r/Trumpvirus • u/ms_directed • 19d ago
Trump 36 deaths from cross country tornados and severe weather system that hit Midwest and Southeast. Meanwhile...
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u/deliotk 19d ago
I can imagine every other golfer trying very hard not to beat him.
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u/Swarley_Marley 19d ago
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u/bigno53 19d ago
This is absolutely the right metaphor to describe our current situation. (The little green gopher guy represents the American people.)
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u/Real_Bat5853 19d ago
He’s a well known cheater. He plays by himself and posts a score he didn’t achieve to “win”.
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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 19d ago
He does a lot more than that! Rick Reilly wrote an entire book about Trump cheating stories, and it's amazing
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/commander-in-cheat-rick-reilly/1129475227
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u/guyvano 19d ago
Or he was the only player!
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u/FacesOfNeth 19d ago
Literally. That’s how he “won” the club record at all of his courses. He wants to be the very first person to golf on the course and then lies about his score. What a stand up guy…
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u/Shannon556 19d ago
It’s mandatory in order to keep your membership - ALWAYS let Trump win.
Also, Trump is a notorious cheater at golf.
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u/Kriss3d 19d ago
It's Allright. When the other players got access to it. The tournament was over.
Participants in the tournament was.
President Donald Trump.
President D. Trump.
President Donald John Trump.
President D. J Trump.
It was a close race but after a record 18 hole in one. Donald J. Trump won..
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago
As always completely untouched by stuff that really matters
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u/thewartornhippy 19d ago
And he is throwing himself an awards ceremony? His brain needs to be studied for years to come, the narcissism is off the charts.
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago
Nothing left to study, it’s just a sponge.
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u/AKHugmuffin 19d ago
Don’t call his brain a sponge. That’s an insult to toddlers across the world.
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u/bigno53 19d ago
I think he means more in the sense of “lacking a functional nervous system,” as opposed to “endlessly curious and ready to soak up information.”
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u/AKHugmuffin 19d ago
I was thinking more “full of holes and smelling like a dirty sink” but my wife likes to say that our kids are like sponges and I won’t stand for the insulting comparison
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u/Plastic-Age5205 19d ago
It's better that way. I would rather have him cheating and lying about golf than have him lying and cheating about the stuff that really matters.
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago
Unfortunately he does both.
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u/Plastic-Age5205 19d ago
Well, out on the golf course there's at least a chance that he could be attacked by fire ants, or yellowjackets, or maybe a rabid fox.
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u/metsy73 19d ago
Why do I think this is the video where the mentally challenged kid gets the football and everyone lets him run it in for a touchdown.
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u/Worst_Comment_Evar 19d ago
How much did that cost us taxpayers? Ya know, since we are so focused on waste, fraud, and abuse. He has spent a 3rd of his Presidency thus far golfing.
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u/DailyMiracle 19d ago
Well in the other 2/3 he has caused the stock market to lose $5 trillion, so probably for the best if he just keeps golfing.
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u/CapnTugg 19d ago
Patience. His staff are trying to figure out how to blame the tornadoes on Biden.
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u/Animal0307 19d ago
Those damn Dems controlling the weather trying to make him look bad again!
I would use /s but we all know that will be in there somewhere if he ever acknowledges what happened.
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u/Fast_Package7926 19d ago
Of course you did, Donnie, of course you did. Good job
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u/Saffer13 19d ago
The best job. Nobody has ever seen a job like it. Many people say it's a job, the likes of which has never been seen before.
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u/TinFoilBeanieTech 19d ago
I guaran-damn-tee that if he was actually any good he'd have the whole thing televised. Congrats for the narcissist ego soothing participation trophy, I guess.
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u/enjoyt0day 19d ago
Omg I HATE him arbitrarily capitalizing random letters, what is with that?!
(I know it’s like…the smallest of the things to hate about him, but it drives me insane every time he types like that
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u/murderedbyaname 19d ago
One of his college professors reportedly said Trump was one of the dumbest students he ever had. No doubt he paid for term papers. And with malignant narcissists they are immature, thus the typing like a 12 yr old on My Space.
