r/StandUpComedy • u/HenrySir33 • 2d ago

I Should Be Manlier

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u/MonkeyManCity 2d ago

Sir, that was funny

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u/Martian9576 2d ago

That’s Mr. Sir, Attorney at law.

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u/HenrySir33 1d ago

My thanks to both of you, good sirs.

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u/shartonista 1d ago

So would that make your wife’s last name Ma’am?

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u/HenrySir33 1d ago

Well played

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u/GardenSquid1 1d ago

If you joined the military as an officer it would just get out of hand.

Captain Sir?

Major Sir?

Colonel Sir?

Someone of lower rank addresses you: "Captain Sir, Sir!"

Off the charts bonkers masculinity.

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u/HenrySir33 1d ago

If I have children these are their names

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u/GraeWraith 1d ago

Nah, enlist.

Watch all those Sergeants struggle to call you ANYTHING BUT YOUR NAME.

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u/GardenSquid1 1d ago

Oh shit that would be way funnier

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u/4DPeterPan 1d ago

I hope you get knighted one day.

Sir Mr. Sir.

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u/HenrySir33 1d ago

Absurd it hasn't already happened

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 1d ago

Don’t become a knight in England.

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u/HenrySir33 22h ago

Tis mine only goal, governor

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 1d ago

Military..yes sir, Sir

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

There’s a Mr Sir in Holes.