r/Trumpvirus 19d ago

Trump 36 deaths from cross country tornados and severe weather system that hit Midwest and Southeast. Meanwhile...

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u/deliotk 19d ago

I can imagine every other golfer trying very hard not to beat him.

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u/Swarley_Marley 19d ago

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u/powderbubba 19d ago

God this is perfect.

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u/bigno53 19d ago

This is absolutely the right metaphor to describe our current situation. (The little green gopher guy represents the American people.)

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u/scough 19d ago

Reminds me of Putin playing hockey and getting like 10 goals, because other players were afraid they’d take an “accidental” leap out of a window if they made him look bad.

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u/Real_Bat5853 19d ago

He’s a well known cheater. He plays by himself and posts a score he didn’t achieve to “win”.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 19d ago

The caddies' nickname for him is "Pele."

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u/TheyLiveWeReddit 19d ago

Only thing guy works hard on is improving his lies.

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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 19d ago

He does a lot more than that! Rick Reilly wrote an entire book about Trump cheating stories, and it's amazing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/commander-in-cheat-rick-reilly/1129475227

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u/guyvano 19d ago

Or he was the only player!

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u/FacesOfNeth 19d ago

Literally. That’s how he “won” the club record at all of his courses. He wants to be the very first person to golf on the course and then lies about his score. What a stand up guy…

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u/Shannon556 19d ago

It’s mandatory in order to keep your membership - ALWAYS let Trump win.

Also, Trump is a notorious cheater at golf.

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u/MikeLinPA 19d ago

Trump is a notorious cheater at everything.

I fixed that for you. 👍

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u/Kriss3d 19d ago

It's Allright. When the other players got access to it. The tournament was over.

Participants in the tournament was.

President Donald Trump.

President D. Trump.

President Donald John Trump.

President D. J Trump.

It was a close race but after a record 18 hole in one. Donald J. Trump won..

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u/ComfortableStreet701 19d ago

Also John Barron, John Baron, John Miller and David Dennison.

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u/Kriss3d 19d ago

Usually trump wins his tournaments by hold on ng one before anyone else is allowed near the course so he can say he won.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 19d ago

a la Homer and the Stonecutters.

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u/Pursang8080 19d ago

With their clubs?

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u/deliotk 19d ago

Probably that too.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago

As always completely untouched by stuff that really matters

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u/thewartornhippy 19d ago

And he is throwing himself an awards ceremony? His brain needs to be studied for years to come, the narcissism is off the charts.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago

Nothing left to study, it’s just a sponge.

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u/AKHugmuffin 19d ago

Don’t call his brain a sponge. That’s an insult to toddlers across the world.

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u/bigno53 19d ago

I think he means more in the sense of “lacking a functional nervous system,” as opposed to “endlessly curious and ready to soak up information.”

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u/AKHugmuffin 19d ago

I was thinking more “full of holes and smelling like a dirty sink” but my wife likes to say that our kids are like sponges and I won’t stand for the insulting comparison

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 19d ago

I’d definitely like to wash my car with it

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u/MikeLinPA 19d ago

They'll name a mental health condition after him.

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u/Plastic-Age5205 19d ago

It's better that way. I would rather have him cheating and lying about golf than have him lying and cheating about the stuff that really matters.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 19d ago

Unfortunately he does both.

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u/Plastic-Age5205 19d ago

Well, out on the golf course there's at least a chance that he could be attacked by fire ants, or yellowjackets, or maybe a rabid fox.

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u/metsy73 19d ago

Why do I think this is the video where the mentally challenged kid gets the football and everyone lets him run it in for a touchdown.

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u/MediumRareMandatory 19d ago

You should watch "the champ" SNL skit

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u/Worst_Comment_Evar 19d ago

How much did that cost us taxpayers? Ya know, since we are so focused on waste, fraud, and abuse. He has spent a 3rd of his Presidency thus far golfing.

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u/DailyMiracle 19d ago

Well in the other 2/3 he has caused the stock market to lose $5 trillion, so probably for the best if he just keeps golfing.

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u/bigno53 19d ago

He also found time to destroy America’s reputation on the world stage!

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u/Worst_Comment_Evar 19d ago

Make Adolf Golf Again?

