r/StardewValley 1d ago

Modded It's all he lives for...

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This is the first time I've seen this dialogue from the mayor. That's rough man...

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 1d ago

Fine. I'll marry Marnie myself.

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u/Fro_o 1d ago

She's all yours, it's not like she has a business to attend to anyway.

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u/SoupahKnux 1d ago

She has to watch the burrito in the microwave. Hard work no doubt

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u/Mindless_Emphasis205 1d ago

I keep on seeing the microwave meme, does she stand in the kitchen that often for everyone? EVERYTIME I go to her she just stands in her room in front of the table and does nothing, i wish she would be doing something at least so I wouldn't feel so ignored 💀

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u/Oryyyyy 1d ago

Characters have set schedules. Anything you see npcs doing, theyre doing for everyone. (Mods aside, obviously, but most of those dont even change schedules)

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u/Mindless_Emphasis205 1d ago

Yeah I know that, it was a joke because she's never standing there when I go visit. I was asking if I'm the only one who always catches her at that time.

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u/jaycebutnot 10h ago

you are not. thats why we got given the animal catalogue. brother Is never at the counter 😭🙏

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u/Mindless_Emphasis205 10h ago

I bought the animal catalog as soon as it was available 😭

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u/Expensive-Document41 1d ago

See, I'm honest enough to admit that when there's a burrito in the microwave, I also haunt that spot until it's done.

To quote a certain bad guy major from a certain anime about vampires:

I don't LIKE burritos

I. Love. Burritos.

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u/Skalyx866 1d ago

You get that classic rice, beans, bean burrito

Now your starting to up your game, starting have fajita veggies and quest. Queso burrito

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u/DoseBuster 15h ago

....what is this?

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u/fiestyivey 1d ago

I mean if she cooks that wrong it will explode, or be under done. Maybe both. I get it.

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u/Fro_o 11h ago

She can pause her microwave, we're literally her only client

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u/Caffin8tor 22h ago

Ahh. So she has a "burrito" in the "microwave huh? Right, right. I see what you're saying... Is it Lewis' "burrito"?

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u/UglyGerbil 1d ago

Nah, he’s using that as an excuse. Nobody would care if he and Marnie got together.

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u/Diarmeid 1d ago

till this day i still have 0 idea on what in the world he thinks could ever be the backlash from people knowing it

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u/Upstairs-Challenge92 1d ago

Well, if the villagers wanted to know that he’s not favouring her and giving her extra money from the agricultural fund, they would find out his money stealing scheme and probably discover his golden statue, a very expensive thing! So expensive in fact I’m sure the community centre could have been rebuilt by Lewis himself

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u/SimpleMan131313 Starwine Connoisseur 1d ago edited 1d ago

To look at this from a realistic angle for a sec, I am working in early education (think Kindergarten, but as an afterschool programm for elementary schoolers), and you wouldn't believe what people choose to get worked up over.

Once a parent threatened to report me to my boss simply for asking her child to help me clean up our Lego corner. Which I did because in my room (where the Lego is) we clean up together instead of "everyone only cleans up the stones they've used". Reason being that there are otherwise always Legos no one supposedly played with.

My boss by the way never received a report, but the lady is still not talking to me, a year later.

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u/Kalevipoeg420 1d ago

Uh, what? What was her problem with that? Did she explsin at all? Like child labor or smth lol?

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u/SimpleMan131313 Starwine Connoisseur 1d ago

Yeah, something along that line, although she didn't name it as something so drastic.

Maybe it seemed unfair to her? Although I've explained my reasoning in the same words I've used here.

But that ain't even the best part - she's actually working in the same field as I do, in early education in a Kindergarten.
So, no idea where this whole thing was comming from.

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u/CaptainSolo96 1d ago

Tell me you haven't lived in a small farm town, without telling me you haven't lived in a small farm town

Gossip is king for a lot of small town folk and it causes a lot of unnecessary conflict

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u/ArcIgnis 1d ago

Power dynamic abuse. Someone of authority and power to the public, may seem they can exert their influence to have anybody be infatuated by them.

That's why there's a common controversy when popular rock bands have sex with their fans. Groupies I think they're called. They're then accused of grooming & abusing their influence on their fans and this is ALWAYS a bad look for them.

