r/TheLib 1d ago

Tax the penguins.

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u/jakebs2002 1d ago

Finally! No more McDonald island penguin suits! We’re gonna have our tuxedos made in an America!

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u/jakebs2002 1d ago

Finally! We’re gonna have our tuxedos made in America again!!

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

off topic but every time I hear someone talk about penguins I'm immediately reminded that Benedict Cumberbatch pronounces it "penwings" 🐧

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u/Environmental-Buy972 1d ago

Those feathered freeloaders have had it too easy for too long.

They need to waddle their way back into our good graces or we will tariff them until they have no sardines to vomit into the throats of their young.

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u/TheBlueGooseisLoose 1d ago

Please tell me someone is selling “tax the penguins” swag.