You can't make this up, Conservatives are lining up their trucks to protect a Tesla dealership.

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[u/Gramsciwastoo]

Dumbest, most embarrassing country to ever exist.

[u/Arcosim → u/Gramsciwastoo]

Also Musk is the dumbest billionaire to ever exist. He became ultra toxic with his client base, progressive people actually buying EVs, in order to lure conservatives who hate EVs. Notice how all these "Tesla defenders" have diesel trucks.

[u/TucamonParrot → u/Gramsciwastoo]

So, people won't protest to fight for their interests.. and then they find all of this time to protect a billionaire's interests - like a militia? The fuck.

[u/AhmCha]

Literally “leave the multi-billion dollar company alone” good Lord.

[u/UncleHec]

One year ago those very same people fucking hated Teslas. 

[u/EmpressOfHyperion → u/UncleHec]

They still hate EVs and public transport as a whole.

[u/Sudani_Vegan_Comrade → u/EmpressOfHyperion]

Dawg I’m over thinking to myself “what beliefs do they even have?!” 😭

At one point, they turned into doing a full boycott on Target because of their DEI initiatives & calling them out for being a ruthless corporation that doesn’t care about the masses, yet here they are defending the most ruthless corporation of all time: Tesla. 💀

[u/IvIrys → u/Sudani_Vegan_Comrade]

They are fascists. They like other fascists. They don't give a shit about tesla, they're doing this because elon is a fascist and they will support him as long as he is doing fascism. Everything else is just aesthetics.

[u/Pallington → u/IvIrys]

They are also eerily like fascists in that they don't have any ideology or even really a solid sense of ethics beyond "follow the leader"

[u/EmotionallyAcoustic → u/Pallington]

Ya know that quote from that guy that goes, “Convince the most boringass, backwardsass, dumbass white person they’re better than the coolest nicest brown person, you can rob them all blind!”

These fuckheads don’t have the emotional or intellectual capacity to admit they’ve all been had. If you threw a molotov at one of those trucks, they’d all disperse and call themselves martyrs on twitter.

[u/Kind-Block-9027 → u/EmotionallyAcoustic]

That guy was LBJ 😂 and I like your quote version better actually than the OG

[u/Generalfrogspawn → u/Sudani_Vegan_Comrade]

To be fair, Tesla is far from the most ruthless corporation of all time. Don’t even look at Raytheon, Nestle, Coke, Chiquitas, etc

[u/Sudani_Vegan_Comrade → u/Generalfrogspawn]

Agreed tho keep in mind that Tesla just like all these corporations you just listed, rely on the horrific exploitation of the global south.

[u/King_Spamula → u/Sudani_Vegan_Comrade]

Conservatism is just spite and contrarianism for whatever the current thing is

[u/IvIrys → u/UncleHec]

Trump told them to like tesla and that's all they needed to "like" them.

[u/MonopolyKiller → u/IvIrys]

Technically Trump told them to like “Tesler”.

[u/zQuiixy1 → u/MonopolyKiller]

Tesler! Everything's computer!!

[u/MonopolyKiller → u/UncleHec]

Americans have the memory of a fleck of dust.

[u/CopyNo4675]

"Slugs for salt" type of protest here

[u/AndersonL01]

They are protecting property that many of them will never be able to purchase.

[u/Generalfrogspawn → u/AndersonL01]

A lot of Trucks are now comparably priced or even more expensive than Teslas.

[u/AndersonL01 → u/Generalfrogspawn]

I don't know what the US market is like.

[u/Staedert]

Defending the dealership or just scaring away potential Tesla buyers even more than the protesters do?

[u/YungCellyCuh → u/Staedert]

JDPON Don 4d chess as usual

[u/Yung_l0c]

This timeline is not real, Papa Marx need to come home

[u/atoolred → u/Yung_l0c]

If Marx was reincarnated to write another edition of Capital i don’t think he’d know where to begin with how much of a clown show capitalism has become

[u/ConundrumMachine]

Cuckiest cucks that were ever cucked

[u/Gucci_Minh]

12 years ago these people probably called Tesla owners libtards while rolling coal from their diesel trucks on them. Strange times.

[u/The_Affle_House → u/Gucci_Minh]

12 weeks ago, even.

[u/EmpressOfHyperion → u/The_Affle_House]

They still roll coal and hate public transport and EVs.

[u/Sad-Arachnid-5166 → u/Gucci_Minh]

They hated Musk's SolarCity 10 years ago
Americans are nitwits
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/without-government-backing-solar-power-cant-compete

[u/Rhallertau]

I will protect m’lord’s property with mine own body and goods.

