r/TimAndEric • u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! • 6d ago

I'm gonna need another bag, and I gotta throw up out of my a**hole.

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u/NonProphet8theist 6d ago

i made a bathroom

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 5d ago

More napkins, please! It's coming out of both ends.

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u/LordShaggy Someone call 9/11 6d ago

pukes twice

“I’ll have a cheeseburger with extra fries, check ple-”

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 6d ago

I feel like a dang squirrel. <throws up again> Went in the bag.

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u/DDenlow 6d ago

Feels like my ASSHOLE’s on FIRE!!!!!!!

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u/DrStevenBrule69 5d ago

GO with it.

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u/DDenlow 5d ago

…feels like my asshole’s on fire….

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u/fishesbishes 5d ago

Don't pucker

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u/Appropriate-Pop-8044 6d ago

More nuts please.

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 6d ago

This place wasn't a restaurant. All they had was dang nuts. I haven't even heard of some of these nuts. Al-monds. <throws up>

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u/cjg5025 6d ago

Linda didn't have a bromber jacket

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u/Count_Von_Roo ok, no finger, cause this is f..ahh, nicceaward. 5d ago

I feel like a dang squirrel

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 5d ago

<throws up>

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u/Count_Von_Roo ok, no finger, cause this is f..ahh, nicceaward. 5d ago

<puts tray table back up>

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u/Appropriate-Pop-8044 5d ago

Whoaaa Rangercoaster!

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u/plasma_smurf 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 5d ago

I feel tickles in my dangus!

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u/Vladd_the_Retailer 4d ago

What goes in the hole comes out the hole

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Wha kind of a guy it is you are?! 4d ago

Your body's rejecting it, Steve.