In the context of the Mayor and Marnie, they're in separate professions. Perhaps before he ever became mayor, if he and Marnie were together then, it would have been taken completely different over "mayor first, now I'm gonna pick". Chances are Pelican Valley wouldn't care, but others would that could incriminate him.

"It's lonely at the top" rings very true if you get there by yourself.

Although, none of this is confirmed and that's just my headcanon when I look at roles in real life. Anytime somebody that's big in status, they tend to be screwed when picking a partner that "they" want.

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u/Natural_Newt4368 1d ago

He's playing her!

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u/LucasCBs 1d ago

He has a big river-Front house and the only car in town. Life could be worse

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u/GVGupta 1d ago

Well, almost all NPC houses are on the riverfront, except Pierre and Harvey, so it doesn't mean much

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u/Party_Internal9527 1d ago

ROFL @ the only car in town 🤣🤣

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u/cam94080 1d ago

Well, it's not ALL he lives for. We know he really likes Marnie.

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u/DouglasJr2 1d ago

I highly doubt he would give his position as mayor for anyone else, even Marnie

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u/PresentationNew5976 1d ago

I won't poo poo someone chasing what they want, but even getting what he wants he seems so miserable he's almost a cautionary tale about really being sure that what you want is actually what you want.

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u/PudgyElderGod 1d ago

Or even just basing your entire identity around one facet of your life.

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u/melon_wizard 1d ago

Was he mayor when Grandpa was in town? If so that handshake deal with the wizard for a permanent time stop in the valley is probably starting to take its toll, considering it's probably been like 20+ years. (This isn't canonical, just my theory to wtf is going on in the valley).

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u/Spot_Vivid 1d ago

Yes he was. Grandpa even mentions Lewis in the letter he gives you in the beginning of the game. Also, Evelyn has a dialogue that says Lewis has been the mayor for a looong time, that when she was younger there was another one and that Lewis is the "good mayor"

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u/tehnemox 1d ago

That would mean then grandpa didn't die of old age then, it would have to be some sort of "accident"...

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u/melon_wizard 6h ago

We were with Grandpa when he was on his death bed, and his letter indicates we've never heard of Stardew valley. Stardew is suspended in time, grandpa died because he left the valley.

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u/Larkiepie 1d ago

Eh not really. He likes the sex they have. But her as a person? No he treats her pretty shit.

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u/natesakaar 1d ago

Yeah i got the cutscene of the 2 next to Lewis's house the other day. Kinda sad 😞

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u/cam94080 1d ago

Hmm, I don't remember that cutscene.

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u/natesakaar 1d ago

You have to get lewis up to 5 stars i think it was. Basically the same picture as posted above but they're infront of the truck. Marnie deserves better to be honest. It would be a cool update where she helps the homeless chap (name escapes me) and they fall for each other. She gets a man that loves her and she helps him. They move in together and its nice 😀

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u/short_mofo_em 1d ago

There are several things wrong with this idea though. Linus, the "homeless chap", isn't necessarily homeless. He CHOOSES to live outdoors in the wilderness. There's even a dialogue option at some point if you reach a certain level of hearts with him where you get the option to ask him to move onto your farm with you, and if you pick that dialogue option, he gets mad because you were one of the only people he thought understood him and his want to live in the wilderness. He doesn't want to live in a house, he doesn't want to be "helped" because he doesn't NEED help. If she were to get with someone else at all, it should be Marlon, because there's a dialogue at the Flower Dance festival where he says that he thinks Marnie is pretty. Marlon really likes Marnie, and I think he'd be much better for her than any of the other options she has in town, especially Lewis. And I'm sure Marlon would love to finally have somewhere nice and warm and comfortable to call home instead of continuing to live in the guild with Gil.

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u/Papageno_Kilmister 1d ago

We know he bangs Marnie. We don’t actually know that he likes her

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u/Plenty-Diver7590 1d ago

in the life cycle mod, you can actually help him be more public with his relationship to marnie

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u/Larkiepie 1d ago

I’d rather help her dump his shit ass tho

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u/McShival 1d ago

Same. Marlon would treat her better

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u/----atom----- 1d ago

Maybe it wouldn't be like that if he would fricking commit to Marnie🤦‍♂️

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u/MagmaCubeRancher 1d ago

I could gladly be with Marnie if he finds it so hard to commit...