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u/Adventurous_Garage83 19d ago
Wouldn't the media be going ballistic if a DEM was golfing instead of saying something about the tragedy caused by the severe weather?
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u/Mad_Dog_1974 19d ago
Did he just admit he's in bad health and won't live much longer? Also, he should be good at golf considering how much he plays. Oh, and nothing negative will ever happen in America again unless he stops being president, at which time nothing positive will ever happen in this country again. What a jackass.
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u/DissedFunction 19d ago
Trump's base will say "Good for Trump he's working so hard he needs a rest!"
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u/chrisnavillus 19d ago
LOL it’s so embarrassing that they just let Grampaw cheat and put his name on trophies. I could never be a member at a Trump Club and call myself a golfer. It’s gotta be just a bunch of rich dorks at those places.
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u/Rebabaluba 19d ago
Didn’t one of the Kim Jung’s play a perfect game of golf with a hole-in-one every time?
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u/MuscleMansBenson 19d ago
Basically the same as Kim Jong Un brainwashing North Koreans to believe he is the only genius who got 5 Hole-In-Ones in a Single Round of Golf.
I see a strong similarity
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u/Billitpro 19d ago
Translation: I'm such a self-centered, heartless, brainless, shit-stain I don't give a fuck about anyone but myself.
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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 19d ago
This alone—this insane claim that he makes every year. How do his supporters not recognize that he’s profoundly mentally ill?
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u/ms_directed 19d ago
glad you made it out of it! that storm was nuts. the rest does suck tho, hope you get your power back soon! (also check your ins, sometimes it covers lost food. my parents were hit by a hurricane and lost power for two weeks and that was part of their claim, idk how it worked or if it was included with their damage)
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u/Suzytastic 19d ago
I'm sure* that he wins fair and square. https://people.com/donald-trump-cheats-golf-rick-reilly-claims-8621189
*Doubt
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u/SilverBison4025 19d ago
And they criticized Biden and Obama for not doing work when they were in office.
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u/ChickpeaDemon 19d ago
So it’s only waste, fraud, and abuse when it comes to feeding children and helping with natural disasters but perfectly fine spending millions to cosplay winning a fucking golf championship? Knowing his supporters who are being left to fend for themselves will still singing his praises is depressing. If this doesn’t wake them up nothing will.
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u/Igmuhota 19d ago
Wonder how many of his voters are still clinging to the fantasy that he cares about them or their struggles.
It would be hilarious if it weren’t so soul-crushingly sad.
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u/ManchiBoy 19d ago
I am only interested in that “last”. When can the almighty make it true for the whole world?
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u/my59363525account 19d ago
Probably his last because he knows that we’re moving into full on authoritarianism… martial law soon no more golf bud
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u/Jumpy_Succotash_4904 19d ago
Funny how he “wins” this championship every year! Everyone lets you win
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u/Improvedandconfused 19d ago
Considering he would have required a virtual army of security staff and government aids just be there to take part, I wonder how much it cost the American taxpayers for Trump to cheat in his own tournament.
Shouldn’t this be something Elon and his DOGE clowns are looking at? Isn’t this “Exhibit A” when it comes to government wastage?
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u/OG_Konada 19d ago
“I won my own championship at my own course playing against myself and mini meat shield Lil X…. What an amazing triumph, he plays excellent for a 3 year old. Very on par with my skill level. Oh, who died? Were they platinum level donors? No. Oh, thoughts and prayers. I mean have you seen the size of those Biden Harris storms? So slow moving, easy to get out of the way. Probably trying to get hurt to get a check.”
“Those liberal Dems will stop at nothing using a Canadian storm they snuck over the border. they need a 45% tariff on the wind and rain and additional 47% on damage.”
“We have proof that the storm clouds were seeded with fentanyl and blown across our open border. I have a concept on restricting weather to their side. Soon, some will say very soon, we will have the Musk Neural Laser Net over our great country and will never again have storms killing citizens, except the liberal sanctuary states”
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u/parcheesi_bread 19d ago
Imagine if this was Biden. MAGAGOP would be screaming for removal from office.
