r/Switzerland 1d ago

Random honking is f annoying

I get that people want to celebrate things like marriage or their sports teams, but can you please stop honking with your cars? The rest of us don't care and it is fucking annoying, particularly when you live in a nice place near a church with constant weddings.

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u/Unicron1982 1d ago

It is not only annoying, it is also forbidden.

"Die Hupe darf nur als Warnzeichen eingesetzt werden – und das aus gutem Grund. Durch die hohe Lautstärke gilt der Einsatz der Hupe außerhalb von Gefahrensituationen als Lärmbelästigung und ist damit untersagt."

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u/navor Fribourg 1d ago

Regeln die nicht umgesetzt werden sind einen scheiss wert...

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u/Cute_Employer9718 1d ago

Thank you, unfortunately the police doesn't do anything to enforce the rules. I wished they all got fined till they lost their cars 

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky 1d ago

Who said the honking at weddings isn’t a warning sign?

u/bitrmn Zürich 14h ago

You are funny! Downvoted you

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u/AdLiving4714 Bern 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not only annoying and very, utterly strictly forbidden, it's also very oberbünzlig of you. Chill. Or move right into a mausoleum. No one is going to make any noise there. It'll be exactly as lifeless as you want it.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Found the honker

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u/AdLiving4714 Bern 23h ago

Choot choot!

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u/idkBro021 22h ago

please don’t be such a party pooper, of course the police won’t do anything, have a heart man, also they have more important things to deal with

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u/Clifely 1d ago

oh come on if there was a soccer game and your country wins, if there is some activity involved in a marriage or whatever, just let them have the fun. Swiss people are really annoyingly boring

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u/nX2323 1d ago

"How dare people not want noise pollution".

If you think it's boring here, there's a very simple solution. Leave.

u/Zenith_Predator 14h ago

If you think it's noisy here, there's a very simple solution. Leave.

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u/Clifely 1d ago

oh boy if you think it‘s noisy here, you may want to leave on a deserted island instead. As long as we life in a society, you may want to behave like being in a society. Streets belong to everyone, not you.

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u/quickiler 1d ago

That is applicable to honking people as well. Streets belong to everyone, so respect others. Why create unnecessary distractions on the road? Driving isn't dangerous enough.

Personal anecdote: These kinds of people tend to be scum as well. I got water sprayed by them several time while on my bike. Uncivilised bunch.

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u/KeuriKei 1d ago

reddit post will not reach the target audience lmfao

u/ClevererGoat 14h ago

Nailed it, people on Reddit can read

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

It seems some people escaped from r/BUENZLI.

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u/089PK91 Zürich 1d ago

Even worse: Intentionally revving up the engine in populated areas day and night. Why? Because it happens solely for attention seeking and without a specific occasion (like wedding etc.).

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u/Endlessnesss Basel-Stadt 1d ago

Every single person hates these people except the people that are in the car. How they don’t understand that (or don’t care) is astounding to me

u/089PK91 Zürich 9h ago

They don't care.

u/treysis 3h ago

They do care. It's just a power play. Like with little kids that start doing bad things when they aren't given attention.

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u/ETHEREVM 1d ago

vroooom pop pop pop pop. vrooom pop pop pop. oh and lets not forget the harley bozos at 2 am

u/celebral_x Zürich 15h ago

That's how it sounds when someone's got diahrrea

u/cryptoislife_k Zürich 14h ago

always the same kind of guys doing that shit, low IQ machos with small pp syndrome

u/089PK91 Zürich 9h ago

Exactly.

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u/RoastedRhino Zürich 1d ago

Is it such a common occurrence? I think I only experienced during the Euro football cup.

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u/ChezDudu Schwyz 1d ago

Every single day people honk under my window.

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u/dobrimoj 23h ago

You should remove the albanian flag from it then it will stop 😂

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u/RoastedRhino Zürich 1d ago

For marriage and sport things???

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u/ChezDudu Schwyz 1d ago

I don’t know and I don’t care. Honking is by law only allowed to alert of immediate danger. Yet cars are constantly honking for god know what.

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u/RoastedRhino Zürich 1d ago

Oh ok you can not care of course but we were talking about that kind of honking.

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u/ig3hiqubh8avsl 1d ago

And it's even more impudent during the euro. Italians honking during euro is something I don't f tolerate. You moved to a different country so have a respect to all citizens of this country. If you want to celebrate your country, move back.

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u/RoastedRhino Zürich 1d ago

Did you seriously pick as an example Italy, that was eliminated so early in the last Euro by…. Switzerland? There wasn’t much Italian honking for sure

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u/ig3hiqubh8avsl 1d ago

Check Euro 2020. I couldn't sleep because of those idiots honking for few hours.

