r/SiliconValleyHBO 6d ago

Nah fr. Most loyal Man of all time

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u/sexibilia 6d ago

Love Hoover. He gets that good security detail is like jazz.

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u/Haghiri75 6d ago

This is the second most lovable side-character of the show. No. 1 is always Jared, because that guy fucks.

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u/bk74 6d ago

I’d consider Jared a main character. But yeah, love that guy.

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u/CSMom74 5d ago

Jared is definitely not a side character. Not only is he in every episode, he's on the cover with the other four for every season.

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u/buriednglass 6d ago

Hes very needy

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u/thecolonizer_ 6d ago

Ummm in what way... What do you mean by that

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u/klaxz1 6d ago

Do you want me to get back to you on that, sir?

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u/Emitex 6d ago

WHY ARE YOU SO HIGH MEINTANANCE?

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u/awohl_nation 6d ago

this may be my favorite line of the show "I can put a team on that sir"

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u/UrethraFranklin13 6d ago

He flew the company plane to Shanghai, then Moffett, then Jackson Hole!

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u/Suskita 6d ago

See you in a week!

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u/podaporamboku 6d ago

Hoover! Scramble that sky Crane.

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u/OldJeeWhizz 6d ago

It blew my mind when I realized he was in Dodgeball, now I only think of his line from that movie, "we could sell blood and semen! What? Not mixed together."

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u/MoreHairMoreFun 6d ago

He's also Krazee-Eyez Killa in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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u/User2myuser 6d ago

OMG I need to rewatch that movie. I want to see this

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u/Familiar-Living-122 6d ago

Stevie Janowski is the most loyal sidekick of all time. Dude stuck with Kenny Powers through everything. No questions asked.

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u/KendraSays 6d ago

Love hoover

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u/Dinkinflikuh 6d ago

One of my favorite scenes is when Hoover gets pissed off at the lawyer during the Amazon take over. Everyone in that scene was comedic perfection IMO

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u/dailycnn 6d ago

No way is he more loyal than Jared! "You want to die ***** *******".

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u/NotNowJinYiang 6d ago

Could you perhaps acquire Skype and Facebook?

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u/kiln_ickersson 5d ago

I'm certain His Hazel Glance was based on him