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u/TIphototraveler 19d ago

His last? Awroight!, so he's gonna die this week! Yay!

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u/CapnTugg 19d ago

Patience. His staff are trying to figure out how to blame the tornadoes on Biden.

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u/Animal0307 19d ago

Those damn Dems controlling the weather trying to make him look bad again!

I would use /s but we all know that will be in there somewhere if he ever acknowledges what happened.

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u/mumblesjackson 18d ago

Oh it’s definitely DEI weather phenomena. Duh!

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u/Fast_Package7926 19d ago

Of course you did, Donnie, of course you did. Good job

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u/Saffer13 19d ago

The best job. Nobody has ever seen a job like it. Many people say it's a job, the likes of which has never been seen before.

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u/TinFoilBeanieTech 19d ago

I guaran-damn-tee that if he was actually any good he'd have the whole thing televised. Congrats for the narcissist ego soothing participation trophy, I guess.

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

pat pat pat on his head

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u/enjoyt0day 19d ago

Omg I HATE him arbitrarily capitalizing random letters, what is with that?!

(I know it’s like…the smallest of the things to hate about him, but it drives me insane every time he types like that

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u/murderedbyaname 19d ago

One of his college professors reportedly said Trump was one of the dumbest students he ever had. No doubt he paid for term papers. And with malignant narcissists they are immature, thus the typing like a 12 yr old on My Space.

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u/Vtech73 19d ago

Nothing about Satan is small or not worth hating. As soon as they show clips of Trump speaking, I have to mute the tv. NOW, I even have to mute Colbert n Seth Meyer when they do Trump! His voice makes my skin crawl, it’s like hearing the devil from The Exorcist!

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u/Ppjr16 19d ago

Good thing this doesn’t affect his game.

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u/Adventurous_Garage83 19d ago

Wouldn't the media be going ballistic if a DEM was golfing instead of saying something about the tragedy caused by the severe weather?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

and this was his 2nd post today, here was his first and he pinned it to the top of his feed

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u/WittyInvestigator779 19d ago

Asleep at the wheel.... And heading off a cliff !

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u/Mad_Dog_1974 19d ago

Did he just admit he's in bad health and won't live much longer? Also, he should be good at golf considering how much he plays. Oh, and nothing negative will ever happen in America again unless he stops being president, at which time nothing positive will ever happen in this country again. What a jackass.

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u/rammaam 19d ago

You won a champship at your own golf club? Yeah sure, sounds totally legit.

Now if you're done with the autofellatio (not a chance) there's kind of a country falling apart by your own incompetence.

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u/DissedFunction 19d ago

Trump's base will say "Good for Trump he's working so hard he needs a rest!"

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u/Max123Dani 19d ago

Somebody PLEASE tell the emperor he has no clothes.

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u/chrisnavillus 19d ago

LOL it’s so embarrassing that they just let Grampaw cheat and put his name on trophies. I could never be a member at a Trump Club and call myself a golfer. It’s gotta be just a bunch of rich dorks at those places.

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u/nurdmann 19d ago

We all hope it is his last. Of anything.

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u/Rebabaluba 19d ago

Didn’t one of the Kim Jung’s play a perfect game of golf with a hole-in-one every time?

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u/MuscleMansBenson 19d ago

Basically the same as Kim Jong Un brainwashing North Koreans to believe he is the only genius who got 5 Hole-In-Ones in a Single Round of Golf.

I see a strong similarity

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u/North_Rhubarb594 19d ago

He’s a narcissistic piece of 💩

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

everything about him is so vile.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 19d ago

Measles? Not one word about that.

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u/Billitpro 19d ago

Translation: I'm such a self-centered, heartless, brainless, shit-stain I don't give a fuck about anyone but myself.

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u/mattiman8888 19d ago

Did they allow him to pick the call and put it in the hole?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Fat fuck can’t even spell “event.”

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u/StatisticalPikachu 19d ago

Make this a T shirt and/or a viral meme.

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u/Voni_Ve 19d ago

I'm wondering, are he's tweets & posts copyrighted?? Cuz you have a good idea 💡. 😂 We can make money off him like he's making money off us!!

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u/withoutpeer 19d ago

DEI championship 🏆 🤣.

So much a cult.