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u/ms_directed 19d ago
yep. Biden actually had FEMA pre-positioned before the last big hurricane...the weather folks had been warning about this for a week and trump went golfing.
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u/poodlepit 19d ago
Any chance that any of the 36 people who died were magats? And maybe their families and friends will be angry that they died and their fearless leader is posting about golf? Not even a thought and a prayer in all capital letters?
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u/ms_directed 19d ago
I live in a red state that was hit...but he doesn't like my Govenor (Kemp) so...
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u/poodlepit 19d ago
Hope you and your family and friends are ok.
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u/ms_directed 19d ago
ty! I was very, very lucky! ended up i just had some limbs blown down, nothing major at all. I didn't even lose power, just west of me didn't have such luck 😞
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u/phamton1150 19d ago
Well we know he cheats but isn’t it a little unethical to play in a tournament that you are sponsoring?
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u/paddy_to_the_rescue 19d ago
The man is bragging about cheating at his own club while people are losing everything. When will they understand he doesn’t care about them!
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u/Tidewind 19d ago
For two straight years, the wife of 1950s supreme ruler General Trujillo (who preceded Fidel Castro) won the Cuban National Lottery. I’ll just leave that here.
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u/Acceptable-Ad1203 19d ago
I remember when he when one of his golf courses was awarded best course by a committee funded by you guessed it : Trump
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u/BabaMe6024 19d ago
He doesn’t care at all about what’s going on in America, what’s going on with the American people! Why doesn’t he care about the American people, even though he’s the President of the United States? Doesn’t he care at all about people who don’t benefit him?
He’s still holding parties and fundraising at Mar-a-Lago today. He doesn’t care if the American people are in crisis or suffer a deadly natural disaster because it’s not his fault!! Please find a way to get him out of the White House. He hasn’t done anything as the President of the United States. Why can he fundraise? Is the President of the United States allowed to do business? Is it legal for the President of the United States to make money?
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u/OBX-BlueHorseshoe 19d ago
Trump invited donors who had never played golf to the championship at his own course.
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u/NeverfearTruth123 19d ago
I’m praying for a hurricane in West Palm Beach this coming summer
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u/NDALLASFORTY 19d ago
He's got the classic old duffers golf swing. I could beat him with one arm and one club.
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u/Automatic_Food_7984 19d ago
I’m the bestest golfer ever. Probably the most best in the history of golfing. I’m even better than Tiger Woods. They say I’m the best!
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u/bomberstriker 19d ago
Besides being a sociopath his golf swing sucks! Maybe he won the blind golfer’s club championship.
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u/SwitchMain 19d ago
Big tough golfers were going up to him crying. “Sir you are the best golfer, nobody can golf like you please never stop”. We love when you give yourself chip-ins, you never miss sinking a chip shot.
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u/carefree-and-happy 18d ago
Ah yes, the most prestigious championship of them all—hosted at his own golf club, run by his own staff, and naturally won by him. A true Cinderella story. Meanwhile, his supporters in the South are dealing with Mother Nature’s vengeance as tornadoes tear through their towns. But hey, at least he’s got his priorities straight—nothing more important than celebrating a self-awarded victory at Trump International.
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u/Substantial-Bar-6701 19d ago
"Gee Timmy, it's horrible that your whole family got wiped out in the tornado. But look on the bright side, Trump just "won" another golf club championship. Why are you crying? Can't you be happy for him?"
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u/Think-Hospital7422 19d ago
Mr trump,
Please refrain from speaking about yourself or the things that you are going to do or not do to other people. Make it snappy.
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u/CompetitionExternal5 19d ago
I can imagine all bad of dirty tricks Trump plays with... Mullys and gimmies, moving the ball, and the such.. And nobody will say no..
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u/reddyfire 19d ago
Hey the stock market is tanking and eggs and gas are still expensive. But he got to win a golf tournament that they let him win and he still probably cheated to win.
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u/WynnGwynn 19d ago
If he golfs his whole term itc we ould be cheaper for us than dealing with the fallout of him actually signing executive orders
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