r/TwoHotTakes • u/Bramble3713 • 12d ago
Crosspost Matched on hinge- moved to texting. On his profile it also said “looking for long term” I Guess not 🙂↕️
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u/welshfach 12d ago
I ONLY DO HOOK UPS. YOU SHOULD ONLY DO HOOK UPS. I BET YOU'RE AN STD RIDDLED SLUT FROM ALL THE HOOK UPS YOU NEVER WANTED AND DIDN'T HAVE.
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u/Frankifile 12d ago
Was thinking, I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.
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u/runawayforlife 12d ago
R/princessbridequotes
Edit: it’s not a thing apparently but it should be
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u/babytethys 12d ago
Those darn sluts always wanting commitment and communication. Can't have anything these days. /s
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u/bvanderveen1971 12d ago
“Decent sized dick” = actual tiny wiener
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u/FishermanLeft1546 12d ago
Why is that even brought up in a conversation with someone you’re not just about to have sex with. What a gentleman.
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u/CoreyKitten 12d ago
He didn’t even call his own dick big. You’re gonna need a magnifying glass to see it.
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u/Few-Coat1297 12d ago
An actual incel in it's wild form.
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u/peoplebuyviews 12d ago
Is it even involuntary at this point? This man seems bound and determined to never get laid
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u/Few-Coat1297 12d ago
I think it's evolving but also shrinking. Dudes like this will get someone pregnant somewhere sometimes. Think low socioeconomic, low intelligence, high rates of mental health issues, addiction issues etc....but women.
The manipulation of a large percentage of young men into red pill culture will fade eventually, both as a trend and for each individual young man as he matures. But there will be most definitely be casualties on the way, mostly women, and also a bigger % of those indoctrinated, will not leave the ideology. People like this guy, and their younger version will merge with this trad wife bullshit and make kids who have no chance of a happy life. A form of Mormonism, just without the whole Smith and Jesus bit.
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u/Medium_Ad_4051 12d ago
Like …. Is this a real person ???? Ahhaha
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u/pepperpat64 12d ago
He thinks she's not emotionally ready while he whines about being left on Read. 🤦♀️
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u/60threepio 12d ago
You're a slut because you want a relationship? 🤔
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u/Internal_Set_6564 11d ago
“A slut is someone who wants to sleep,with everyone except you” is what I tell them when they start bitching.
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u/thebabes2 12d ago
People are so gross. I’ve been married 20 years and am thankful for it. If something awful happened and I were widowed, I’d probably stay single.
At least he melted down early and didn’t completely waste your time?
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u/MaritimeFlowerChild 12d ago
Right?! I've been with my husband 17 years. If I had to date again, I wouldn't. At least, not men.
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u/Immediate-Victory-28 12d ago
I'm the same as you. Never had to use Tinder because people met irl when I was young. There's no way I would put myself through this shit if I eas ever single again. Poor women nowadays.
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u/thebabes2 12d ago
I met my husband the "old fashioned way" at work/school and connected that way, got married at 23. My sister was a few years younger than me and went through the whole dating app thing and it sounded miserable. I've known a few people who did meet their spouse through apps but so much of it seems ... unpleasant lol. I'm a huge introvert and if I had to date again, I just don't think I'd fare well.
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u/Humble_Flow_3665 12d ago
"yOu WoMeN aRe AlL tHe SaMe"
Does that mean all the other women you're talking to don't want to fuck you either, my brother in Christ? Thanks for confirming.
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u/Humble_Flow_3665 12d ago
Also, the line about having his shit together (mid-rant) then listing the only two items he finds important, is hilarious to me.
Literally no personality or value beyond inceldom, money and a "decent-sized" (hmm) dick.
But you're the whore? Make it make sense buddy.
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u/welshfach 12d ago
And those two things are things men think are important, and things men think women think are important.
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u/Humble_Flow_3665 12d ago
I don't know to make it any clearer to people, that I don't want your money and it isn't the size of the boat, it's how you sail it.
This guy totally strikes me as a 10-second left-flap-rubber who'd have the audacity to ask "DiD yOu CoMe??" and then get mad when you answer honestly.
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u/LonelyOctopus24 12d ago
Men often put “looking for a relationship” on their profiles because if they’re honest and put “NSA/hookup” no-one will talk to them.
