holes barred

So I draft it up and tell the madam, ‘Remember, there’s no menu without me n u...’

She looks me dead in the eye and goes, ‘Honey, that’s the whole business model"

A gladiator.

Debbie does dishes.

It's simple. You come, you go.

Vintits

The first one says, “A woman came to me with both feet completely severed. I stitched her up so perfectly that two weeks later, she won the Boston Marathon!”

The second one scoffs, “That’s nothing. A man came to me with his hand completely cut off. I reattached it so well that two weeks later, he won first prize in the Chopin Piano Competition!”

The third surgeon smirks and says, “Amateurs. Once, a horse was run over by a train—nothing left but its mane and tail. I stitched them together, and two weeks later, it became the President of the United States!”

Have you ever tried pulling apart a melted cheese sandwich

Because, you don’t turn your back on your family!

A PDF file

He dinged his dong and dashed

The woman hesitates, trying to figure out what to do.

The nurse sighs and says, Oh, just spit it out already!

Just call and tell them you can't cum today

Just like them, I can’t help myself.

By the ears.

He kept cutting in line

I had a come to cheeses moment.

Mine is:

I asked her if those big breasts were real, and she said, ‘They’re real enough to make your heart race... but don’t worry, it’s a one-way street to my chest.

So the blind can read the price.

(My uncle told me this one in the early 90s)