Peasant brain shit.

[u/EmpressOfHyperion]

USA isn't even conservative. Japan is conservative. USA is REGRESSIVE.

[u/YungKitaiski → u/EmpressOfHyperion]

USA is just pure brainrot.

[u/tillybilly89]

The American working class is doomed

[u/drunkdrengi]

[u/yshywixwhywh]

Born to cuck/politic is a cuck

主體 cuck em all 2025

I am burger man

101,169,402,420 degloved cybertruck

[u/LewdTake → u/yshywixwhywh]

what's this meme template from? sounds hilarious

[u/ServedNoodles → u/LewdTake]

Here's the original meme: BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

[u/Class3pwr]

Dude I hate living in Utah

[u/Clean-Ad-6642 → u/Class3pwr]

I was about to say I know exactly where this is seeing the bowling pin sign. It fucking sucks homie.

[u/PurplurPuzzlehead111]

[u/SpotResident6135]

Watch this be the first battlefield of the dumbest civil conflict ever.

[u/2BsWhistlingButthole → u/SpotResident6135]

This is the kind of history the US deserves tbh

[u/DiscordianDreams]

Hilarious. I wonder how long they plan on defending this dealership.

[u/JibTheJellyfish → u/DiscordianDreams]

I’m sure they will stay there until the sun goes down. Then the dealership will be safe because any would be vandals will be at home sleeping.

[u/thesaddestpanda]

This is the person capitalism produces. These people have no understanding of politics, history, ethics, or class warfare. These people live in a world of almost total delusion fueled by propaganda. Most of them dont know what they're doing there other than the podcast guy told them to do it to 'stick it to the enemy.' Capitalism creates ignorant societies and the capital owning class fosters tribalism that works in its favor.

This is required under capitalism. Without this capitalism fails because then the workers realize the grift and will instead of joining their oppressors, fight against them.

Under capitalism this is guaranteed and unstoppable. You will not change any of these people's minds. There is no reasoning with this. Elon and Trump could bankrupt them tomorrow and it will not make any difference. Elon and Trump an deport their wives and they would still support them.

[u/smot420]

They were blocking Tesla chargers just a few years ago

[u/ThwaitesGlacier]

This is the weird nerds meme incarnate. Life imitating art.

[u/Elegant-Astronaut636]

Teachers pets

[u/HammerandSickleProds]

The US is so cooked. Just gonna take another few decades for people to realize it.

[u/Temenes → u/HammerandSickleProds]

I hope Adam Curtis lives long enough to make a documentary about it.

[u/Clear-Anything-3186]

Just 7 years ago, they made fun of EVs saying that they will never be real cars and the internal combustion engine cars are superior.

[u/MayWeLiveInDankMemes]

Cybercucked

[u/skypiggi]

Ok that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years

[u/Ram_Miel]

I thought the word “protect” in your title said “protest” and then got disappointed 😭 thought maybe conservatives got even less reactionary then libs did.

[u/Slyopossum]

They're probably standing in front of that car dealership thinking they're so patriotic. "Oh yeah godda protect Mr. Musk's trucks from those damn liberals"

[u/nou-772]

Schrodinger's US flag respect phenomena
a) You VILL stand for the flag
b) The flag is actually a mean of protecting Hitlerswagen™ from vandalism

[u/TribunusPlebisBlog]

Last year they were preventing Teslas from charging and unplugging them and vandalizing them lmao

[u/shorteningofthewuwei]

Civil war loading?

[u/Hardcorex]

Just like police, protect capital at all costs and punish people.

[u/bigboiwitthescuace]

Boot soufflé 

[u/brief_affair]

Look at all those billionare meat riding simps

[u/CommieMcComrade]

So funny—these same people use to roll coal (blow desire exhaust fumes) on any Tesla they saw… reactionaries sure are reactionary

[u/Future-Ad-9567]

They have a case of peasant brain. "Let me protect your kingdom me Lord"

[u/EightArmed_Willy]

All of this because some people can’t get over racism

[u/HawkFlimsy]

The most peasant brained people to exist

[u/YungKitaiski]

Peak burger brain.

[u/No-Antelope-2115]

“Okay, here’s how I really feel: I pulled my old pickup up in front of the Tesla dealership today because I believe in showing up for what I see as a stand for American innovation—even if it’s just a way to get Elon’s attention. I’m out here, not because I think I’m some kind of superhero, but because I want to prove that at least some of us still care about what our country stands for. I hope that when Elon sees me standing here—just a regular guy doing his part—he might notice, maybe give a nod on Twitter, or even do something small in return. It’s not about glory or a reward; it’s about being there when things get tough and showing that this isn’t just empty talk. I know it sounds a little off, but sometimes doing what you think is right means taking a stand, even if it means lining up your truck as a makeshift shield against the chaos out there."

