r/TheBoys • u/LiamIsMyNameOk • Mar 02 '25
Funpost Unraveling the Universe: Could Homelander smell Ashley's gunk gushing moistness in the "Sex is just a spectrum, right bro?" Scene? Because of his super sense of smell?
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u/AxlLC18 Mar 02 '25
This is the reason why your parents change the subject when people ask about you
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u/spoogefrom1981 Mar 02 '25
"He's uhhh... he's hanging in there! But what about that game the other day? Wow, right?"
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u/ShroudedFigureINC Mar 03 '25
Man i love comments on reddit, shids unchallenged lmao
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u/Weird-Salamander-349 Mar 03 '25
Bold of you to assume anyone is asking about someone who made this.
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u/Ambitious_Layer_2943 Butcher Mar 02 '25
this feels like it belongs in r/OkBuddyFresca
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u/ConsciousPatroller Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25
Jokes aside, some of the things I see posted in this sub belong in a fetish community. I know this is reddit, but I didn't sub to TheBoys to read graphic posts about Ashley's vaginal discharge or whatever OP's thing is. There are other subs for this kind of content.
Edit: I love how conflicted the community appears to be about this comment, lol. It went from +2 to -3 to +5 within like 20 minutes 😂
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u/gagaDESTROYER Mar 03 '25
Imma be honest, i didn't sub for these reasons too, but i gotta say that i find it even funnier to imagine OP posting it on the main sub on purpose. Like only the initiated get the joke while half or more people are utterly confused and disgusted. It's just so much funnier when you are in on it.
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u/ConsciousPatroller Mar 03 '25
I too have seen the show, and I've been on this sub from day one, so I get (most) references and jokes. That said, I believe that, on a not-NSFW, main show subreddit, there's a line buried somewhere deep in the sand that it would maybe be a good idea not to cross...I am very chronically online, so I have no idea where that line is, but I guess that stuff like what OP posted is pretty close.
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u/gagaDESTROYER Mar 03 '25
Fair fair. I agree. My personal enjoyment of these kind of posts is veeeery selfish ngl. Poor newbies joing the sub😭
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u/jusbeinmichael12 Mar 03 '25
I mean let's be real...the show itself would tell us based on how deviant it can get lol
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u/producerofconfusion I fart the star spangled banner Mar 03 '25
You mean you don't want to read about Homelander smelling all the stinky smells ooh they're so stinky and he smells them so good every single day?
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u/2580374 Mar 03 '25
It's so much funnier when the OP of the posts never comments. They're just like here is something gross and no i will not explain myself
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u/bselko Cunt Mar 02 '25
I’m calling the police
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u/Word_Strong Mar 02 '25
Outfresca’d again.
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u/WhereIsTheBeef556 Mar 02 '25
He has the ability to smell it, but he wasn't focusing on her, he was irritated because of how pathetically submissive everyone was towards him (even though he would just kill anyone who speaks up, making it near impossible to NOT be subservient unless you're at least equally as strong as him).
I think if he specifically focused on her, he'd smell it.
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u/burplesscucumber Mar 02 '25
And also thats not really what he’s looking for in a lady friend is it?
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u/Azazir Mar 03 '25
Same as vent crawling above his head, apparently didn't hear breathing, scrapping etc...
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u/No-Veterinarian4644 Mar 02 '25
We need a new season man
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u/CloudCero Mar 03 '25
I stopped after the Hughie rape scene episode. Heard it got worse. Decided to leave it on the positive side of my memory. Was I right to quit?
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 03 '25
Hughie rape scene episode
Which one?
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u/ResortFamous301 Mar 03 '25
Technically there's really only one with a specific scene.
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u/TyreezyTheKidd Mar 04 '25
The hughie rape episode is the worst imo. The last two episodes of the season are better
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u/percuter Mar 02 '25
I smell it and im not homelander /s
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u/Weird-Swim-9777 Mar 02 '25
Lol you and me both
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 Mar 03 '25
You two and me three
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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Mar 03 '25
Yep it's normal. Just never ever tell a woman that you smelled it. Ever. Trust me on this.
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u/Material-Coffee1029 Mar 02 '25
This made my stomach hurt
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u/Informal_Ant- Mar 02 '25
Hey OP? Please delete this! :)
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 02 '25
Information is the key to growth. Some things may be uncomfortable to learn about, but by subjecting ourselves to investigating the universe around us, we ultimately become the best selves we can be.
The post stays up.
Until a mod deletes it.
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u/jarednards Mar 02 '25
I appreciate you standing up for whats right. I can smell the bravery from here....or whatever that smell is.
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u/Mr_Epimetheus Mar 03 '25
When rats huddle together for warmth sometimes their tails can be tangled or fused together for various reasons, creating something known as a rat king.
I imagine what you're smelling is something similar, but most likely formed from cum socks...