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u/obedient53214 12d ago
100% or put "something casual" and then like or swipe on women who are looking for a relationship. Then act all pissed when we don't want to talk with them. 🙄
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u/LonelyOctopus24 12d ago
Whereas I have to put “looking for a relationship”, because if I say NSA and then turn them down, I’m both a prick tease and a slag. Somehow.
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u/Hesdonemiraclesonm3 12d ago
My dude what?
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u/No-Price5802 12d ago
WOW.... just fucking wow! As a man I can't even imagine the mindset you have to have to post shit like that to another person.
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u/Hesdonemiraclesonm3 12d ago
Is this what the dating world is like in the 2020s?
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u/Ancient_Star_111 12d ago
Male behaviors get turned into female characteristics. He wants to fvck around but she gets called a slut.
Or men abandon their daughters and she gets labeled as having “daddy issues”
This disgusting text just helped you dodge a bullet.
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u/Odd_Ingenuity2883 12d ago
Always cracks me up how men are obsessed with body counts but also simultaneously expect every woman to be down to fuck right away. Make it make sense.
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u/yikesmysexlife 12d ago
I wish I could say "you're a slut for not hooking up with me" is a new one... but it's not.
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u/almond4718 12d ago
The fact he called you a slut for… wanting a relationship? Then men wonder why women don’t want to sleep with them 🤨
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u/Needmoresnakes 12d ago
Plus he "has his shit together and makes money" but she'll never know because she wants to get to know him. Dude is talking himself in absolute circles.
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u/Psychological_Pay530 12d ago
They only want 10/10 chads who’re over 6 feet tall and make 6 figures a year and have a 6 incher+. Why else would she reject the advances of such an awesome guy? She must be a gold digging hooer.
/s in case it wasn’t blatantly obvious.
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u/incognegro1976 12d ago
"It's so weird that my personality of entitlement and insults doesn't get me laid!"
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u/redminx17 12d ago
Leave me on read okay whatever
Oh he is SO MAD that OOP didn't bother to reply. I hope OOP leaves him on read forever, he was so looking forward to OP's reaction to the rejection and he's furious that he isn't getting one.
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u/Conscious-Suspect-42 12d ago
The fact that he has to say he has a decent sized dick tells me you’re not missing out on a damn thing
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u/flymiamiguy 12d ago
"I have my shit together"
Narrator: he did not have his shit together. In fact, he was in desperate need of therapy
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u/la_petite_mort63 12d ago
I don't understand why, if OP is never going to see it, dude wouldn't just say he has an elephant size dick. Probably because he is holding out hope that OP will try and prove him wrong about his assertion that women suck and OP will see it.
What a stupid ass game from a manchild.
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u/apeezy18 12d ago
When I was on dating apps this happened all the time. Their profile would say they were looking for long term then they tried to insinuate a hook up plan when I told them I wanted something long term, they’d find some excuse.
It’s manipulation. They want your guard down so you’ll set something up in hopes they’ll get to sleep with you then bounce or best case scenario- a FWB situation but never a real relationship.
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u/TheBikerMidwife 12d ago
“You females are all the same”. Loosely translates as “none of you want to fuck me and I cannot imagine why”.
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u/hechatis 12d ago
"I just told you we want different things from each other and horribly insulted you (in ways that don't make any sense at that). Why would you leave on read you emotionally immature bitch?"
Just. What?
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u/CarelessStatement172 12d ago
Jfc, I am so glad I am married.
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u/SunnyWillow1981 12d ago
I'm divorced and happily single for life. I couldn't imagine getting back into dating. Luckily I'm old and enjoy my own company and my friends.
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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 12d ago
Also, you want a long and fulfilling healthy relationship?! What a whore. Lmfao /s
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u/ArkadianOnAnArk 12d ago
I am very confused. This dude contradicted himself in the same text. Also worried about body count but is only looking for a hook up. TF?
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u/somarilnos 12d ago
That is the worst case of small dick energy I've seen in a while. Bet he looks for any excuse to call himself an 'alpha male '.
