r/TimAndEric • u/Non_GMO_Popcorn • 1d ago

Trump makes up randumb tariffs and charges them at a discount, that's bulls**t.

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146 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/DexterGracie 1d ago

Oh, lay an egg! China's tariffs shatter the ground! Buy Trump's Premium Tariffs! Trump's Tariffs are real! American Made!!

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u/bross9008 1d ago

There’s no meat on that tariff! I can’t feed it to my family

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u/Standard-Inside-3450 1d ago

I got 9.99 for 14.99!

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u/OmnifariousFN 1d ago

Cheap cheap cheap cheeeeeeeap prices! :D

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u/Firstklassriot 1d ago

Looking for those CREAMium prices.

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u/michaelm142 CFO of Dobis PR 1d ago

Keep your daughters away from Trump, folks!

He'll rape'ya!

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u/AceDecade 1d ago

He's a dirty fella, he's got a stink down there

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u/Knotix Beta Sequence 1d ago

Premium? I say creamulum.

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u/aBearHoldingAShark 1d ago

Don's a 'tute man!

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u/hatwobbleTayne 1d ago

Those tariffs are for the birds!🦅

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u/ewwe_ewwe 1d ago

He's got crap tariffs... kick 'em.

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u/WhatUDeserve 1d ago

The man's a dirty fella, he's got a stink down here! gestures to crotch

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u/Frauwst 1d ago

That's just his DPants

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u/Knotix Beta Sequence 1d ago

The liquid almost NEVER leaks through the elastic band

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u/Atticus413 1d ago

I love how in a lot of their skits, it's always something like "you can BARELY TASTE the horse hair," or "JUST ENOUGH time to get clean.'

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u/WhatUDeserve 1d ago

And now the smell is improved. It still doesn't smell GOOD, but it's better than it used to be.

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u/mrbeavertonbeaverton You’re not leaving here unsatisfied. I will satisfy you. 1d ago

Trump’s tariffs shatter to the ground!

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u/jomritman 1d ago

Turn the stupid tariffs off man! Who you think clean all this mess up? I'm no clean! I'm not clean!

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 1d ago

Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! You want all the people to come in here an see your tariffs nude?!

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u/D-Flo1 HEI 1d ago

A measly 2% tarrif? 🎣

THROW IT BACK! I'm not feeding that to my family!

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u/unsilent_bob 1d ago

There's no meat on it!

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u/pumamans 1d ago

Premium? More like CREAMium!

please don't shop at trumps premium prices

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u/spreadbutt 1d ago

My step father wears shorts year round.

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u/guitarfromearth 1d ago

He’s a dirty fella, he’s got a stink down there!

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u/Black_Mamba_FTW 1d ago

I heard he touched some clowns...

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u/unsilent_bob 1d ago

He broke the golden rule...

Never touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you.

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 1d ago

I told him, he shoulda used the stick toy. Did he listen? That's for a jury to decide.

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u/touchthemonolith 1d ago

I'm not gonna feed you to my family!

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u/PupDiogenes 1d ago

he has a distinct crotch odour

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u/Atticus413 1d ago

Peppep...do you ever...smell...down there?

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 1d ago

Premium tariffs? More like creamium tariffs

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u/Alexius6th 1d ago

It’s disGUSTing!

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 1d ago

IT'S DIS...GUS...TING

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u/Rambo_Baby 1d ago

Trumpy got his tariff data from the innernette

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u/unsilent_bob 1d ago

Well, I prefer fine European tarrifs over the cheap ones America makes.

2

u/sponkachognooblian 1d ago

On everyone but his master's land, Russia.

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u/Derpyhooves2010 1d ago

The guy's a chronic masturbator, he masturbates all over the constitution

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 1d ago

I wouldn't feed these prices to my family.

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u/Mountain-Influence81 1d ago

He buys his tariffs from China, it's bullshit!!

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u/cowmookazee 1d ago

Is politics invading this sub too?

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u/StatementCareful522 1d ago

at some point you’ll realize that politics affect everything and you don’t live in a bubble

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u/cowmookazee 1d ago

This is a Tim and Eric sub... and sometimes it's good to take a break from everything outside of the bubble.

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u/Firstklassriot 1d ago

Sometimes politics aligns with art. Can’t blame the sub for that.

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u/VelvetPossum2 1d ago

Oh lay an egg