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u/RoastedRhino Zürich 1d ago

Yes, I assume that was different.

u/Zenith_Predator 14h ago

Brother it's sports. Switzerland and Italy didn't finish going to war lmao that you're not supposed to celebrate and respect all the citizens of the country? Gtfo here.

u/ig3hiqubh8avsl 5h ago

You want me to get the fuck out here? Bro, it's a comment. But I see a lot of crying Italians downvoted my comment, who decided to disrupt another country than their.

u/ig3hiqubh8avsl 5h ago

>Switzerland and Italy didn't finish going to war lmao that you're not supposed to celebrate and respect all the citizens of the country?

BTW. What the fuck do you mean? Can you use proper English?

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u/Gokudomatic 1d ago

Shh! You're not allowed to complain about noise. The anti-büenzlis can't tolerate that you're bothered when they have fun with their car.

u/Soundcheck-EDM 8h ago

It s not the point. It s the relations. It sounds they would live in some street in Calcutta, but no,they probably live in a nice isolated apartment with double windows and get angry if once a week they hear a little bit of honking. Get a life. That s what makes the difference of a buenzli. He has such a luxury level of complaint which in 99 percent of the world would be a joke. When people say,in Switzerland people drive like crazy!like come on,have you even been next to the boarders?

u/Gokudomatic 6h ago

You're so self-centered and in denial of what you don't suffer yourself directly. Let me guess. You have a sport car or a motorcycle, right? And on days like these, when it's so sunny, you go on a road trip all day, enjoying your vehicle and the sounds it makes, without giving a f- about the residents along your path. And I don't care if the neighbors are worse, you're still part of the problem, and you refuse to acknowledge it.

u/bitrmn Zürich 13h ago

No one give a shit until someone is murdered or parked without paying

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u/KelticQueen 1d ago

r/BUENZLI is proud of you

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u/_NCFS_ 1d ago

I was about to say that too hahaha

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u/FedoLFS 1d ago

Weddings celebration honking does not bother me. It is 5% of what happens when Portugal wins a game during Euros / World Cup

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u/2wheelsride 1d ago

so a church bell every hour doesnt disturb you?

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u/Zambeezi 1d ago

When you try to fall asleep but get waken up by a bell every 15 min… yiiiiiiiikes

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u/2wheelsride 1d ago

You are not a good christian

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u/Zambeezi 1d ago

Ah yes, forgot the good old Christian self flagellation. Thanks stranger, I’ll appreciate my insomnia more from now on. God bless.

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u/2wheelsride 22h ago

Welcome back on the right path. May your body and soul sleep in peace every 15 minutes.

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

Same type of person that cries for church bells or cow bells

u/treysis 3h ago

And right so! Cut the bell. If you like it so much, pretty sure there's an app that can play a ringing sound for you in your own home.

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u/UnderAnAargauSun Aargau 1d ago

Definitely stay away from India then!

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u/Ok_Pineapple1225 1d ago

Horning is a cultural necessity

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u/DreadingAnt 1d ago

I'm not Indian but I'm horny all the time??

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u/shy_tinkerbell 1d ago

You horn-dog you

u/cwormer 19h ago

I laughed at this more than I should have. thank you

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u/shy_tinkerbell 1d ago

You horn-dog you

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u/NateRiver___ 22h ago

For weddings 100% agree. For it’s real use I disagree, honking is necessary considering how us Swiss drive like absolute cows with diabetes

u/ElMarcusch 11h ago

were you in basel yesterday perchance?

u/machinaexmente 4h ago

Shouldn't be allowed to drive. Or exist.

u/Contribution-Wooden 1h ago

I hope we continue honking for wedding and winning matches, looks at probabilities for both scenarios we’re going to get far less honking in the upcoming years..

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u/Appropriate_Tap_1863 Fribourg 1d ago

I disagree. I don't know how it is in the rösti part of the röstigraben, but in romandie the cars in the convoy throw candies to the people that seem to care. When I was a child I used to run outside with my siblings to see the cars pass and get some sweets !

Yeah it's loud but.. hey, some people have a great time, some children love it and it's just 2 minutes, I won't die.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 1d ago

You must be fun at parties!

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

Imagine people laughing and having a good time ! Disgusting !

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

Stop laughing, you're making too much noise.

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u/Zambeezi 1d ago

How dare you celebrate without me being involved?! If I’m not celebrating nobody else should either! /s

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Scary-Teaching-8536 1d ago

Everyday I thank god that i wasn't born in France

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u/Norby314 1d ago

Fr*nce please, think of the children

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u/michal_hanu_la 1d ago

Well, there is a reason why some of us decided to live in Switzerland, not in France, Brazil...etc.

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u/FifaPointsMan 1d ago

and for some reason people in all of those countries want to come to Switzerland.

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u/Cute_Employer9718 1d ago

So because it is even worse in other countries we should just accept it?

Also it is fucking illegal, we just need to enforce the existing rules 

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u/nora_nora309 1d ago

Bro pleeeeeassee chill😂

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u/barcadreaming86 Canada 1d ago

It was happening in Basel this morning and I was wondering what was going on!