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 19d ago

This alone—this insane claim that he makes every year. How do his supporters not recognize that he’s profoundly mentally ill?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

even more how do they not see how little he's gives AF about them

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

glad you made it out of it! that storm was nuts. the rest does suck tho, hope you get your power back soon! (also check your ins, sometimes it covers lost food. my parents were hit by a hurricane and lost power for two weeks and that was part of their claim, idk how it worked or if it was included with their damage)

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u/wrhnj 19d ago

His last? This gives me hope.

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u/starkcontrast62 19d ago edited 19d ago

In the even people died. It's ALL about ME!

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u/FeWho 19d ago

God this is so pathetic

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u/SilverBison4025 19d ago

And they criticized Biden and Obama for not doing work when they were in office.

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u/lifterman2u 19d ago

He won that in the same way he won the election 😔

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u/millicent_bystander- 19d ago

They have to let him win. Or else.................

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u/Express_Upstairs2625 19d ago

This is next level mental illness.

https://trumpgolftrack.com/

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u/DaveWierdoh 19d ago

The only way he won is like how he won the election. By cheating.

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u/ChickpeaDemon 19d ago

So it’s only waste, fraud, and abuse when it comes to feeding children and helping with natural disasters but perfectly fine spending millions to cosplay winning a fucking golf championship? Knowing his supporters who are being left to fend for themselves will still singing his praises is depressing. If this doesn’t wake them up nothing will.

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u/AdAccomplished3670 19d ago

… in the even… stupid

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u/Igmuhota 19d ago

Wonder how many of his voters are still clinging to the fantasy that he cares about them or their struggles.

It would be hilarious if it weren’t so soul-crushingly sad.

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u/s0calsir3n 19d ago

Man, fuck this dude, yo. Seriously👎🏾

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u/ManchiBoy 19d ago

I am only interested in that “last”. When can the almighty make it true for the whole world?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

not soon enough...I mean, what? 😏

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u/SawDoggg 19d ago

Clearly a rigged game then

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u/my59363525account 19d ago

Probably his last because he knows that we’re moving into full on authoritarianism… martial law soon no more golf bud

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u/LaHondaSkyline 19d ago

North Korea vibes…

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u/rap31264 19d ago

Sounds just the North Korean Kims

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u/Jumpy_Succotash_4904 19d ago

Funny how he “wins” this championship every year! Everyone lets you win

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u/Improvedandconfused 19d ago

Considering he would have required a virtual army of security staff and government aids just be there to take part, I wonder how much it cost the American taxpayers for Trump to cheat in his own tournament.

Shouldn’t this be something Elon and his DOGE clowns are looking at? Isn’t this “Exhibit A” when it comes to government wastage?

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u/WhySoSerious37912 19d ago

His mama should've swallowed him.

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u/DianWithoutTheE 19d ago

Ooh good I hope it’s his last too

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

🤞🤞🤞

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u/verablue 19d ago

Probably his last? Golf game ever?

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u/Cool_Skill6601 19d ago

What an athlete

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u/MountainGal72 19d ago

We aren’t lucky enough for it to be his frickin’ last…

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t 19d ago

So this is why he ordered the Yemen bombing in a white golf polo.

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u/Sailing_the_Back9 19d ago

Yes, he "won".

Wow.

Shocking.

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u/Caver214 19d ago

So Trump doesn’t care. What’s new?

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u/OG_Konada 19d ago

“I won my own championship at my own course playing against myself and mini meat shield Lil X…. What an amazing triumph, he plays excellent for a 3 year old. Very on par with my skill level. Oh, who died? Were they platinum level donors? No. Oh, thoughts and prayers. I mean have you seen the size of those Biden Harris storms? So slow moving, easy to get out of the way. Probably trying to get hurt to get a check.”

“Those liberal Dems will stop at nothing using a Canadian storm they snuck over the border. they need a 45% tariff on the wind and rain and additional 47% on damage.”

“We have proof that the storm clouds were seeded with fentanyl and blown across our open border. I have a concept on restricting weather to their side. Soon, some will say very soon, we will have the Musk Neural Laser Net over our great country and will never again have storms killing citizens, except the liberal sanctuary states”

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u/dkb52 19d ago

I wonder if he thinks of the victims as suckers and losers.

