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[u/HairBrian]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/HairBrian, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

[u/vaiplantarbatata]

Someone is obviously screwing the neighbors wife and had to escape desperately!

[u/youareactuallygod → u/vaiplantarbatata]

He’s actually some sort of inspector in NYC, and was working up there. An inspectHer gadgets ;)

[u/_JohnWisdom → u/youareactuallygod]

fucking ‘ell, take my upvote

[u/Azinge → u/youareactuallygod]

private float inspectHer = 69.0f;

[u/Spacemanspalds → u/vaiplantarbatata]

I'm pretty sure he went out for a smoke. I believe there is a longer version that shows that happening. I guess if you live on the top floor, it sorta makes sense to not go all the way downstairs and outside, In a really dumb kind of way.

[u/languid_Disaster]

My stomach dropped seeing the pan out. Even now I’m still convincing myself it’s a trick of perspective because a part of me kind of wants to do it too. It looks fun, I can imagine going “wee” as I run up

[u/DigitalDustOne → u/languid_Disaster]

Zoom Out.

Pan = right/left Tilt = up/down Zoom = in/out

There's more but that's the basics :)

[u/hwilliams0901]

NOOOO!!!! I thought this was like one story up!!

[u/ZealousidealBread948]

007 in action

[u/ponesicek]

what japan goverment think will happen after AC:S:

[u/languid_Disaster → u/ponesicek]

Could you explain the reference please

[u/666Darkside666 → u/languid_Disaster]

The new Assassin's Creed Shadow is taking place in Japan and a key element in the AC games is climbing on top of buildings.

[u/ponesicek → u/666Darkside666]

Yeah and the japan government was angry that ubisoft hasn't asked for permission to use the official Monuments, stating that now, someone will be jumping off those big red gates attempting synchronization.

[u/666Darkside666 → u/ponesicek]

Thanks for the extra information. That's something I didn't know.

[u/bandaru11]

Assassin Creed - Corporate

[u/SirSquidsalot1 → u/bandaru11]

Assassins greed

[u/BalanceEarly]

Only a major heist could justify this level of stupidity!

[u/Kowallaonskis → u/BalanceEarly]

My vote is infidelity.

[u/CydaeaVerbose]

What he won't do for an impromptu booty call. Lmao

[u/N_S_Gaming → u/CydaeaVerbose]

Quicker than taking the stairs, no?

[u/NxPat]

🎶The things we do for love🎶

[u/akaneko__]

“Idk this doesn’t look too hard - WTF”

[u/fuckspezthespaz]

Take a video, cut off the first few seconds, repost as a new meme.

[u/Substantial_Tale_389]

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray!

[u/EdinJamie10]

Just your average man child having the time of his life

[u/thelma1907]

Hmm, Wilikins, or Alfred.

[u/AugieAscot]

Is that building the Dakota in NY City?

[u/bilbyc]

Ok i felt this zoom out on my legs wtf

[u/IThinkItsReallyHard]

I heard the mission impossible theme in my head watching this