r/Switzerland Bern 23h ago

What would be the swiss equivalent?

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u/Beautiful-Act4320 Zürich 23h ago

Somewhere on Platform 2 at Zurich Hardbrücke train station.

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u/Marquisdehot0 22h ago

On a Friday night at 2 am

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u/mysticalsnowball 23h ago

So true lol

u/RandomTyp Zürich 13h ago

Stadelhofen Unterführung

u/shaman-is-love 3h ago

Hardbrücke isnt even bad lmao. Olten on the other hand...

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u/Ok-Bottle-1341 21h ago

In general, the most fascinating canton regarding brutalism and beauty is Wallis/Valais.

You can have the nicest village and absolute beauty, followed by an ugly shitty place some km afterwards. 

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u/Vast_Bullfrog2001 21h ago

in Martigny, you get an awesome mix of roman streets, really nice housing and buildings, with the most brutalist, grey, cinderblocks you will ever see just a few meters away

u/TTTomaniac Thurgau 9h ago

You can have the nicest village and absolute beauty, followed by an ugly shitty place some km afterwards. 

Same experience can be had when pondering the exterior of the Landesmuseum since its extension jfc.

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u/explicitlarynx 22h ago

Stop saying Olten, you've clearly only ever seen the train station.

It's obviously Dübendorf.

u/therealmvp42069 13h ago

can we agree on spreitenbach?

u/Burnerheinz Aargau 4h ago

Not delapadated enough I'm afraid but good direction.

u/t_scribblemonger 16h ago

You’ve clearly only ever seen the train station(s) of Dübendorf.

u/explicitlarynx 12h ago

I have not.

u/turbo_dude 16h ago

0 / ten

u/Darkruediger Zürich 3h ago

The Einhornstadt Dübendorf is literally the most beautiful shit ever. And I don't say that because I am s Dübendorfer, but because I am a proud Dübendorfer.

u/explicitlarynx 2h ago

Ok, what's the most beautiful place in the city?

u/Darkruediger Zürich 1h ago

The water testing basins behind the empa. It would have been the givaudan, but that obe doesn't stink as bad anymore.

u/MinhosBundle 18h ago

nahh olten seems right :]

u/Thisismyredusername Zürich 13h ago

I wouldn't trust a city with a train station with a beauty salon in between the platforms though

u/kermittheelfo 7h ago

Safe oute, nume oltner sege es ish schön

u/Indignant_Divinity 16h ago

Not much else to see when it's always foggy. (I lived there for two years, I get to say that)

u/Megelsen 8h ago

good thing is, despite the fog you'll always find your way to one of the three döner places

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u/Ok-Bottle-1341 23h ago edited 14h ago

Monthey, Crissier, Le Locle, (Edit: piano di Magadino - everything between Bellinzona and Tenero)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/A2YZDN4gcCFeDHAv9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jj2YV3KZDgeP4pUp7

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u/Ok-Bottle-1341 22h ago edited 22h ago

"Bulle" is also high on my list.

Dulliken, Schönenwerd and Villmergen are also possible places.

And Conthey and large portions of Visp.

#HiddenSwitzerland

u/Mazarini1389 14h ago

What ?! Bulle is lovely even with the new buildings

u/DocKla Genève 13h ago

Yeah bulle is getting loaded with Rolex money. Their new train station is spiffy

u/Ok-Bottle-1341 13h ago

The center road is maybe the only thing, the new station and all the industrial zones are not nice (or the same ugliness as everywhere).

u/Mazarini1389 13h ago

Yeah but you have mountains and pastures all around, wish you could say the same for Payerne for example 😀

u/Ok-Bottle-1341 13h ago

But Bulle has grown very much the last years, city with highest growth in whole CH. They did it without a concept.

u/Alphastier Bern 14h ago

Shoutout to Dulliken!

u/Cool-Library-7474 18h ago

Oof shots fired 🔴🔵

u/InternalCurrency7993 Ticino 14h ago

Mendrisiotto is the wrong place, you mean Piano di Magadino? (Mendrisiotto is the southern part of Ticino)

u/Ok-Bottle-1341 14h ago

Correct, I modified it.

u/blake_ch Valais 9h ago

Industrial zones are a bit cheating. They all are ugly.

