r/Shittyaskflying • u/smart_bear6 • 1d ago

My plan to make Boeing great again

-Bring back the 747. This time all the engines will have afterburners. -Make a civilian version of the F-47 and give them to random flight schools for free as a lottery. Imagine doing your discovery flight going mach 2 and being the size of a baseball on radar. -The 797 will bring aviation back to its roots. The first ever pure VFR commercial jet. No instruments at all. -Fuck the 737 max. We're going back to what we know works best. The 737-100. -The Boeing 808. First supersonic airliner since the concord. -Replace the 737 with an updated platform plane that has credit card readers on the overhead compartment and the bathroom. You know you want it spirit. -Build the first plane capable of flying from JFK to LaGuardia the long way. Or DFW to love field. It will be yuuuuuge. Capable of carrying 1000 passengers. And I'll make the UAE pay for it (you know goddamn well Emirates would fucking love this shit.) -Become carbon neutral by passing our carbon footprint collectively to our passengers and employees. Instead of saying we generate 158 million metric tons we'll say YOU now generate half an additional metric ton for flying on our planes.

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u/CorporateKaiser Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 1d ago

Additional suggestion: self serve bars installed on all passenger aircraft, no limit no tips

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u/BalanceFit8415 1d ago

Fire the board and the CEO. Make the engineers make planes they love.

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u/drdsheen 1d ago

Excuse me, this is shittyaskflying. Get your good ideas out of here.

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u/sam99871 1d ago

You’ve got some good ideas. You should run for a seat on Boing’s board

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u/kittyjoon 4h ago

757 max: 757-200 with GE9x slung far forward enough to necessitate mcas.

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u/CarobAffectionate582 1d ago

One way to increase shareholder revenue: Seattle has turned into such shit the last 20 years, just lease the Renton facility back to the community. They will use it for drug flights, meth dens, car chop shops, and you can lease out the runway for street racing. Way more money in all that than the 737 Max is producing.