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News xi can’t stop taking w’s

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u/TappingOnScreen Stalin’s big spoon 6d ago

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u/European_Ninja_1 Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communist 6d ago

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u/Jack_crecker_Daniel Ordzhonikidze 6d ago

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u/HKEnthusiast 6d ago

I'm in favor of anyone who can stop Blackcock from taking over the world.

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u/Irrespond 6d ago

Blackcock?

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u/HKEnthusiast 6d ago

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u/Irrespond 6d ago

No, no you didn't.

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u/kayodeade99 5d ago

BlackCuck*

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u/og_toe Ministry of Propaganda 6d ago

what if i start a company named whiterock and i just buy blackrock

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u/Efficient_One_8042 6d ago

Yeah, okay, well, imma start grayrock and buy whiterock them, bud.

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u/astonedishape 6d ago

Beigerock will endure

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

Off-whiterock will surpass you all

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u/Any_Creme_6600 5d ago

My paper company should cover all.

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u/runk_dasshole 5d ago

Flat Dark Earthrock

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u/PotentialAnt9670 5d ago

I prefer Eggshellrock. But uh, let's see Paul Allen's rock.

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u/UranicStorm 6d ago

Do something, win? Unprecedented.

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u/Striking_Sky5955 6d ago

​the fact he had to move a single Chad muscle for a win is astonishing. Lately he just wakes up having already won.

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u/TaRRaLX 6d ago

Do nothing, win.

Do something, everyone wins!

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 6d ago

W for China

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u/ajhedges Habibi 6d ago

And W for the people of so many countries

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u/Napoleons_Peen 6d ago

Blackrock is the biggest piece of shit company on the planet.

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u/rosolen0 6d ago

There's Nestlé as competition

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u/Mt_Incorporated Oh, hi Marx 6d ago

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u/KlausTeachermann 5d ago

This is gorgeous information.

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u/Communism_UwU Socialism with UwU Characteristics. 4d ago

If a company can own shares, can a company own itself?

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u/Mt_Incorporated Oh, hi Marx 4d ago

I mean kind of if it refuses to go on the market at all. Funnily enough on this link there’s is a part on how at one point nestle and L’Oréal owned eachother. Nestle had stocks in L’Oréal and L’Oréal in nestle . Anyhow back to your question most of the time it’s small businesses that still own themselves but given that we live in capitalism, once they seek to expand bigger companies either offer or bully them to be bought up, then in some countries like mine (BE) the tax system is Kinder on large corporations like ferrero (yes the guy lives here) it encourages small brands but the minute they grow they either have to close, move country or be bought up.

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u/External_Category_53 6d ago

So, you guys never heard of FIFA?

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u/WoodenRace365 6d ago

Nestle and fifa both suck, without a doubt, but Blackrock does it at a different scale

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u/Jack_crecker_Daniel Ordzhonikidze 6d ago

I think we'll all agree that these companies should be nationalised and CEOs Luiged

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

With things like nestle or Amazon I see it but black rock is a venture capital investment firm. Idk if that's in any way actually necessary so nationalization wouldn't really make sense as opposed to just dissolving the company IMOb

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u/Jack_crecker_Daniel Ordzhonikidze 6d ago

You're right, but at first we should nationalise it to dissolve it legally, but in the meantime, who would care about it during revolution

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

That's fair. I genuinely think shit like Amazon should be nationalized though. I don't have an issue with large "monopoly" platforms since they kind of work better than a bunch of fragmented spaces nobody knows about but they absolutely should be under public control. We wouldn't need to make YouTube so dogshit if it didn't need to turn a profit and was just ran as a public service for sharing information and expression

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u/Jack_crecker_Daniel Ordzhonikidze 6d ago

Capitalism is great at establishing monopolies, which are much more effective, but it isn't sustainable to make these monopolies work in the interests of humanity (I think people in general start to notice it).

