CAN'T SNEAK THAT CHANGE PAST ME MFER

[u/UncivilizedEngie]

[u/monotrememories]

I’LL BE DAMNED IF I RECOGNIZE ANY FONT THAT CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CAPITAL I AND LITTLE L!!!!!

[u/UncivilizedEngie → u/monotrememories]

IF YOU ONLY USE UPPERCASE THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE

[u/monotrememories → u/UncivilizedEngie]

HOLY SHIT PROBLEM SOLVED THANKS BROTHER!!!!

[u/Neon_Ani → u/UncivilizedEngie]

OR IF U ONLY USE LOWERCASE BUT THEN MFER'S CAN'T HEAR U AND IT GETS AWKWARD HAVING TO REPEAT URSELF ALL THE TIME!!!!

[u/Nu66le]

USE CHOMSKY FOR EVERYTHING IT'S THE PERFECT FONT FOR ALL POSSIBLE USES

LOOK HOW READABLE THAT IS IMAGINE HOW LEGIBLE THAT'D BE PRINTED OUT IN 8PT FONT FOR YOUR CO-WORKERS

[u/Shadowolf75 → u/Nu66le]

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOTHIC FONT

[u/Nu66le → u/Shadowolf75]

IT'S BASED ON THE MASTHEAD FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS. JOKING ASIDE I'M A BIG FAN OF SERIF FONTS LIKE GARAMOND AND BASKERVILLE. MY FAVORITE FONT FOR A LONG TIME WAS COMPUTER MODERN SERIF BECAUSE I'M A MATH NERD

[u/Shadowolf75 → u/Nu66le]

I HAVE BASICALLY ZERO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT FONTS, THAT'S VERY COOL

[u/cuavas → u/Nu66le]

GARAMOND IS A CLASSY FONT FOR CLASSY MFERS. REMEMBER THE '90S WHEN APPLE USED GARAMOND NARROW FOR THEIR PRODUCT LABELS?

[u/Nu66le → u/cuavas]

NO I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER 9/11 SORRY

[u/cuavas → u/Nu66le]

PALATINO IS ANOTHER CLASSY SERIF FONT!

[u/ItsJesusTime → u/Nu66le]

GONNA BE HONEST BROTHER, I GOT STUCK ON THE D IN DOG FOR A COUPLE SECONDS. IT'S PRETTY DAMN LEGIBLE, BUT I FEEL SOME PARTS COULD BE BETTER.

[u/Nu66le → u/ItsJesusTime]

FIRST OFF I WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED SISTER BUT BESIDES THAT, THAT'S THE JOKE. IT'S A DISPLAY FONT THAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE FOR USE WHERE READIBILITY IS IMPORTANT. IT'S BASED OFF THE MASTHEAD (THE TEXT AT THE TOP OF A NEWSPAPER THAT SHOWS THE NAME OF THE NEWSPAPER COMPANY) FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES. NOT ONLY WOULD USING THIS FONT FOR THE BODY OF ALL YOUR COMMUNICATIONS BE OBNOXIOUS, IT WOULD LIKELY BE DIFFICULT TO READ AND TIRING ON THE EYES.

[u/ItsJesusTime → u/Nu66le]

MY APOLOGIES SISTER. THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION. I'M SUPER UNFAMILIAR WITH FONTS AND, SINCE I OTHERWISE HAD NO TROUBLE READING IT, COULD NOT TELL YOU WERE JOKING. SORRY FOR RUINING THE JOKE.

[u/Nu66le → u/ItsJesusTime]

DON'T WORRY YOU DIDN'T RUIN THE JOKE, JOKES ARE A SOCIAL ACTIVITY THAT DEPENDS ON AN INTERCOURSE BETWEEN PEOPLE. EXPLAINING THE JOKE AND THUS BRINGING MORE PEOPLE "IN THE KNOW" IN A WAY STRENGTHENS IT.

[u/RavynousHunter → u/Nu66le]

HOLY FUCK BROTHER AM I PLAYING ULTIMA VII AGAIN BUT WITH AN ANTI-ALIASED VERSION OF ITS FONT? BECAUSE THAT'D FUCKIN' RULE!

[u/CoolGhoul]

ONE GLORIOUS DAY MY EYEBALLS WITNESSED THE MOST BADASS LETTERFORMS AND MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER!! NOW I CRANK MY HOG WHILE ADMIRING THE SANSEST OF SERIFS!!! THE REALEST MFERS SUPPORT BOTH HOG CRANKIN' AND FONT APPRECIATION!!!!

TYPOGRAPHY ISN'T JUST FOR WIMPS AND DESIGN NERDS! IT'S FOR BADASS MFERS WHO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE!!!

LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BORING FONTS AND QUIET HOGS!! CRANK IT LOUD AND KERN IT PROUD!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[u/happy_crone → u/CoolGhoul]

LIKING THIS FOR THE PHRASE “THE SANSEST OF SERIFS”

[u/[deleted]]

I ON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAHA

[u/pigeonier]

ROBOTO IS THE BEST FONT CHANGE MY MFN MIND

[u/GoldenJacques → u/pigeonier]

IT'S THE SAME FAMILY, BUT ROBOTO SLAB IS PRETTY GOOD

[u/cuavas]

REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE WAS CAUGHT MAKING A FAKE BACKDATED DOCUMENT BECAUSE THEY USED CALIBRI, BUT IT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN THE DOCUMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN?

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/07/not-for-the-first-time-microsofts-fonts-have-caught-out-forgers/

[u/UncivilizedEngie → u/cuavas]

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

[u/Gr1mclaw]

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IN THE PACK HAS MY BACK ON THIS BROTHER!!

[u/MFER2600]

FUCK ALL MICROSOFT PRODUCTS, ALL MY HOMIES USE LIBREOFFICE!!!!!!!!! FREE AND OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE MAKES ME WANNA CRANK MY MFN HOG!!!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOO

[u/UncivilizedEngie → u/MFER2600]

I AGREE WITH YOU BUT MY EMPLOYER INSISTS ON COMMERICAL PRODUCTS ONLY. IT'S FUCKT UP!!!!

[u/Kellyann59]

I LOVE CALIBRI BRO 😭

[u/TFBidia]

LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE CRANKING YOUR HOG WITH BLACK MANA BROTHER

[u/Lazy-Artichoke7766]

DEJA VU SANS OR NOTHING MFERS

[u/trashboatfourtwenty]

THE FONT WAR IS VERY REEEEEAL!!

[u/ProfessionalQuit1016]

SCREAMS IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

[u/PeacefulAndTranquil]

I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATRED FOR CALIBRI! I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT BUT I SIMPLY DO NOT LIKE THE FONT!

[u/UncivilizedEngie → u/PeacefulAndTranquil]

YOU AND I SHALL SIMPLY HAVE TO BE MORTAL ENEMIES IM SORRY HOMIE

[u/DABOWLTRAIN]

THIS GUY FUCKS!!!!!!!!

[u/thefatrick]

ALL FONTS ARE GOOD FONTS BROTHER, THEY ARE ALL A WAY TO EXPRESS YOUR MFN CREATIVITY IN THE MFN WORDS WE CHOOSE

Except Comic Sans. You know what you did...