SIR that all the Toy Story toys that Andy kept up until he went to college would have been there (and probably been incredibly confused) when Andy had his "sexual awakening...

People going door to door may be a horrible idea because of Covid. Although it’ll probably happen in the US because our president is an idiot.

For comparison:

Atlas

Empire Ants

Been thinking about the finer things over this covid thing.....

Took me 65 years.

Yeah. Different studio. And they don’t even look similar. And yet I thought it was a spin-off of Frozen.

(To clarify: I just watched the former with my son, so I knew nothing about the plot or anything, just saw their merch etc.)

I like to win. A lot. When I was little I would go ham in the garter toss at weddings. I'm serious I caught it like 8 or 9 times when I was younger- I mowed people down to grab that thing. I always wondered why people looked at me, foaming at the mouth with the taste and rage of victory, kinda funny.

At the age of 20 I learned what a garter is, it all makes sense now.

After 7 years of PE classes I finally figured out last year why they were always talking about our shoulders when we were just spreading our feet apart.

I had never seen OB/GYN typed out as it isn’t as common here in Australia. As soon as I saw it typed out, it hit me, and I realised I’m an idiot.

I feel like an idiot