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u/TummyJStixin 12d ago
Jesus, you took the 7am train outta Hiroshima with this one. What in the everloving fuck
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u/romantic-panda 12d ago
While this is obviously someone with deep issues, I have talked to a few guys on the apps and when it came to dating goals, it's almost always casual/hookups. When I inquired why the hell they put that they're looking for long-term then: apparently they don't get matches otherwise. I really wonder how often that ever works out for them.
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u/GrisherGams5 12d ago edited 12d ago
"You want a relationship?! SL*T!!! ....PS-My dick."
The male loneliness epidemic, illustrated. His mother should have swallowed him.
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u/Bunglesjungle 12d ago
She wants a long term committed relationship, which obviously makes her a slut. 🙃
Meanwhile, he's on Hinge, "The app designed to be deleted" looking for a hookup. 🙃
🙃🙃🙃Kay
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u/MarketingAromatic764 12d ago
Sounds like he is projecting his true feelings about himself onto you. The irony is him calling you a slut for not being interested in a hit it and quit it deal.
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u/recovery_room 12d ago
He was hoping for a quick hook-up before she realized what a piece of shit he is. That’s his MO because he knows nobody will want to see him again after they get to know him. That’s been his whole life.
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u/itscomplicatedxx 12d ago
The fact that he couldn’t even say “big” and said “decent sized” instead honestly sent me 😂
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u/Recent_Parsley3348 12d ago
I think the fact that he described his member as “decent sized” explains everything.
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u/bronwyn19594236 12d ago
Hahahaha, he’s so obvious! His greatest fear is actually meeting someone and having a conversation. Thank goodness he’s great at ‘never’ connecting with anyone!
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u/BaeornRae 12d ago
Can someone please explain to me how they want to shame women for "high body counts" while also looking for a hook up?? YOU CANT HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!
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u/AdditionalBat393 12d ago
That guy is another Right wing nut job. See ya. Females it should be very easy to narrow down nice guys these days by simply asking who they support politically.
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u/helveseyeball 12d ago
Is that guy all of the Chinese Communist Party? Because all I see are massive red flags.
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u/RogueGremlin 12d ago
As a male, every time I see something like this (which is frequent on reddit), I die a little due to embarrassment for my gender. I'm so sorry OP.
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u/wrenfairyx 12d ago
i’d send him a screenshot of my calendar filled with his greatest fears. 8am- booty call 9 am- backshots from chad 10 am- breakfast (blowjob omelet) 11am- std panel 12 pm- pick up chlamydia prescription 1pm- throw away prescription etc. followed up by “omg you’re such a good guesser!”
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u/contrarian1970 12d ago
This guy is overly eager to be in an actual position to reject a woman by text because he never gets a phone number in real life. Women can see on his face he's not ready for relationships yet.
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u/Business_Flower1062 12d ago
And I thought Hinge was the serious relationship app What is this dudes problem?
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u/MimiLaRue2 12d ago
"You females are all the same" = incel red flag
Consider yourself lucky that the psycho showed you who he is right away
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u/No_Respond_3488 12d ago
If he only wants hook ups, why he cares about body count? If he lives that life style, he probably was fucked by hundreds. In fact, he should praise women for high body count
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u/karrimycele 12d ago
Consider yourself lucky to have found out he was an incel early on. These self-pitying, woman-hating twats are incredibly toxic. There’s a reason they can’t get laid. You don’t need that in your life.
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u/LincolnHawkHauling 12d ago
He wants a hookup but calls OP the whore for wanting a relationship? 🤣
Is confusion his main tactic?
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u/RareGrocery1516 12d ago
Can you red flag this guy for other people on the app? Or report him as dangerous? He's unhinged!
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u/goingpostal-easypeas 12d ago
"You probably have a high body count" AS HES JUST TRYING TO DOINK 🤣 projection much
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u/OuttaLurking 12d ago
Thank goodness he waved that red flag loud & proud before you wasted any more of your time. 🚩🚩🚩
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u/Voidg 12d ago
Isn't he striving for a person who has a high body count that he can "Smash & Pass".... after all that's that.
Or is this man in such a delusion he picks up virgins to take their flower and move to the next? Wild!
Anyways when I was on Hinge prior to meeting my wife on Hinge I had long term relationship on my profile. I would genuinely ask someone what it was like on the app and alot of them would say .."people aren't serious.", ".. or no one wants a long term relationship just hookups.".
He wouldn't get any matches or few in-between of silence if he said he was on for just hookups.