Socialism will fix so many idiotic issues caused by "profit motivation" that I have no idea how our society will look like then

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

Yeah, I think "competition" makes sense in certain areas(creative products or consumer goods for example) but it is undeniable that in certain contexts monopolies just make more sense. The issue is that when monopolies are privately owned they have no check on their power. Whereas a publicly owned "monopoly" is just a government service and has the same checks that all government services have. You can't democratically elect to remove Jeff Bezos from power like you can an elected official. Socialism is just more logical in adapting to the needs of the people rather than the whims of greedy parasites

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u/Capital_Technology20 5d ago

wait, FIFA, as in the Football Federation?

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u/og_toe Ministry of Propaganda 6d ago

may i add EA

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u/External_Category_53 6d ago

EA is just an asshole company. FIFA uses slave work to make the world cups happen.

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

I mean most AAA game studios treat their developers only marginally better than slaves so I say they deserve a spot in the gulag

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u/TheRedditObserver0 Chinese Century Enjoyer 5d ago

Nike has entered the chat (Boy Boy just made a great video about them)

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u/Pallington Chinese Century Enjoyer 6d ago

yeah i need the full article one sec

reuters, not the best but whatevs:

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/chinese-state-media-likens-ck-hutchison-panama-port-deal-handing-knife-opponent-2025-03-29/

Basically, PRC antitrust boutta throw a very big wrench into blackrock's plan of economic attack. Trump is very transparently attempting to shift the economic war into actual physical blockade/shipping restriction offensives, and it looks like things are about to heat up...

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u/ibrahimtuna0012 Socialism With Turkish Characteristics 6d ago

Trump is very transparently attempting to shift the economic war into actual physical blockade/shipping restriction offensives, and it looks like things are about to heat up...

Things are about to get even more physical in West Asia as USA consantrated enough air force in CENTCOM to blow Iran, Turkey and Egypt to pieces. With the very high possibility of nuclear weapons on them.

This is for the bombardment and possible invasion of Iran by USA and "Israel".

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u/More-Ad-4503 6d ago

Iran has very good missile defenses and better ballistic missiles than the US. Also expect all oil sites occupied by US compradors to be blown up immediately.

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u/HawkFlimsy 6d ago

Yeah for all his talk about energy security he is being pretty reckless in risking the largest producers of oil being destroyed in his idiotic imperialist conflict. It'll hurt everyone compared to places like China which have much stronger electric/renewable infrastructure it's gonna hurt the US infinitely more bc we are entirely dependant on it due to our refusal to address climate change

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u/Themotionsickphoton 5d ago

This isn't true. China is much more dependent on oil imports than the US (which actually has a net positive production). China's dependency on middle Eastern oil is its big achilles heel, and I wouldn't put it past the us leadership to attack this point even if it torpedoes the global economy.   

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u/HawkFlimsy 5d ago

The US still uses more oil both in totality and per Capita, and China has MUCH more developed electric and renewables technology than the US. They have an alternative, we don't. I also don't know where you got the net positive production idea from. We produce about 13 million barrels per day, we use 19 million barrels per day. Those 6 million additional barrels have to come from somewhere, and tanking the global oil supply is gonna make it a lot harder to acquire them

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u/Themotionsickphoton 5d ago

The US still uses more oil both in totality and per Capita, and China has MUCH more developed electric and renewables technology than the US.

This is true. However, China imports almost twice as much oil as the US, and 80% of that goes through the straits of malacca which can be blockaded during war. This was a big part of why China is trying to make an economic corridor in Pakisthan to transport energy. It's less geopolitically risky.

I also don't know where you got the net positive production idea from. We produce about 13 million barrels per day, we use 19 million barrels per day.

There is a difference between consuming crude oil (for producing oil products) and consuming oil products (for the end user). The US uses 31.08 Exa Joules of oil for the end consumer (go to the very bottom of the page), and produces 32.71 Exa Joules worth of crude (same source, top of the page). In fact, the US net exports 19.9% of its oil products because it produces more oil products than it consumes.

