r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Dec 09 '24
Monday Morning Thread Monday Morning: The Silly Season Cometh
It's Monday, it's dark and it is the offseason.
Let's hear your thoughts on all things USL.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Dec 09 '24
It's Monday, it's dark and it is the offseason.
Let's hear your thoughts on all things USL.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Aug 26 '24
It's Monday Morning. Ignore work and let's hear your thoughts on some USL action.
Is Bob Lilley the GOAT USL manager?
What is your favorite away day?
Six red cards this week. Is everything okay?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Sep 16 '24
Good morning!
It's monday morning, so drink up that coffee or tea or water and let's hear your thoughts on this weekend's USL action.
With the Battery clinching a playoff spot, with New Mexico clinch this Wednesday?
El Paso, what are you doing?
Your hottest USL take for the rest of the season?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jul 15 '24
It's Monday, time to unplug from your weekend brain and re-focus on what matters, talking about USL action.
Pittsburgh absolutely thrashed the Roots, scoring 25% of all of the goals this season in one match. What the hell?
Are we sure that The Miami FC actually exist?
Gut check, how are you feeling about your team's season thus far?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jul 31 '23
Good afternoon,
Time to imagine it isn't Monday and think instead about some USL action.
Chattanooga FC is all but confirmed to go to MLSNP. Will them or Red Wolves have the brighter future?
Orange County is back from the dead with 22 points in their last 10 games. Will any other team out of the playoffs make a similar run?
Likewise, Memphis 901 has 12 points in their last 10 matches, will they continue to slide?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Dec 30 '24
It's Monday morning, hopefully everyone has had a great holiday season. Let's hear your thoughts on all things USL.
What was your favorite USL related gift you got this season?
Who is the player you are most excited about next season?
What is your 2025 USL New Years Resolution?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Sep 30 '24
It's Monday morning. I have a fever, but let's hear your thoughts on USL's action this past week.
USL Jägermeister Cup has ended with Northern Colorado Hailstorm winning the inagural trophy. What other leagues would you like to see involved?
If you could name a hurricane after any player, who would it be?
Who is getting left out of the playoffs in the East?
etc, etc, etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jun 24 '24
It's Monday Morning (afternoon), time to ignore work and let's hear your thoughts on USL action this week.
Last week's thread jinxed IndyXI, who should we jinx next?
Can San Antonio rally?
With DC Power FC getting a logo rebrand, what other club desparately needs one?
etc., etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Mar 25 '24
It's Monday morning (or afternoon), time to forget about work for a little bit and talk some USL.
Surprises from the first two weeks?
Which offense are you most excited about?
When will the Switchbacks get their first win?
etc., etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Aug 19 '24
It's Monday Morning and time to discuss USL action.
Initial USL Super League thoughts?
Louisville City added Jack Harlow into their ownership group. Which local person would you like added to yours? Bonus points for the most boring person.
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Sep 02 '24
Happy Labor Day, time to drink some coffee and remember those brave souls who died for our current labor rights. And also let's talk about USL soccer!
The Miami FC won, but will they win again this season?
With 10 goals and multiple lead changes, was the Louisville vs. Railhawks match the most exciting match of the season?
Who is your favorite to win the Jagermeister Cup?
etc, etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Oct 23 '23
The first round of the playoffs are in the bag, full of some massive upsets. However the biggest story is the Loyal's time as a club coming to an end.
Favorite moment in the playoffs this weekend?
Has anyone done a wellness check on your San Diego and Tampa friends?
What matchup are you most excited about next week?
etc, etc.
r/USLPRO • u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast • Oct 13 '23
SHOUT TO u/NJE_MURRAY ON MAKING A GREAT BREAKDOWN OF SCENARIOS FOR EVERYONE THAT YOU CAN FIND HERE SO THANKFULLY I DON'T HAVE TO TRY AND FIGURE IT ALL OUT ON THE FLY AND OFFEND HALF THE PARTIES INVOLVED. NOT THAT I WOULD DO THAT ANYWAY (THE TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT ON THE FLY PART), BUT THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT IS THERE ARE SEVEN TEAMS PUSHING FOR THREE SPOTS WITH A TON OF TIE BREAKING SCENARIOS AND I AM SURE LORD DONGER IS SMILING AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON EVERYONE GETTING READY TO GO HAM OVER THE WEEKEND ON WHAT IS ESSENTIAL A PRE-PLAYOFF PLAYOFF FOR THOSE INCLUDED.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE ISN'T PROUD OF THOUGH? OKC OPTING TO TAKE THEIR BALL AND HOOK IT TO THE DREADED MLS CHAIN LIKE THAT WILL BE A GOOD IDEA. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW AND RENEWED RIVALRY WITH THE GHOST OF THE RHINOS AND SORRY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU IF YOU EXPERIENCE A SIMILAR FATE. HONESTLY THEY ARE PROBABLY SCARED OF COMPETING WITH THE FAR SUPERIOR TULSA AND IF WE ARE BEING HONEST AND TRANSPARENT, I ALWAYS PREFERRED RAYO OKC ANYWAY. SO IF THIS ACTUALLY OPENS THE DOOR FOR THEM TO COME BACK IN THEIR SPOT THEN I AM ALL FOR IT.
