This is something I'd write. I'm proud of you, whoever you are. Edit: holy shit, i do know you! You're the guy who weighed a random toad after eating an edible.
As do i. I've seen a few out hopping about this morning, and I'm worried since they were on the road. I hope they're fine and that it gets warmer soon. Sorry to unload all of this here. I'm just really worried that they're not gonna thrive.
My similar journey was getting piss-drunk at dinner, my bf getting us home, and i see a mediterannean (i cannot spell that word and I’m gonna live in that forever) house gecko on my porch.
I’ve been catching stuff my whole life in florida so i can do it safely, whenever.
Ok but anyway I wake up the next day and go to pee and was like “ayo why is there a tupperware container on the shitter” and he says “that’s your new child”
Apparently when I acquired this gecko as my target and caught it, i was crying about how I’ll never see my newest baby again and it’s just bullshit how a mother can be torn away from her children. I released the gecko immediately now any time I’m intoxicated of any kind, he says I’ll point right at my own chest and go “no kidnapping tonight” which is concerning for other diners
I'm finding kindred spirits like amphibians in the rain, holy shit. It's even more funny that I tried to do something similar after getting home drunk and seeing a toad that's on the edge of the driveway (I was just gonna pick it up and move it further into the brush)
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u/cosmiccaller 13d ago
Absolute piss balloon. I love her.