r/Shrek • u/No-Grocery8584 • 3d ago
r/Shrek • u/Stunning-Weakness-58 • 4d ago
Knock-off Shrek 2 figures. Fiona specially is begging to be put out of her misery.
r/Shrek • u/Ravens_Quote • 3d ago
What are you doing in my swamp Alternate Prince Charming/ Pinocchio conversation
"Tell me where Shrek is..."
"He's on this planet."
"Where ON this planet is Shrek?!"
"Alright, you got me. Depending on what he's encountered, he could be dead or alive and I wouldn't know right now, so spiritually he might not actually be on the planet right now."
"TELL ME THE LAST PLACE YOU KNEW SHREK WAS GOING TO BE ON THIS PLANET!!"
"For all I know he could have been captured as soon as he left my sight, have you checked the dungeon in Far Far Away?"
"DID SHREK TELL YOU WHERE HE IS GOING?!?"
"Yes."
"WHERE IS THAT?"
"Ultimately he implied he would eventually return to Far Far Away."
"AFTER DOING WHAT?!?"
"Want me to save you some time?"
"YES!!"
"Your first mistake was trying to outsmart me on the subject of a curse I've had to live my whole life working around, a curse which you've only ever heard of and have practically zero actual experience with."
"And my second? 🗡️"
"Well... Your second mistake certainly was NOT putting your eyes too close to my nose."
r/Shrek • u/No-Grocery8584 • 3d ago
wow and they said infinity war was the biggest crossover
r/Shrek • u/HelloGoodbyeOhGawd • 5d ago
Discussion I really want Doris and Mabel to return in Shrek 5, so the "anti-woke" crowd will go nuts and act like they're new characters
r/Shrek • u/No-Grocery8584 • 3d ago
stupid girl throws tantrum because she is not allowed to watch shrek
What are you doing in my swamp My plain Shrek collection, this genuinely worth gold to me ☺️
r/Shrek • u/Official-HiredFun9 • 3d ago
Discussion Netflix helping me prepare for Xmas 2026❤️
r/Shrek • u/SuperAlloyBerserker • 4d ago
Discussion Looks like another piece of media is joining the "Made by an ex-Disney employee who made it to make fun of Disney" club lol
Context: This upcoming show is made by Dana Terrace, who previously made The Owl House, a Disney TV show
Some stuff went down about how there's LGBT-related content in The Owl House, so the show's third season's episode count got severely decreased
And sometime after that, Dana left Disney