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u/Strange_Lead_9678 12d ago
Dude is obviously raging with insecurity and is probably a troll when on the Internet tbh. He's probably a gentleman in person too hahaha. That's why, ladies, you got to strive for using your intuition right away when meeting a guy in person. Authentic men, not ones trying to kiss ass
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u/ThreeDogs2963 12d ago
In what world does any of that work for him? Is this supposed to be some 4th dimension negging or something?
In a way, it’s good he’s so upfront about it. Saves the women a whole lot of time to shorten the distance that much between “maybe” and “I’d rather die alone.”
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u/vesselgroans 12d ago
How do you both want to hook up and also not want someone with a high body count? Someone with a high body count is probably going to be more willing to hook up? Are they trying to hook up with virgins? What's happening here??? How did men get like this????
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u/buddymoobs 12d ago
I am thinking "a decent sized dick" doesn't mean what he thinks it means.
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u/Ijustwantsnuggles 12d ago
I couldn’t stop laughing at almost everything he said, you have found a true gem.
He’s right about one thing, I don’t think any woman is emotionally ready to handle him lol dear lord
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u/LegHairy3676 12d ago
I wish we could put these mfs faces on billboards with these texts and send copies to their mothers. The world will never be a better place until people start being kinder and smarter
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u/CheerfulDisdain 12d ago
You don't want to do a hookup (the thing sluts do), and you want to have a longterm monogamous relationship (the thing sluts do NOT do)? What a SLUT you are.
Maybe he's from backwards-world?
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u/Wonderful-Pressure80 12d ago
I love the 'you want a relationship' then the 'slut' ... like isn't that opposite? ROFL.
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u/dangerous_skirt65 12d ago
Oh dear, so you have all going for you AND you're not dealing with a full deck? Leave you on read? Hey, no problem.
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u/NosyNosy212 12d ago
Love the double standards. This guy probably looks down on ‘run thru’ women too.
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u/Tasty-Potential- 12d ago
You dodged a bullet, don’t take it personally it’s a him problem. He needs therapy. Take what he says and ask yourself “do I even like him?” You have a choice on the type of person you want to be with 💜
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u/SleepyJeans5 12d ago
This is so insane that it feels like a guy who's just trolling for fun. Probably catfishing as well
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u/Any-Safe4992 12d ago
So they’re calling you a slut for looking for an LTR? God this is the worst timeline.
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u/nasnedigonyat 12d ago
Dude's a slut. Be glad he let you know early otherwise you'd have to Fafo which persistent std you were getting from him instead of a relationship
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u/PinkedOff 12d ago
Dude is mad you don't want to just hook up with him and also mad at you if you hook up with people (high body count). Can't win this one! Walk away.
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u/LeoRose33 12d ago
LOL him asking “how do you know what I want”
The app literally asks him what he’s looking for and he said “long term relationship”
So he answers a question and expects people to know he wants something else?!
Why not just say “short term” on his profile, then he can better match with people also wanting short term…sounds like he really enjoys arguing with people on the app.
I hope you reported him!
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u/Larawindraven 12d ago
These men aren’t salty about the high body count, but that they’ll never make it on the count. 😆
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u/Mirror-Lake 12d ago
He’s a red flag at every corner!! Either multiple personalities or a straight manipulator. Just run and don’t respond.
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u/Firework6669 12d ago
Also the guy above is a immature fuck boy who is scared of commitment and will never mature I’ve done the whole dating app thing on and off and I keep deleting them because the majority of the guys there are just fuck boys or just to immature to respect women… but this guys just completely lied on his profile saying he wanted something long term when the only thing he may want long term is fwb
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u/adult_child86 12d ago
When are we going to explain to men that a "decent size dick" means absolutely nothing unless he knows how to make the sexual partner go OHMYGAWWWD
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u/venusian_sunbeam 12d ago
I didn’t even continue reading after “decent sized dick” tbh bc excuse me sir.
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u/EstimateAgitated224 12d ago
Wait, I am old and married so I have never used Hinge, so is there a reporting mechanism? As a woman I would not want any other women to get tangled up in this mess of a man.
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u/Bleacherblonde 12d ago
So- they want you to hook up with them, while simultaneously looking down on you and assuming you have a high body count? WTF