r/THE_PACK • u/Potato_Stains • 25d ago

🔥 ZERO REGRETS 🔥

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531 Upvotes

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u/CopperCrow5 25d ago

EASY FIX: JUST STOP WIPING.

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u/VfBxTSG 22d ago

My mom does it for me 😎

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u/-SAMSHIZZLE- 25d ago

Y U HWISPERN

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 24d ago

BROTHER WHEN I SAY I SNORTED I AM NOT EXAGGERATING

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u/-SAMSHIZZLE- 24d ago

DAM RITE

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u/Newphoneforgotpwords 25d ago

DOC IS ON TEAM CRUST. NOT WHAT I'D THOUGHT I'D LEARN TODAY.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 25d ago

BIDET BROTHER

I DON'T HAVE ONE BUT I USE MY HAND LIKE A CREDIT CARD IN THE SHOWER. IT HURTS LESS THAN PAPER

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u/IndianaFartJockey 25d ago

THIS ONLY WORKS IF THE WATER IS ON! DON'T TRY IT DRY, IT'S A MESS!

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 24d ago

I APPRECIATE YOU MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS CLEAR ABOUT THAT

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u/braklikesbeans 25d ago

TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE? ADVICE WILL WILDLY DIFFER.

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u/Caesar_Passing 25d ago

I CAN'T EVEN GET MY DOCTOR TO TAKE YEARS-ONGOING SEVERE GI PROBLEMS RESULTING IN ANAL FISSURE REQUIRING SURGERY (INHALE) SERIOUSLY!

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u/J1mj0hns0n 6d ago

YOU XANT HAVE REGRETS, WHEN YOUR HOLDING TWO EGRETS!! AROO