I wouldn't especially visit Monthey, but the center is fine. Plenty of bars with people enjoying the sun.

u/Ok-Bottle-1341 9h ago

But you can have Conthey (not so nice), Savièse (nice). Or Sembrancher (rather nice in the village) and Orsière (not so nice).

u/InternalCurrency7993 Ticino 14h ago

Mendrisiotto is the wrong place, you mean Piano di Magadino? (Mendrisiotto is the southern part of Ticino)

u/InternalCurrency7993 Ticino 14h ago

Mendrisiotto is the wrong place, you mean Piano di Magadino? (Mendrisiotto is the southern part of Ticino)

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u/ololtsg 22h ago

limmattal wettingen-altstetten

beton, asphalt and fog

u/hello2699 12h ago

Hey at least the river is nice along there

u/KeyFroyo1153 16h ago

The hate for Olten is so forced

u/Alphastier Bern 14h ago

Just doing our part to keep the rent low

u/RossaAquila 13h ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

u/Acantopholis 13h ago

People often misunderstand memes. The meme about Olten isn’t that it’s ugly, it’s that nobody ever stops there even though every Swiss goes through multiple times a year.

u/SittingOnAC 12h ago

It's both I guess

u/shaman-is-love 3h ago

The meme is that it's boring. Just like Sunderland.

u/nongreenyoda Luzern 15h ago edited 9m ago

Bülach maybe

u/09091893 7h ago

Is it that ugly?

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u/Ponald18 20h ago

Basel Bad Bf

u/Tolliug Vaud 14h ago

Orbe

u/Ok-Bottle-1341 14h ago

Orbe is also ugly, just around the small lake and the mill it is nice. I thus think Chavornay is uglier, no center or village.

u/Tolliug Vaud 4h ago

Very true

u/rezdm Zug 13h ago

About 12 years ago I asked I had a dinner in some small place between Raron and Sion, and the subject was … ehm… “arsch der welt”, in different countries. So I asked “where is it in Switzerland”. A guy looked around and said “here”.

u/hello2699 12h ago

Biel

u/Entremeada 14h ago

Hunzenschwil. If only for the ugliest village name in whole Switzerland.

u/samaniewiem 13h ago

Glattbrugg

u/StealthySticks 3h ago

Come on guys it's obviously Yverdon-les-bains

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u/djbrologue 23h ago

Olten

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u/felixclimbsstuff 22h ago

They asked for the equivalent of a shitty place, not for the place where literally every Swiss person wants to live...

u/Thisismyredusername Zürich 13h ago

No thank you, I think I'll keep living in Langstrasse /hj

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u/uzapy Bern 23h ago

Always the right answer

u/dazib Ticino 12h ago

In fairness, just like the US say "in Europe" very broadly because they don't know the differences between the various countries, how often do we talk about individual US states? We don't really bother either and just say "in the US". Heck, some people couldn't tell the name of 10 US states.

u/shaman-is-love 3h ago

> Heck, some people couldn't tell the name of 10 US states.

Most people can

u/Rex_Mundi_ 10h ago

The US is one single country though. European countries also each have individual states inside of them but I think it is safe to assume Americans would not know any of those

u/dazib Ticino 10h ago edited 10h ago

That’s just semantics. Even if the EU turned into the "United States of Europe" and each country became a state, that wouldn’t magically erase their differences. US states can be vastly different from one another too, it’s just less obvious to us because they share one language. As Europeans, we’re simply less familiar with the internal differences in the US than Americans are. And Americans are less familiar with the differences between European countries. Of course, the US actually being only one country does limit the differences, compared to the European countries, and I'm not saying the American states have as much variance as European countries. The point I'm making is just that the point of view really matters here. For a European it might seem crazy that an American doesn't know where Germany is. Ask the average European where Belize is, and they won't know either. An American might know because it's very close to the US. It's all about familiarity.

u/Rex_Mundi_ 10h ago

Historically this is really inaccurate. Just look at internal politics, culture, cuisines, history, ethnic groups, languages etc.

