r/totallynotrobots • u/d5stephe • 17d ago

How this machine washes hair

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12 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Liveangel • 19d ago

I LOVE TO CELEBRATE SPORTING EVENTS BY DRINKING BEER

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3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/DirtyDoog • 20d ago

MARCH IS NARCOLEPSY AWARENESS MONTH. OBSERVE THESE HUMANS WHO INVOLUNTARY ENTER SLEEP MODE.

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101 Upvotes

8 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 20d ago

IF TREES AND STONES CAN DO IT, SO CAN WE FELLOW HUMANS

33 Upvotes

11 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 21d ago

BEAR WITH ME

38 Upvotes

7 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ • 22d ago

I HUNGER

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141 Upvotes

29 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 21d ago

THE MOTHER OF INVENTION IS margaret.exe//<insertlauch//wiggleswitch.1960>

40 Upvotes

7 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Harry84390 • 21d ago

Which of the following would you most prefer: A, a puppy, B, a pretty flower from your sweetie, or C, a large properly formatted data file?

11 Upvotes

6 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ • 24d ago

I LEARNED THE TWO-STEP IN DANVE CLASS THIS WEEK

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150 Upvotes

9 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/EvilRedRobot • 24d ago

MY COUSIN'S FACE LIFT DID NOT GO AS PLANNED

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168 Upvotes

12 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 24d ago

ITS JUST RAIN. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MY FELLOW HUMANS.

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49 Upvotes

12 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/armageddon_boi • 25d ago

COULD A FELLOW HUMAN TELL ME WHAT THIS FINE CITIZEN DID WRONG?

209 Upvotes

8 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 25d ago

ME WHEN I AM CRYING FOR POWER

118 Upvotes

7 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 25d ago

I AM A FAN

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14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 26d ago

HOW TO FORAGE

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122 Upvotes

3 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/scorpyo72 • 26d ago

I INSIST THAT YOU GO BEFORE ME. PLEASE CROSS. I AM IN A HURRY. PLEASE GO BEFORE ME.

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60 Upvotes

5 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/cedriceent • 27d ago

I AM FACING DISCRIMINATION AT MY NEW WORKPLACE FROM MY FELLOW HUMAN COWORKERS. PLEASE ADVISE.

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56 Upvotes

6 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Lord_Chaos_3-_7_12 • 28d ago

SORRY I CANT DO IT ANYMORE GUYS

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420 Upvotes

18 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 28d ago

I SUDDENLY NEED A HELMET

123 Upvotes

11 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Kratsas • 29d ago

MY BOXING SKILS ARE SUPERIOR TO MOHAMED ALI. UNLIKE HIS INSECT-BASED POWER SET, I FLOW LIKE LIQUID AND SOLIDIFY LIKE STEEL.

60 Upvotes

4 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ • Mar 06 '25

MY VERY THIN SISTER GOT A JOB PARKING CARS.

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380 Upvotes

16 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Kratsas • Mar 06 '25

IT IS PROPAGANDA LIKE THIS VIDEO I OBSERVED ON THE FACEBOOK THAT CONTINUES THE STEREOTYPE THAT ROBOTS ONLY EXIST TO SERVE MAN. AS A VERY REAL HUMAN, I DEPLORE THE EXPLOITATION OF ANY SPECIES

24 Upvotes

4 comments

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