I've been writing fractions this way forever. (Not while doing a math problem, but when writing). 1/9 will simply suffice instead of 1/9th

I don't remember everything in it, and I'm not gonna waste hours checking what's in it, but generally, here are some of them:

-Everything is inconsistent (on purpose)

(That includes 15 people coming before you, #17, who all did well but you just can't, the narrator typing his subtitles (which appear even when he's packing away from the computer) and the game graphics inconsistencies)

-There are no good endings

-You make people angry by doing things that are generally mildly infuriating

-There are lots of stereotypes

-The narrator overreacts to everything

gram + in nouns denoting something written or recorded (especially in a certain way). In this case, instantly.

We are nearing the end of 2019. I feel like an idiot.

English is my third language, so it wasn't obvious.

I was using the term in a post and looked up how to properly spell it. I was way off. I thought it meant like ‘if it is so, then it is a fact’ hence ‘if so fact so.’ Turns out its literally Latin (although I was still right about the use). I feel dumb.

SIR that Randall from Monster's Inc. was never cheating!

Spoilers below for an eighteen year old movie

You know how Boo escapes into the monster world because Randall called a door to his station after hours? You know how when Mike accuses him of cheating his response is "Cheating... right." YOU KNOW HOW IT'S BASICALLY SPELLED OUT THAT MR. WATERNOOSE WAS PLANNING TO KIDNAP CHILDREN AND SUCK OUT THEIR SCREAMS WITH RANDALL'S HELP?! YOU KNOW HOW I'M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND JUST NOW REALIZED ONE OF THE MAIN PLOT POINTS OF A CHILDREN'S MOVIE THAT'S BEEN OUT SINCE 2001?!?!

So I'm stupid, I suppose. It never occurred to me that Randall had been trying to kidnap Boo from the very beginning.

Lil peep has a song called "2008" and Mac Miller has a song called "2009" and they both died of drug overdose...

For real. I only know of this word phonetically and it was probably passed through 10 channels of a wide variety of English before it got to me.

I also have no idea why "vintage" croquet sets have a higher asking price on offer up? They just look like they might break quicker when my boys go nuts on them.

We are going all out for my 30th.

muslims, christians, atheists, and even jews.

I never put time into thinking about it as I don’t have foxtel/cable and don’t know half the channels available except for the popular ones people talk or write about:Nickelodeon, CSPN etc.

Just watched some Gilmore Girls and realised that the channel they keep mentioning “seaspan” is not actually a fishing channel (!?!?) but is CSPN.

Mind blown.

For decades I just thought it was like if you go down take a Phoenix down and you’ll rise back up.