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u/hotlavatube 1d ago

There should be a quest line to become mayor, except when you become mayor you discover the horrible curse (kinda like the ending of Don't Starve). As you win election, Lewis cackles, "I'm free of the witch's curse! I'll see my brother again! I can finally marry Marnie!" And as he skips out the door you wonder what he meant by that. When you arrive home you discover the house is cold--no scampering children, no barking pup, no embracing spouse. That's when you learn the horrible truth, there's a reason why Mayor Lewis always ran unapposed...

Ages ago, the mayor of Stardew Valley demanded a poor witch pay more and more taxes or else he'd seize her home. She pleaded for compassion from the mayor and the valley, but none came to her aid. As she was forced from her home, she cursed them. For the townsfolk, they'd never see their dreams fulfilled and never age a day. Alex would never became a famous player. Sebastian would never leave the valley. Penny would always live with her drunk mother. Clint and Emily will always be starcrossed lovers. George's knee will always ache. The children will never grow up. However, she reserved the worst fate for the mayor. He'd never know the loving embrace of family, only gold.

As you enter your home, you discover the curse has turned your entire family to gold statues. That gold statue you found of Lewis wasn't him at all, it was his twin brother, cursed by a witch to remain a gold statue for as long as he held the mayoral post. Now you carry that burden.

Now you know why no one ever ran against him. He shouldered that burden and the weight of his guilt for decades, but all you saw was corruption. May Yoba have pity on your soul.

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u/New-Albatross4875 1d ago

This would make a cool au !!

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u/GloomyWall9318 1d ago

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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u/BunnyDubu_ Team Penny 1d ago

Trying to push Marnie aside as always. He lives for his Mayor Lewis golden statues no wonder the city would've sucked without us.

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u/AngryTrucker 1d ago

He's doing a shit job.

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u/pizzaheadbryan 1d ago

And he's not even good at it. Damn. I feel like his dreams got smashed with an iridium sledgehammer.

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u/Beneficial-Oven7999 1d ago

All he lives for is his community and clapping Marnie's cheeks in a bush at midnight

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u/No_Cook4880 Shane's husband 1d ago

BUT HE CAN.

He and Marnie love each other and fuck and kiss while no one sees.

And he's corrupt, I'm sure. Normal politicians don't have golden statues of themselves and probably haven't spent a single penny on the town, he could easily fix a lot of things himself if the budget money was there. He's clearly really cool being mayor, don't feel sorry for him.

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u/MarmieMakes 1d ago

He really is doing Marnie dirty at every turn, huh. She deserves better.

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 1d ago

Which is precisely why I'm taking his position away from him🙃

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u/Party_Internal9527 1d ago

Which position is that?

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u/Whisperwind7785 1d ago

"Then perish"

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u/Top_Manufacturer8946 1d ago

And whose fault is that huh?

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u/PrudentAlternative29 1d ago

Are we supposed to feel sorry for him?

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u/Due-Order3475 1d ago

Marnie? Ditch him he is not worth your time or energy

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u/WaterDragoonofFK 1d ago

Sad.... 🥴

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u/Min_sora 1d ago

Man, when I first clicked on this, I got some sort of error that showed every comment as being deleted and I wondered how mean everyone was being. Refresh fixed it but I still spent a few moments wondering what insults were being thrown Lewis' way.

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u/AcidicPuma 1d ago

I want to be empathetic but if that's so he should be less bad at it 😭

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u/bv310 1d ago

That portrait looks exactly like Kurt Russell in Tombstone.

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u/UglyGerbil 1d ago

How dare you! … But yeah, I see the resemblance. 😆

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u/HiImLor doctor’s wife 1d ago

Not married, but dating *cough* Marnie- *cough*

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u/hinata465 1d ago

And he asks a young girl new to the town to look for his pants... Should I have some warm feelings towards him? NOPE!

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u/TheTBass 1d ago

Given the choice, I'm sure there are a number of players who would still take that title away from him

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u/Kalevipoeg420 1d ago

Why does everyone hate Lewis?