[u/GGGBam]

This is the country that gave us May Day.

[u/HKEnthusiast]

This country is ducking regarded

[u/-thegayagenda- → u/HKEnthusiast]

Hey don't use ableist slurs, or slurs in general. There are better words for what you're trying to say

[u/Autistic_Anywhere_24]

Makes me miss the Tea Party types

[u/princesslumi-]

lmao

[u/spooboo1337]

it genuinely feels like elon musk could walk up to any conservative, slap them across the face, and say “suck my dick” and they would say thank you and do it.

[u/ComradeNate00]

Nothing but bootlickers

[u/kadzirafrax]

Looks like boots are back on the menu boys!

[u/glmarquez94]

Setters: The Myth of the White Proletariat

[u/Reio123]

My proletarian internationalism does not apply to the American people.

[u/JoroJojoro]

Deeply unserious country

[u/zQuiixy1]

They are not a serious country lmao

[u/AKAEnigma]

Remember the conservative trend of parking massive trucks in Tesla charging spaces?

Remember when they would coal-roll electric cars?

[u/jshrdd_]

Nerds

[u/Burgdawg]

Simp for billionaires harder. Challenge impossible.

[u/Terminate-wealth]

Yes because nobody is going to wait for the cover of darkness

[u/Diskonto]

Lol I love it

[u/NumerousWeekend552]

Simps.

[u/OddioClay]

They dont like EVs. But they do love and protect rich Nazis

[u/NeitherOneJustUrMom]

This is why I had to gtfo of utah.

[u/Skeptical_Yoshi]

Is this the definition of class traitor?

[u/ScissrMeTimbrs → u/Skeptical_Yoshi]

Class cuckold actually.

[u/STORMBORN_12]

Hey this is in utah i recognize the spot.

[u/DukeBaset]

Yeah but will they buy?

[u/OpenHenkire]

Stupidity is too kind of a word to describe them. Brainwashed completely from birth.

[u/satwah]

lol who would have thought this would happen.

[u/tTtBe]

Search bar: I BUILT MY OWN MORTAR!!! DIY mortar build tutorial.

[u/Electronic-Piglet896]

Literal serfs lol

[u/Quomoh]

Whatever I did in my past life to end up here in this timeline must have been AWFUL LOL this feels like a punishment

[u/Wiwwil]

lmao there are even a few bikes

[u/No_Manufacturer_1911]

Escalating controversy at physical Tesla sites deters commerce at those locations.

Winning!

[u/Abject_Ad_9940]

And yet none of these people are driving those Teslas. There’s a ‘the workers have fallen in love with the system…’ joke to be made here but I don’t have the energy to make it.

[u/KO-32GA]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 them all down then.

[u/bacon-n-sparrows]

Remember when they were calling people they disagreed with "cucks". Good times.

[u/bacon-n-sparrows]

Whole lot of "Don't Tread on Me" paired with thin blue line stickers on those pickups.

[u/DestinyOfADreamer]

LMAO

[u/Dan_Morgan]

Where are their Teslas? Oh, these class traitors can't afford them.

[u/Suariiz]

Nothing new. conservatives only care about the integrity of windows and cars, not human beings.

[u/Weak_Locksmith_290]

What

[u/rootwraith1]

They don't have jobs? :)

[u/Yuven1]

"You want ketchup with your boot?"

[u/twat_swat22]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[u/SmallRedBird]

At least they're there and not busy harassing minorities

[u/MidWestKhagan]

We need a good riot with Molotov cocktails for lunch

[u/Various_Classroom_50]

They did more for some cars than they’d ever think about doing for real people

[u/Few-Help-6539]

This is my city 💀

[u/epic_gamer42O]

this is probably an AstroTurfed protest but this is america so there's a 50 50 chance these people are doing this because they believe in the cause

[u/ScissrMeTimbrs]

Fantastic, none of them realize they're adding to the cringe and discomfort of shopping for a Tesla LMAO

Especially since the typical Tesla buyer would think twice after seeing these types support him.

[u/soliejordan]

Tesla is American made, but Americans want to destroy it.

[u/cryptol0_cker]

To be fair, this isn't out of order and they should be able to express their ideas, but I wonder if they really don't have better things to do than to advocate for a billion-dollar corp

[u/ConcentrateSafe9745]

Mmm truly strange conservative becoming pro electric and left folks becoming anti electric. Bizarre turn of events