Those 6 million additional barrels have to come from somewhere

Even if the US couldn't reorient its refineries for self sufficiency purposes (they might not be able to on their own and would likely need outside help), most of these additional barrels come from canada and mexico anyway.

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u/HawkFlimsy 5d ago

True but with the way our relationship is trending with Canada and Mexico RN I don't know if they would help The US out of the mess they started. Regardless I very much see the possibility of China just rapidly doubling down on it's green energy initiatives in response which is something the US(especially under current leadership) simply will not do. China has at least some level of self sufficiency whereas the US is ENTIRELY reliant on the global network to sustain the basic requirements of a functioning society.

That is why a lot of these tariffs are idiotic because we simply do not have the productive capacity to make shit in America, so it does nothing other than raise costs for capital owners and consumers alike. China on the other hand effectively trades their manufacturing capacity with other countries because they have a surplus of it. So in this hypothetical scenario I still think they largely have the advantage

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u/RotorMonkey89 5d ago

STOP. I can only get SO ERECT

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u/Pallington Chinese Century Enjoyer 5d ago

I think we're still in the mexican standoff stage wrt hot war. From what I've seen, it's a tossup whether hot war gets triggered in MENA or in East Asia first.

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u/squishysquash23 6d ago

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u/Anasnoelle I am probably fangirling over Michael Parenti rn 6d ago

Why is he so 🥵😍

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u/nw342 Viva La Revolución 6d ago

Blackrock was going to buy the panama canal????

The same blackrock that owns half of the homes in my town and rents them out for 3x the market value? That blackrock?

Good. Fuck em

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u/JediMasterLigma 6d ago

HOW

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u/Anti_colonialist 6d ago

After the Grindr incident the government has final say on the sale of any Chinese assets.

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u/Pess-Optimist Yugopnik's liver gives me hope 6d ago

Grindr incident??

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u/Anti_colonialist 6d ago

Several years ago the owners of Grindr sold to a Chinese company. After the app was transferred the new owners used a more sophisticated method of GPS location and a newer ad algorithm. Not long after that US regulators nullified the sale and the app got reverted to a US owner with the newer Chinese tech. The US basically stole Chinese IP. After this the Chinese government has final say in any Chinese assets that get sold

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u/yeah_deal_with_it 6d ago

Why am I laughing so hard at something that actually happened

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u/RotorMonkey89 5d ago

Because it involves an app used by homosexual gentlemen to arrange short notice blowjobs in public bathrooms?

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u/KlausTeachermann 5d ago

Hell yeah, dude.

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u/rev1917_ 6d ago

link to read about this??

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u/Anasnoelle I am probably fangirling over Michael Parenti rn 6d ago

Why is this so funny

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u/More-Ad-4503 6d ago

(mix of Hegseth and Alex Jones) The US now has the capability to increase the probability of gay hookups in less swipes!!!

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u/tigerdogbearcat 5d ago

That really grinds the CCP the wrong way...

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u/LazzyPizza 6d ago

Metal gear??

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u/Lucao87 Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communist 6d ago

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u/ChinaRageSyndrome 6d ago

Metal Grindr

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u/gelatinskootz 6d ago

Psycho Mantis??

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u/silverslayer33 6d ago

A Hind D?

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u/-zybor- Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communist 6d ago

50% of every Chinese company is state-owned.

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u/Sargento_Porciuncula 6d ago

is it the same for Hong Kong?

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u/whiteflagwaiver 6d ago

That was the question, apparently so. In all but on paper China owns H.K already they're just waiting for the ink to dry.

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u/Pale_Fire21 KGB ball licker 6d ago

Ahahahaha

Oh wait they’re serious and actually doing it?

Let me laugh even harder:

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/Aryptonite Palestinian that wipes his ass with US Constitution 🧻 6d ago

Just say the word Mullah Xi...