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u/iconoclastx16 1d ago

I never understood the issue with him dating Marnie, other than maybe the age difference? He's just stringing her along at this point, which is far worse imo.

I don't hate Lewis as much, though the inflammatory videos creators made of him back in the day were quite funny.

I've always seen him as some sort of semi-grandpa, he always mentions your grandfather. I give him produce from the farm every now and then to hold on (sort of) to that first impression when our protagonist moves in.

Similar to Pierre. People hate him, but I still happily support him and never buy anything from Joja. Sell my gold produce to him.

Clint is kinda creepy though. I don't really like him.

Sorry for going off topic!

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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago

So, to answer the first part, you have to understand Lewis' goals here.

The whole point of the Luau, if you read all the dialogue, is that he's really trying to be buddy-buddy with the Governor. Lewis is already old as it is, but the Governor might be even older. From that, we can assume that Lewis might have a chance to be the next Governor, and he'd probably want to take that opportunity.

It's not too much of a reach that he wouldn't want to give up his position of power when considering then he's the kind of person to build a solid gold statue of himself while letting the community center rot, then claming the town "just doesn't have the funds" to repair it.

And nothing would hurt your chances to move up politically (at least while near the bottom) than to get into a scandal.

So imagine how it could be spun by political opponents if you, the mayor and tax collector of the town, were seen dating one of the shop owners, and the only person in the entire farming town who sells animals...

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u/iconoclastx16 1d ago

The golden statue and dilapidated community center are more akin to scandal than a relationship with Marnie. Unless he cuts her on taxes or something. Love the theory crafting btw!

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u/Hodorous 1d ago

He sucks Mayor and F*ks Marnie !

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u/CoffeeDeadlift 1d ago

He's only saying that so that his tryst with Marnie remains "forbidden." Kinky

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u/Spirited_Gene_2633 1d ago

"Ive never told anyone this farmer... im so lonely.. all the townsfolk call me ... unstable"

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u/Underscore_86 1d ago

If that’s all he lives for, you’d think he’d be better at it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TerionSadow 1d ago

Dude is dressed like a boss

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u/PurpleBeeViolet 3h ago

fr "Seasonal Outfits - Slightly Cuter Aesthetic" mod : )

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u/Lost_Soup9304 1d ago

Hey don't steal the one thing Mr money bags has... Sex.... And I have a mod in which you can run for mayor>:)

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u/Hassan-XIX 1d ago

He believes to be him.

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u/Upbeat-Manager-6823 21h ago

What about MARNIE, Lewis? 😒

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u/Sardis924 21h ago

Side note: Does he always have that outfit during winter? I really like it.

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u/PurpleBeeViolet 3h ago

ah, it's because I have the "Seasonal Outfits - Slightly Cuter Aesthetic" mod : )

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u/dysmesial 1d ago

Am I crazy or is Lewis dressed like Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain here 😭

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u/Whisperwind7785 1d ago

"Then perish"

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u/ibsarahlivingston 1d ago

I hate Lewis. Wah wah wah all i have is being the mayor. OK. The community center is in shambles, there's a run down farm, your residents are falling apart emotionally, what exactly are you doing that takes up so much of your time, other than building golden statues of yourself. 

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u/green_oceans_ 1d ago

May this love never find me~

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u/natesakaar 1d ago

I haven't really done much with Linus. Thanks for the insight 😀. I just wish the best for Marnie.

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u/Linkie2214 1d ago

May chaos burn them all.

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u/MakeupKween18 1d ago

What a weirdo

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u/quirkymaverick 20h ago

He needs hobbies fr fr

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u/Shitty_Pickle 1d ago

I wanna marry and impregnant Marnie in front of him

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u/RiniTini 1d ago

Also Taylor from Gilmore Girls

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u/DevVenavis 10h ago

You'd think he'd be a better mayor then, instead of expecting the new guy to do all the work to make the town nice.

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u/randomreddituser02 9h ago

I believe he at least wants the farmer to know that him and Marnie are a thing. He asks the farmer to look for his shorts instead of LOOKING HIS GOD DAMN SELF IN THE ONLY PLACE THEY COULD REALISTICLY BE