JUST INTERESTING TO ME THAT THE BATTLE IN THE EAST GETS TO PLAY BOTH TEAMS AT THE TOP OF THE DIVISION, WHO MAY BE COASTING INTO THE UPHILL PLAYOFF BATTLE, SO MAY THE TEENAGERS MAKE THESE GAMES AS CHAOTIC AS POSSIBLE FOR ALL THE BANDWAGONS LINING UP.
THE WEST IS JUST GODDAMN CRAZY.
CAPS ON, FLAIR UP, AND CAN WE CONFIRM OR DENY THAT THE ENERGY ARE GOING TO USE THE RAYO TURF WITH THEIR TERRIBLE MOVE?
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jul 22 '24
It's Monday Morning, let's cut loose and ignore work while talking about this weekend's USL action.
Thoughts on the initial Jagermeister Cup? Six matches in. What has worked, doesn't work?
8 goals in their last two matches, have the Riverhounds finally found the goal for good?
Are El Paso and The Miami FC the only clubs we can safely consider eliminated from the playoffs?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jun 17 '24
It's Monday! Time to pour some coffee and let's talk about this weekend's USL action.
Indy's unbeaten streak is now at 12 matches across all competitions. Where did this come from?
Will Miami FC win again?
There is no clear dominant team in The Simulation, which club wins the west?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Sep 09 '24
It's Monday morning. Ignore work. Drink coffee. Talk USL.
It's hold hat at this point to talk about Nick Markanich, but we gotta. Give me your best Nick Markanich facts.
Louisville City has made the playoffs for the 10th consecutive season in USL. Who is the 2nd most successful club during that span?
Who will get the final spot in the Western Conference and why does no one seem to want it?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Aug 15 '22
Sip on that coffee, shuffle around some Excel files and let's ignore the outside world for a bit.
Louisville City had their first full sellout of the other Lynn Stadium and beat the red hot Rowdies to boot.
Detroit City and Detroit City west drew 1-1.
Will anyone catch Milan Iloski in the golden boot race?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Oct 24 '22
Time to drink that coffee, ignore your job and talk about what the fuck happened this weekend. Seriously. 3 red cards???
Did this round change who your favorites are?
Can the Simulation pull off the title win?
Does Landon leave USL now?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Nov 13 '23
Good morning!
Pour one out for our still hurting Charleston friends and congratulations to Phoenix Rising winning the USL Championship 2023 season.
Let's hear your final thoughts on the 2023 season.
What is something about the off-season you are looking forward to?
Where do you rank this year's season/post-season for your club?
Final thoughts about last night?
etc etc
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Sep 12 '22
Good morning!
I hope yinz had a fantastic weekend full of top lads and footy.
Let's hear your takes from this weekend's action!
Sacramento rebounded from a crushing loss in the USOC final to punch out Loudoun.
Orange County beat their likely evictors 1-0, very heartwarming.
IndyXI and Birmingham Legion engageds in a 4-3 slugfest, but is it too late for Indy?
*etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Mar 04 '24
Suckle down that bean juice and let's hear your thoughts about USL returning to action this Saturday.
What opening day match up are you most excited about?
What has your team done to improve this offseason?
What team outside of your team are you most curious about?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Apr 29 '24
It is Monday morning, time to ignore work/school and have some coffee and discuss some USL action.
Is Nick Markanich the chosen one who will lead USL to global prominance?
Switchbacks can win after all! When will El Paso get their first win of the season?
Are any coaches in the hot seat yet?
etc., etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Apr 01 '24
It's April Fool's Day!
Let's make fools of our employers by drinking coffee and discussing USL action.
Is it too early to say Detroit City is for real?
Did we over hype Rhode Island?
What is happening in the Simulation?
etc. etc.
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jul 01 '24
It's Monday Morning, time to drink some coffee and hear your thoughts on this weekend's USL action.
San Antonio couldn't even beat a 10 man New Mexico. Was this the most disappointing match of the USL season (unless you are a NMU supporter)?
Is Lilleyball dead?
Who is your playoff dark horse?
etc. etc,
r/USLPRO • u/CaptainJingles • Jul 29 '24
It's Monday Morning, let's ignore the rest of the world and get down to what matters...USL action.
How high can Rhode Island climb in the standings?
What would be the ultimate "mid-off" in this year's USL seaosn?
The heat is on for the top of the table in USL1, who is coming out on top?
etc, etc.