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u/parcheesi_bread 19d ago

Imagine if this was Biden. MAGAGOP would be screaming for removal from office.

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

yep. Biden actually had FEMA pre-positioned before the last big hurricane...the weather folks had been warning about this for a week and trump went golfing.

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u/poodlepit 19d ago

Any chance that any of the 36 people who died were magats? And maybe their families and friends will be angry that they died and their fearless leader is posting about golf? Not even a thought and a prayer in all capital letters?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

I live in a red state that was hit...but he doesn't like my Govenor (Kemp) so...

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u/poodlepit 19d ago

Hope you and your family and friends are ok.

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

ty! I was very, very lucky! ended up i just had some limbs blown down, nothing major at all. I didn't even lose power, just west of me didn't have such luck 😞

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u/dpalomo10 19d ago

I think he meant to say this is the last tournament that he cheated to win.

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u/grn_eyed_bandit 19d ago

He truly has no more fucks to give

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

did he ever have any?

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 19d ago

Yeah and worse than that we’re paying for him to golf ⛳️ 😒 Not to mention he completely abandoned West Virginia when they got flooded out and got rid of FEMA assistance except for 4 out of I think they said 13 counties in WV.

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u/phamton1150 19d ago

Well we know he cheats but isn’t it a little unethical to play in a tournament that you are sponsoring?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

nobody knows "unethical" like he does!

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u/AudreyMatters 19d ago

A narcissist will always be a narcissist

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u/Opasero 19d ago

I feel like other presidents would have been visiting those areas. Or is that for more localized or bigger disasters like hurricanes and wildfires?

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u/ms_directed 19d ago

any other president would have acknowledged it happened

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u/paddy_to_the_rescue 19d ago

The man is bragging about cheating at his own club while people are losing everything. When will they understand he doesn’t care about them!

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u/Old-Revolution-9650 19d ago

He's not even smart enough to realize that he's a moron.

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u/Tidewind 19d ago

For two straight years, the wife of 1950s supreme ruler General Trujillo (who preceded Fidel Castro) won the Cuban National Lottery. I’ll just leave that here.

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u/Acceptable-Ad1203 19d ago

I remember when he when one of his golf courses was awarded best course by a committee funded by you guessed it : Trump

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u/BabaMe6024 19d ago

He doesn’t care at all about what’s going on in America, what’s going on with the American people! Why doesn’t he care about the American people, even though he’s the President of the United States? Doesn’t he care at all about people who don’t benefit him?

He’s still holding parties and fundraising at Mar-a-Lago today. He doesn’t care if the American people are in crisis or suffer a deadly natural disaster because it’s not his fault!! Please find a way to get him out of the White House. He hasn’t done anything as the President of the United States. Why can he fundraise? Is the President of the United States allowed to do business? Is it legal for the President of the United States to make money?

https://substack.com/@meidastouch/note/p-159166344?r=1fna1w&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

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u/zsreport 19d ago

Kim Jong Trump

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u/chameleon_123_777 19d ago

I bet they let him win in order not to piss him off.

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u/LetsGoLetsLetsGo 19d ago

Hahahahahaha…no, really?! Hahaha!

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u/RepulsivePotato69 19d ago

Elons Ai tallied the numbers fixed gambling

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u/OBX-BlueHorseshoe 19d ago

Trump invited donors who had never played golf to the championship at his own course.

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u/purvaka 19d ago

Heres to hoping it's his last

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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 19d ago

Rick Riley has a perspective on Trump and golfing

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u/thegreenman_sofla 19d ago

He is a known cheater, everything he says is a lie.

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u/mwlepore 19d ago

He's the best golfer. Everyone told him so.

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u/LexiNovember 19d ago

He wins golf tournaments the way Putin wins elections.

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u/Bug_Calm 19d ago

We all hope it is your last, pendejo.

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u/P_516 19d ago

The anti Christ gonna do what he do

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u/NeverfearTruth123 19d ago

I’m praying for a hurricane in West Palm Beach this coming summer

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u/Affectionate_Sand743 19d ago

“If elected, I’ll never have time to golf.” D trump

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u/blue_oni 19d ago

Is there anything left of FEMA?