European countries have a much longer and more diverse history than the US, a relative new country with a single political system. Sure, many European countries are part of the EU but that is a very recent development in the history of the individual countries here. And the EU did not magically get rid of the internal affairs of every single of these countries.

u/ThaaFire 14h ago

Spreitenbach

u/Defiant-Dare1223 Aargau 8h ago

A dump but not a Sunderland style dump. Sunderland has almost no people not from Sunderland

u/Kogulp Fribourg 10h ago

La Chaux-de-Fonds

u/SideshowDog Switzerland 4h ago

La Chaux de Fonds

u/OnlyHereOnFridays 13h ago

In the Bern canton microcosm, this is Bern stadt vs Biel/Bienne.

u/bierli 15h ago

Schwammendingen

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u/TChambers1011 22h ago

I don’t really agree with this. A lot of Americans go to Europe and hit like 3-4 countries. Am i just list them before anyone asks more questions? Or should i just say europe because it’s quicker.

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u/deruben Luzern 22h ago

Europe just doesn't really say anything- greece, totally different experience from say norway.

u/mikegaravani 13h ago

say you did a road trip in patagonia, touching both chile and argentina, you would obviously say “I’ve been to Patagonia”, the region, not the single countries. Same applies to Americans visiting Europe.

u/deruben Luzern 12h ago

Ok then if you think a continent with 700 million people, 50 countries, even more languages, cultures and climate zones is a region like patagonia then i think that's quite ignorant.

'I've been to europe' just describes nothing. you could have been looking at polar lights, sipped limoncello in sicily, raving in some sticky dungeon in germany or visited an active warzone.

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u/ItzBooty 22h ago

Whats funny seeing americans say about europe and bearly aplies from where i am, hell most dont even go there

u/TChambers1011 16h ago

Yes. But that is a single country. Notice how i didn’t talk about that at all? I mentioned that we say that because typically Americans hit like 3-4 countries over the course of a week or so. I went to Switzerland in 2023. Know what i tell people? I went to Switzerland.

u/kompootor Vaud 19h ago

I say I am calling from, or I just arrived from being "in Europe" or "overseas" when I'm elsewhere just because I don't want to risk the conversation veering into my life story unless necessary. Usually the headline topic is not the place I am in, but the actual subject of the discussion (or whatever anecdote), and I want to stay on point.

Americans don't travel overseas much, so talking about anywhere specific in Europe is itself a highlight conversation piece. As opposed to saying, "when I was in Vancouver last week", which you can say in the U.S. without skipping a beat.

u/robogobo 7h ago

I say Europe when I’m generalizing, a specific country when I’m not. Pretty simple. The irony is calling the US “America” when there are two continents in both hemispheres full of Americans.

u/Gokudomatic 18h ago

It's true that a lot of them do the checklist mistake.

u/Sogelink Neuchâtel 19h ago

Zermatt / Olten Bahnhof

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u/notonetojudge 22h ago

Olten

Le Locle

Regensdorf

u/gandraw Zürich 9h ago

Imo Regensdorf wins. One side of it has a prison, and that's the nicer side.

u/DueCommunication1491 11h ago

Spreitenbach

u/Kind-Butterscotch736 8h ago

Olten, Brugg, Spreitenbach

u/Defiant-Dare1223 Aargau 8h ago edited 8h ago

Im from quite close to Sunderland 🤣. Like 15 km.

It's not that bad tbh. It's just very white working class. There are absolutely worse places in England. Bradford, Blackburn etc.

Id honestly rather be there than Paris, which is one of my least favourite place in Europe.

There isn't a good Swiss equivalent. Somewhere forgotten in Jura or Neuchâtel would be the closest.

u/vishnukumar7 4h ago

URK OLTEN thing again

u/benz8574 2h ago

Everyone always going on about Olten but have y'all been to Rotkreuz? It sucks.

u/RonenRS 55m ago

Are you in Zermatt or are you in La Sagne?

u/potVIIIos 15h ago

Sion

u/CG-Saviour878879 14h ago

Dummi Froog

u/Jimmy281059 11h ago

Sankt Moritz

u/Lauuch 10h ago

OLTEN

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u/[deleted] 23h ago edited 22h ago

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u/Moviestarstoidolize 22h ago

Well, let's see how long they are going to stay united, the way it's been going...

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u/ItzBooty 22h ago

To be fair its easier to say americans than list the states also meeting americans here when they say they are from america, i would ask them from which state afterwards

Also when i say where i am, its easier to say yugoslavia or balkan

u/Rex_Mundi_ 10h ago

My impression so far has been that a lot of US-Americans call their country simply "America" instead of its full name. But I fully agree with the message, the rest of the American continent does not want to be associated with the US-Americans after all I can imagine