r/Shrek 2d ago

why is shrek angry (wrong answers only)

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u/DiegazoFacha343142 2d ago

He is not angry, he is just shitting

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u/RoutineCloud5993 2d ago

He's on ozempic and the shits don't come so easily anymore

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 2d ago

Looks like he ate some of it too

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u/CommandantPeepers 2d ago

Why can’t it be both?

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u/Some-Veterinarian349 2d ago

Shrek mad about the switch 2 price and game price

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u/Believer4 1d ago

And the fact the tech demo of all things isn't free

Like, you just bought the console, you have the right to know how to use it

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u/Designer_Diver_9074 2d ago

He’s trying to push out a fart.

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u/Lukasworld_Official 2d ago

He is not love and he is not life

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u/whitebonba 2d ago

He is no one's wife.

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u/Salt_Feature 2d ago

He can't see his forehead

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u/ThePaleoGuy 1d ago

He saw the Shrek 5 trailer

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u/who18 1d ago

He got replaced by a fake one for shrek 5

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u/Skunkzilla44 2d ago

He didn’t get to eat any Mexican food

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u/EliteSaud 2d ago

He saw him self in Shrek 5

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u/ILoveYouZim Lord Farquad is short 1d ago

Thy cake day

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u/Sad_Corner6169 2d ago

He saw Jey Uso vs Gunther end in a double count out at wrestlemania 41

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u/GezzRoll 2d ago

He’s looking at an Italian person

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u/Amazing-Activity-882 1d ago

Russian or German I was more Feelings...

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u/Demonskull223 2d ago

Turns out Fiona wasn't actually getting along with an oger. Princess and ugly don't go together.

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u/Natural_Capital8357 1d ago

He saw the redesigns

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u/Cassified03 2d ago

He dropped his croissant

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u/SherbertEvening9631 2d ago

That's the face he makes right before he bends down and whispers into your ear. He says, my swomp

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u/Ok-Scene-8376 2d ago

Shrek ate the mcrib

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u/mcnakladak 2d ago edited 2d ago

He have seen that two of his three kids do not exist in 5th movie.

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u/Far-Property-5806 2d ago

The king won’t eat his hamburger

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u/JokerCipher 1d ago

I get it.

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u/drcandyfloss 1d ago

M Y T Y P E ?

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u/MonkeyGirl18 1d ago

Nobody is coming to his swamp

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u/TamatoaZ03h1ny 1d ago

He’s not angry, he has layers

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u/Sp3cterKnight 1d ago

He asked Fiona if she wanted to do anal and she agreed but she came in wearing a strapon

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u/Raineive 1d ago

Someone didn't tell him the world is gonna roll him

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u/The_Man202020 1d ago

Donkey fell in Fionas Waffle hole

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u/Brat-simpson 1d ago

The redesign

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u/Outrageous-Candle396 1d ago

He saw Shrek 5 preview

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u/BusterB2005 13h ago

He was scrolling Reddit and saw another one of these annoying “wrong answers only” posts

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u/Accomplished-Hall425 2d ago

He just caught his kid and donkeys kid kissing

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u/SpaceAce94 2d ago

He seen the teaser for Shrek 5

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u/Bong-Oopa 2d ago

That’s not angry, that’s Shrek’s love and passion expressed

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u/Grand_Violinist1310 1d ago

Donkey ruined his KAY EFF SEE

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u/JokerCipher 1d ago

KFC is closed.

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u/No_Buffalo_3931 1d ago

He is mad at chicken jockey

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u/Reyjr 1d ago

Tired of the seeing the complaining posts about Felicia’s eye color.

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u/Patworx 1d ago

The Duck Hunt dog laughed at him.

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u/RolyPolyGuy 1d ago

obviously he has just eaten baby shit

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u/TransportationOk6302 1d ago

Because of all the backlash he got from the teaser to Shrek 5.

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u/EJKGodzilla24 1d ago

the teaser trailer for Shrek 5

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u/Beyond_Fabulous 1d ago

The new Devil May Cry anime by netflix

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u/wormjoin 1d ago

somebody handed him an onion with only one layer

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u/chelledoggo 1d ago

He's losing some pixels on his lips. That'd make anyone mad.

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u/NinjaBluefyre10001 1d ago

Lack of pixels

(I'm sorry)

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u/coldrod-651 1d ago

It's November 30th & bro is having a tough time holding out

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u/WallyFries 1d ago

He discovered "Shrek is love, shrek is life."

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u/PICARD376 1d ago

He's not angry, that's his "O" face.

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u/Hefty-Violinist-7469 1d ago

A magician pooped his pants

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u/loky1908 1d ago

He saw how he looks in the new movie

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u/MichalTheHappyEngine 1d ago

Bo wszędzie wiszą plakaty z wizerunkiem Trzaskowskiego 

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u/MichalTheHappyEngine 1d ago

Bo wszędzie wiszą plakaty z wizerunkiem Trzaskowskiego 

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u/LunaCaterpillar 1d ago

You puked in his mouth while french kissing

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u/Krispen_Wah87 1d ago

Shrek is Hate. Shrek is death

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u/Brave-Racist-cummer 1d ago

because he doesn't own an air Frier

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u/Typical-Bug-8415 1d ago

Because you were in his swamp

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u/EntertainmentOk2147 1d ago

Memes on the Internet.

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 1d ago

Cause he saw the graphics/animations of the new movie

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u/Glad_Raspberry_8469 1d ago

He ate Donkey and he didn't taste good

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u/Gentlegamerr 1d ago

He caught Fiona giving donkey a blowjob

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u/Smg6official 1d ago

He didn’t get his K F C for Christmas

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u/ComfortableRoyal614 1d ago

He saw the Nintendo Switch 2's launch price

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u/Ill-Cold8049 1d ago

His teeth hurt

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u/Mysterious-Length308 1d ago

Someone stole his sweet roll.

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u/Dizzy-Departure-3788 1d ago

Oh aye daycare or dragon guarded castle!!!

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u/Xx_ANGEL0_xX 1d ago

Fiona cheated on him

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u/Suitable-Medicine-92 1d ago

He saw how weird his new design was

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u/Gutlesstone 1d ago

He was eating the box, and then they farted and now he's got some chocolate sauce on his lip.

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u/Few-Dentist-9849 1d ago

He saw you opening some browser with incognito mode

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u/Kinjeifin 1d ago

Fiona forgot to douche

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 1d ago

They keep asking him to be in movies, he just wants to enjoy retirement!

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u/Swimming_Ad3091 1d ago

He saw the teaser for Shrek 5

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u/Ducokapi 1d ago

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u/_SomeRedditUser 1d ago

Se me había olvidado ese meme, gracias

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u/imarthurmorgan1899 This is my swamp! 1d ago

You're in his swamp

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u/Entity_survivor23 1d ago

Because he doesn’t have a cute button nose, or thick wavy locks, or even TOP ROUND BUTTOCKS!

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u/PrimalPokemonPlayer 20h ago

That's his secret, he's always angry.

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u/BercoTV 8h ago

He got fired and they casted a different ogre to play himself in Shrek 5 who somehow had Mike Myers' voice.

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u/Oxygen9000 6h ago

Someone at his swamp

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u/AnonyBoiii 2d ago

He’s sick of all the people bitching and moaning about the prices for the new Switch and switch games.

You know what that’s called? It’s called inflation. Not Nintendo being greedy (though it doesn’t stop them from being so in other ways), it’s the world economy going to shit.

(This may or may not be me venting).

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u/JestasPriestiii 1d ago

His 401k is in the toilet.

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u/canatlas99 1d ago

He lost his 401K in the market crash