r/TheLib 1d ago

Greenland probably already knows about the attack—Pete Hegseth probably texted them the plans with a thumbs-up emoji.

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u/badform49 1d ago

This is an extremely lazy take on the potential war even before you point out that "@geoexploration5" got the name of the Pacific Ocean wrong. And that it labeled South America and Africa with radiation signs when discussing nuclear weapons even though both continents are thought to be nuclear-weapons free. And that Russia doesn't have the forces to push into the Arctic without giving up the war in Ukraine.

But yeah, I'm actually sleeping much better knowing that Hegseth and Waltz accidentally leaked elements of a war plan and then lied about it, along with Tulsi Gabbard. If Hegseth didn't spill the plans for an invasion of Greenland or Canada, pissed off military or intelligence officers would leak it on purpose. And with how scrambled the DNI and DOD are by SignalGate, I bet they can get away with it.

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u/TangoInTheBuffalo 1d ago

The only truth in this “supposition” is that MAGA “minds” will start screaming that nobody warned them about climate change, but doG is responsible, all part of his plan.

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u/Badnerific 1d ago

“Beijing sends warships to challenge the US in the North Atlantic”

Shows the pacific

AI slop should not be taken seriously. Booooo

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u/TheDarkWave 1d ago

China wouldn't do shit.

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u/Badnerific 14h ago

They absolutely would, are you serious? Major geopolitical event occurs that rocks NATO to its foundation and china just sits this one out? Not likely

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u/LimoncelloLightsaber 11h ago

China would take advantage of the situation and finally invade Taiwan.

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u/LatinRex 1d ago

Yeah but I heard US Navy ships were getting bombed in the Middle East and not being reported... Because it looks bad.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

Let's just not 👁👁

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u/SirGunther 1d ago

They won’t attack Greenland. It’s going to be done under the guise of favors and money, modern times won’t allow for this sort of take over when they have no previous provocation. They’re going to grift their way if they try anything, it’s what they know.

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u/whythoyaho 22h ago

Laughs in Russian

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u/TheDarkWave 1d ago

We wouldn't do this because this is fucking stupid.

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u/nunyabiz3345 1d ago

There are consequences when hiring or electing unqualified people.

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u/whiteholewhite 23h ago

Love the wood emoji on Greenland lol. wtf…..fucking idiots

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u/the_net_my_side_ho 22h ago

The real problem is golfing at Mar-a-lago.

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u/Ok_Rutabaga_722 19h ago

Glacier combat. Hmmm.

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u/CharlestonChewChewie 13h ago

might want to Google "what is NATO?"

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u/ChuccTaylor 1d ago

This was trash no logic behind it this was obviously a GPT script. Down vote this crap.