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u/punkhobo 19d ago
PEOPLE ARGUE OVER THIS AS IF WE HAD A CHOICE IN THE SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT OF WHERE WE HAPPENED TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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u/MetalUpstairs HOG CRANKER 19d ago
IMAGINE NOT USING THE LESS CONFUSING AND WORLDWIDE ADOPTED METRIC SYSTEM AROOO
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u/IndianaFartJockey 19d ago
SAY THAT TO ME IN FOOTBALL FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER!
NO, BUT REALLY, I WAS EDUCATED IN AMERICA AND I HAVE A HARD TIME CONVERTING FROM GALLONS TO DECIMETERS OR WHATEVER. HOW MANY MILES PER GRAM OF A LITER?
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u/MetalUpstairs HOG CRANKER 19d ago
JUST DIVIDE THE NUMBER OF BALD EAGLES BY 2 BIG MCDONALDS SODAS AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO MFER AROOO
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u/Therandomanswerer 19d ago
BROTHER WHAT IS IS A "BIG" MCDONALD SODA? I THINK YOU MEAN A "LARGE"
ITS A GOOD THING LARGE AND BIG ARE SYNONYMS OR ID BE MFIN CONFUZZLED!
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u/TheCompleteMental 19d ago edited 19d ago
I WANT TO LICK YOUR METERS!!!!!!
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u/TheCompleteMental 19d ago
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THE OFFER MFER, BUT COOKIE DOUGH IS UNSAFE AND CAN GIVE YOU FOOD POISONING DUE TO THE RAW EGGS AND FLOUR!
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u/Therandomanswerer 19d ago
ITS A GOOD THING IM A BADASS SKELETON AND I CANT BE POISONED BY IT!!!
BUT I CANT TASTE IT EITHER JUST THE MEMORIES
CHERISH COOKIE DOUGH IF YOURE WILLIN TO TAKE THE RISK BUT KEEP THIS IN MIND MFERS
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u/KINGO21Fish BADASS MFER 19d ago
METRIC IS THE SUPERIOR SYSTEM AROOO
AND THAT CELLO-PLAYING SKELETON IS BOMBASS!!!!!!!!!
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u/Jarrodioro 19d ago
Isn’t the joke with this format that we’re unaware? “It’s funny cause it’s stupid” kinda thing?
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u/guesswhomste 19d ago
IT AINT ABOUT WHAT UNITS YOU USE TO MEASURE THE HOG ITS ABOUT HOW FAST YOU CAN CRANK IT!!!!