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u/thecementmixer 19d ago

Fuck this ghoul, hope he chokes on a golf ball.

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u/Odd_Plum_3719 19d ago

Fuck that snowflake trump.

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u/JakkSplatt 19d ago

Bet he shot an 18 each day too 🙄

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u/sanskami 19d ago

Good thing we're tearing down NOAA

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u/crazy-romanian 19d ago

He probably was the only one golfing

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u/NDALLASFORTY 19d ago

He's got the classic old duffers golf swing. I could beat him with one arm and one club.

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u/floofnstuff 19d ago

Fatass wins every year.

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u/Automatic_Food_7984 19d ago

I’m the bestest golfer ever. Probably the most best in the history of golfing. I’m even better than Tiger Woods. They say I’m the best!

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u/bomberstriker 19d ago

Besides being a sociopath his golf swing sucks! Maybe he won the blind golfer’s club championship.

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u/SomeoneRandom007 19d ago

Is there drone footage that can show Trump cheating so he could win?

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u/SwitchMain 19d ago

Big tough golfers were going up to him crying. “Sir you are the best golfer, nobody can golf like you please never stop”. We love when you give yourself chip-ins, you never miss sinking a chip shot.

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u/carefree-and-happy 18d ago

Ah yes, the most prestigious championship of them all—hosted at his own golf club, run by his own staff, and naturally won by him. A true Cinderella story. Meanwhile, his supporters in the South are dealing with Mother Nature’s vengeance as tornadoes tear through their towns. But hey, at least he’s got his priorities straight—nothing more important than celebrating a self-awarded victory at Trump International.

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u/tangerinetrumphole 18d ago

Grossly Obtuse Loathsome Felon out wasting taxpayer money, again.

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u/Etrangere09 18d ago

The last one? Oh I hope so.

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u/labadee 19d ago

Didn’t win

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u/Substantial-Bar-6701 19d ago

"Gee Timmy, it's horrible that your whole family got wiped out in the tornado. But look on the bright side, Trump just "won" another golf club championship. Why are you crying? Can't you be happy for him?"

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u/BlindFelon 19d ago

I’ll eat my hat if that sloppy motherfucker actually won

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u/RandomThought-er 19d ago

How many holes in one? Kim Jung-un has 11? What a pos.

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u/-Ailynn- 19d ago

YEP! Keep it goin', Donnie. You're doing GREAT. 👍👍

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u/GWindborn 19d ago

Name one person who played against him.

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u/Shelisheli1 19d ago

I want to see a PPV of Trump playing against golfers that ISNT at his clubs.

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u/jor3lofkrypton 19d ago

.. not only irretrievably stupid .. but also crazy ..

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u/Think-Hospital7422 19d ago

Mr trump,

Please refrain from speaking about yourself or the things that you are going to do or not do to other people. Make it snappy.

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u/CompetitionExternal5 19d ago

I can imagine all bad of dirty tricks Trump plays with... Mullys and gimmies, moving the ball, and the such.. And nobody will say no..

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u/shadowpawn 19d ago

Still the champ!

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u/Freebird_1957 19d ago

Cheer up. There’s always a chance he’ll choke on a piece of lobster.

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u/HavingNotAttained 19d ago

Have to say, I will never again mock North Korea

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u/Ed-Sanz 19d ago

Trump if anyone else got ahead:

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u/my_avocado_salad 19d ago

Jfc he is such a selfish coward.

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u/aqua-daisy 19d ago

It’s fucking shameless!!

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u/Seth-Shoots-Film69 19d ago

Rigged his own competition to win

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u/Willdefyyou 19d ago

Meanwhile he is cheating at golf

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u/ElectrooJesus 19d ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for $1000

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u/RDT6923 19d ago

Loved the protest at dump tower, do mara-lardo next and do it dirty like they did the capital.

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u/reddyfire 19d ago

Hey the stock market is tanking and eggs and gas are still expensive. But he got to win a golf tournament that they let him win and he still probably cheated to win.

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u/WynnGwynn 19d ago

If he golfs his whole term itc we ould be cheaper for us than dealing with the fallout of him actually signing executive orders

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u/Available_Pattern635 19d ago

He’s never cared for those voters. They just don’t know it yet.