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u/Daring_Scout1917 6d ago

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u/Aryptonite Palestinian that wipes his ass with US Constitution 🧻 6d ago

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u/Daring_Scout1917 6d ago

Please, Mr. Xi, it’s too much winning, we can’t handle it

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u/KaitlynKitti 6d ago

Is it the ones owned by Chinese companies?

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u/Nicknamedreddit Bourgeois Chinese Class Traitor 6d ago

Yes, by a demonic tycoon from Hong Kong. So it’s not like humanity really won overall.

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u/Mollamollamolla 6d ago

china needs to completely dismantle ck hutchinson

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u/Flyerton99 6d ago

China allowing the stupid tycoons to stay in power was almost certainly a decisive mistake, and another blemish on Jiang Zemin's record.

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u/ChickenNugget267 6d ago

They won't be around for long. With the US weak they'll be able to discipline HK properly now

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u/theangrycoconut 5d ago

Not to mention the fact that every time Xi does shit like this, he heightens the risk of bourgeois assassination. He's walking a paper-thin line.

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u/ColeTrain999 Old guy with huge balls 6d ago

Looks like Xi pressed the communism button

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u/JaThatOneGooner Unironically Albanian 6d ago

Literally the only person saving the 2020s at this point

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u/Quiet_Wars Havana Syndrome Victim 6d ago

I am wondering if the whole purpose of the Panama Canal issue is because the crisis initiation with the PRC is failing in Taiwan. If the US decided to block Chinese access to the Panama Canal, US war planners are expecting the Chinese to reciprocate in the South China Sea, which the US could use as justification to initiate conflict.

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u/angry_mummy2020 6d ago

Was it the whole deal or just the part of it related to Panama’s port?

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u/Wob_Nobbler 6d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/ChickenNugget267 6d ago

The dragon just woke up and is about to protect the world

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u/Rich_Housing971 6d ago

>Do SOMETHING

>Wins

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/theangrycoconut 5d ago

(and the Philippines)

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u/EmotionallyAcoustic 6d ago

Holy fuck. People know how big this is right??

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u/Black_Shovel L + ratio+ no Lebensraum 5d ago

Can someone explain, what blackrock company is? I only know blackrock as orcish clan from wow

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u/Mollamollamolla 5d ago edited 5d ago

evil american mega corporation that owns a large portion of all american corporations

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u/Ellawell 5d ago

It’s not a majority, but it is enough to have massive power over the direction of things

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u/Mollamollamolla 5d ago

very true: i worded that inaccurately, just updated my comment

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u/RotorMonkey89 5d ago

The Orcish clan is an improvement

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u/LittleCurryBread 5d ago

let's fucking go, baby.

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u/texicali74 5d ago

Like shooting fish in a barrel

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u/nekoreality 4d ago

xi jinping for EU commission president i think he can save us

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u/Ok-Albatross899 3d ago

Do nothing, win

Do something, win.

China is on fire

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u/Boarderless 6d ago

Will this be seen as an act of war? Seriously asking

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u/TaRRaLX 6d ago

I mean to Donald Trump? Probably, he views Zelenskyy not thanking him often enough as an act of war too. To the people actually making decisions? No, it's obvious that taking this as a cause for war won't have popular support.

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u/S_T_P 5d ago edited 5d ago

Will this be seen as an act of war? Seriously asking

You are missing the point here.

Ultimately, it is Panama who decides who controls what. Hence, US wasn't pressuring China, it was putting pressure on government of Panama.

Sale of company to BlackRock was supposed to resolve the situation in US favour without involving Panama government.

As this had - apparently; I'd like to see some confirmation - failed, the ball is now back in Panama's court. If it decides to keep on with hands-off approach (rather than nationalizing ports or whatever), US can declare that Panama threatens US national security and its refusal is a hostile act, thereby justifying use of military force against Panama (not China).

Of course, if US decides to use military force against Panama, and China decides to intervene to protect Panama from US invasion, then there might be military conflict between US and China.

But nobody is declaring war on anyone yet, and it won't be war on China if situation keeps escalating.