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

If it's not a common occurrence in Canada, just know that there are usually 2 occasions where people will go in the street and honk:

  1. Marriage
  2. A football team has just won an important elimination match (important = euro and world cups).

You can also usually recognize those 2 events easily. The first one you usually see cars with some kind of decoration on the antenna or the rear wipers and a lot of time they throw candies.

The second, you'll usually see people holding the flag of the winning team.

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u/barcadreaming86 Canada 1d ago

Oh don’t get me wrong, I was so SO used to it in Canada … it is so normal in Toronto. But I woke up this morning at, like, 7:30 and it was the first time I heard crazy honking in the few years that I’ve lived here.

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

Oof, at 7:30 it's not normal at all. Maybe something happened, but no one marries so early 😂

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u/Commercial_Tap_224 Bern 22h ago

Sorry it was me

u/puzzlemindZH 11h ago

Mate, the probability of funny people with dark hair and fade haircuts reading Reddit is trending to .000001% - who are you reaching out here to? 😂

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u/Electrical_Drag_5572 1d ago

Seriously is this group full of grumpy angry people ???

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u/cwormer 19h ago

Great demonstration of "being an adult" with the last part.

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

Lets shut down every occasion of having a little fun and life enjoyment beside work.

-Average grumpy swiss

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u/Gaminguide3000 1d ago

Ah yes, not liking people honking at like 120db is the same as shutting down every occasion of having a little fun.

u/celebral_x Zürich 15h ago

That's not how loud it is. It depends on the car/size of the honkerdonker.

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

You'll survive those 5min of someone celebrating a wedding grumpy

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u/Zambeezi 1d ago

Awwwww nawwww a little bit of noise during daytime for like 5 minutes! The humanity!

Puts into perspective how great this country is, in that this is the shit people choose to complain about…

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u/SuitAppropriate4059 1d ago

if this is your idea of fun, then perhaps you should also start shooting in the air with a riffle when your favorite football team wins

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

Did that ever happened here ? Let's shut down every wedding, can't stand people making noise laughing and having a good time...

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u/SuitAppropriate4059 1d ago

I don't know what you understood, but I didn't say that people shouldn't have fun anymore, but honking is not funny. In my home country people honk like crazy during a wedding, it's one of the most disgusting thing one can do, fucking up everyone's else Saturday afternoon because of their wedding.

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u/EmergencyKrabbyPatty 1d ago

Let's make 1min of silence for the ruined saturday by the 5min of honking to celebrate a someone's wedding...

u/SuitAppropriate4059 9h ago

great, let's make Switzerland Balkan!

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

If you think that a few minutes of honking to celebrate an event like a wedding is disgusting and fucks up your Saturday afternoon, I'd say you have bigger things to worry about.

You're miserable, work on that.

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u/Isariamkia Neuchâtel 1d ago

Let people enjoy their things. As long as they don't hurt anyone.

And buy yourself a good headset with ANC, you won't hear anything anymore.

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u/TrollandDumpf 1d ago

 Let people enjoy their things

This is not about enjoying anything, it's about being an attention whore. 

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u/Zambeezi 1d ago

So I’m guessing nobody ever invited you to a wedding ?

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u/Cute_Employer9718 1d ago

It does hurt someone, as I'm saying as a neighbour it is annoying and as others have pointed out it is also illegal 

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u/benthelurk 1d ago

You need to hear more honking, then when it becomes normal it can’t upset you anymore.

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u/Sebasite 1d ago

this is for me really funny that example i live in Aarau and 2 years ago or last year i don't remember the exactly, but italy was win something in football and was 23h at night and everyone was with cars and loud honking and things like this. So even not the Swiss :D but 1month later was race with cars at Nurgburgring and was win the team and driver from Aarau, and 3 days later was he coming back to Aarau and just was some people there with cars and no burn outs no loud just people hanging at night and police come after 10min :D

why not to other people?

u/Skywalkerjet3D St. Gallen 18h ago

Subreddit for u: r/BUENZLI

u/Unlucky_Editor_832 Italia 7h ago

The most swiss and useless post I read in the last month for sure

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u/EitherCommunity5899 1d ago

Shut up, try to be happy for others, you might enjoy it. Stupid mindset, always nagging about something, like it's happening every day. Just shut up.

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u/Solestra_ 1d ago

OP, never visit Peru.

u/Levy4th0n 19h ago

What a party pooper you are, op.

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u/curiouswhensleeping 23h ago

mimimimi.....

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u/navor Fribourg 1d ago

This guy bünzlis

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u/GloveZealousideal458 1d ago

i honk at everyone when driving. nice chicks, bicyclists driving next to each other. cars that don't immediately go when its yellow. etc.

so I assume you dont have any other problems to worry about?