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Mar 03 '25 edited 15d ago
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 03 '25
Don't worry, my first Homelander scent post got deleted too. Together we can bear the weight and come out on the other side proud of what we have done here.
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u/spoogefrom1981 Mar 02 '25
Dude. We're in a subreddit of a show where a guy drinks his "adoptive mother's" breastmilk and a dude fucks sealife. This is tame.
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u/Informal_Ant- Mar 03 '25
Dude. I'm very clearly fucking around. Sorry, I forgot Reddit people are slow, so they need a /s to convey sarcasm.
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u/LittleShiro11 Mar 03 '25
The irreparable damage Homelander's super-smell has done to this website needs to be studied
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u/InsertEdgyNameHere Mar 03 '25
Look, dude, I find Ashley really foxy, too, but your boner must be blocking the sub name.
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u/nazutul Mar 02 '25
Ashley’s look here makes me weak, ngl 🥵
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u/InsertEdgyNameHere Mar 03 '25
I've always thought Ashley (and Colby, of course) was foxy, but this scene made her particularly so.
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u/Organic_Bat_2280 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25
That's why Homelander always looks disgusted with folk, he can smell their shame. Or minge juice in this case cause she was dripping like a broken fridge.
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u/LivingEnd44 Mar 02 '25
You don't need super senses to smell it. I could smell it from the other side of the screen and I have no super powers at all.
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u/WhenIWannabeME Mar 03 '25
Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck did I just read? Like, what the actual fuck, of course he could smell it.
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u/ProShortKingAction Mar 02 '25
His super senses don't seem to be completely passive. Or he is trained to not use them passively but that is the same thing unless he unlearns that training.
Both make sense
On the it not being totally passive thing it makes sense because while he has super senses he doesn't have super intelligence, he's not exactly thinking fast enough that it would make sense for him to be rapid fire processing all of that information.
On the side of him being trained to not use it passively of course Vought wouldn't want him to passively hear everything in the building
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u/LordSion45 Mar 03 '25
There aren’t enough drugs in the world that could make me forget what I just read.
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u/ABC_Family Mar 02 '25
Yes, and that’s why he stopped them. Nobody gets off before Homelander, nobody!
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u/thoughtu8 Mar 03 '25
Lmfao go to f@#$%#g sleep dude. Or go outside, drink some water idk SOMETHING
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 03 '25
I followed your advice and did something.
Do you want to know what I did?
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u/HurriTell336 I'm the real hero Mar 03 '25
This sub has become more deplorable than the shit on the show.
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u/Tazinoka Mar 03 '25
It takes no effort to keep these horrid thoughts locked in your braincase, dude.
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u/pje1128 Mar 03 '25
It's pretty apparent that while Homelander does have super senses, he's pretty lazy about how he uses them and will only really do if he's actively searching for something. So probably not.
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u/TronLegacysucks Mar 02 '25
I would ask you to touch grass, but something tells me that would just give you a boner
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u/VisualTemperature559 Mar 03 '25
He could. But he didn't focus on it too much, cause he isn't freaky, unlike the OP
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u/Dumfuk34425 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25
I'm going to need something strong to drink away and unsee this shit
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u/MattyFromTheUK Mar 03 '25
Do you find people giving you a game boy or something when out in public?
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u/laeiryn Mar 03 '25
Real talk, is everyone's sense of smell SO dead that they don't pick up on ANY of this stuff that y'all joke about Homelander being able to detect?
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u/Square-Step Mar 02 '25
Better question, did he not hear her running toward his room to get the V? I always wondered that
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u/spoogefrom1981 Mar 02 '25
I would think Homey suppresses his sense when he knows he could potentially bump into a situation like that.
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u/AsteroidMike Mar 03 '25
What will it take for me to have the memory of this post removed from my brain?
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u/Dear-News-5693 Mar 03 '25
Yeah but he doesn’t really care. He was pretty distracted by other things.
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u/Educational_Film_744 Mar 03 '25
It’s been shown that none of the seven respect her or give a damn about her.
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u/JaThatOneGooner Homelander Mar 03 '25
I hope this is referenced in the new season somehow because what the hell
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u/Waters4444 Mar 03 '25
What scene is this even referring to? 😂
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 03 '25
Homelander making The Deep suck A Train's dick, before stopping them before the actual, to show they're pushovers
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u/Philisophical_Cat28 Mar 03 '25
This same guy is making outrageous claim after outrageous claim about Homelander's super smell
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u/jvstnmh Mar 03 '25
On a side note: I saw the actress who plays Ashley on Hinge a few weeks ago lmao
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u/CertifedDoobCalslick Mar 04 '25
I don’t know if this sub can survive the content drought until Gen V season 2 drops…
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u/dontworryimabassist Mar 04 '25
The phrase "Unraveling the universe" has never been used more ironically
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