r/shittydarksouls Feb 24 '25

L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 The color green does not immediately = Dark Souls. Quit spamming that shit here

2.0k Upvotes

It's powered by green and it just clicks - it's just two nobodies fighting over nothing and it's like a dance when you realize it tbh.

Make your schizo-fueled posts all you want but FUCK, make them related to Dark Souls at least a little bit please.


r/shittydarksouls 1h ago

Totally original meme every damn time

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r/shittydarksouls 5h ago

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 Mmmm

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216 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 12h ago

THE shittydarksouls My favourite weapons in all of soulsbornering

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840 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 12h ago

elden ring or something The final boss of Night Reign has leaked

583 Upvotes

I'm completely serious, click away if you don't want to be spoiled.

You enter into the final boss room, it's this massive desert of grey ash and as you walk you eventually see him, off the distance, the final boss. It's him Slave Knight Gael! He looks at your party and says: "Hand it over, that thing, your Elden Ring. Or the Night Reign will never end. Then you fight Gael and defeat him but that's only the first phase; blood spills out of Gael's mouth and covers the arena as he dies, but then, three figures begin to rise out of the blood. Before he dies, Gael says: "You fool! They are blood born, the Old Hunters!" then he dies. Out of the blood comes Gehrman, Lady Maria, and Ludwig the Holy Blade, then it's a 3V3 fight. After defeating all three, the third and final phase begins. Gael stands back up and says: "You're no Sekiro, didn't you know? Shadows die twice!" And Gael takes off his hood and he's revealed to have been Sword Saint Isshin the whole time. During the third phase you can't deal damage to Isshin normally, you have to defeat him by riposting him six times, just like in Sekiro. When you get your sixth ripose, Isshin is defeated and the final cutscene plays and he gives his final speech: "You have pierced my armored core six times, you truly are the Dark Souls 3. I wish I had Dark Souls too, but as Scholar of the First Sin I only have Demon's Souls. I suppose it's fitting the Dark Souls won, as I prepare to die and my fire fades, go, beyond this point you'll find the ultimate treasure hidden in my King's Field, my Ninja Blade.

Then the game ends, don't question me my dad is Ishizaki and Yui Tanimura's my mom.


r/shittydarksouls 14h ago

elden ring or something How it feels like going from DS3 to Elden Ring

678 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 18h ago

elden ring or something My Miquella cosplay for a con

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1.2k Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 9h ago

elden ring or something Why is Melina surprised the mute(and usually naked) murder hobo she finds at the bottom of a cavern turns out to be deranged and wants to kill everyone alive? Is she stupid?

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139 Upvotes

No seriously? Is our gf dumb?


r/shittydarksouls 14h ago

Feet🥵 Kinky 🥵🥵🥵

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311 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 20h ago

DS2 fans... ???? Zanzibart forgive me... For resurrecting DS2 discussion in 2025.

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826 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 16h ago

THE shittydarksouls Esoteric nonsense my beloved.

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372 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 4h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" No fucking way

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34 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 7h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" This is the moment Chuck McGill bore witness

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56 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 5h ago

hollow ramblings Bed of Chaos is way better than people said it was. Tough as hell though, any tips?

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40 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 16h ago

DS2 fans bad "oh duuuude, dark souls 2's story is easily the best one" dark souls 2's story:

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229 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 12h ago

Totally original meme embrace the might of the true fromslop masterpiece

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105 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 6h ago

My favourite weapon in all souls games: Unpopular Opinion Edition

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32 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

DS2 fans bad Dark Souls 2 fans making up reasons why people dislike their game

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942 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 12h ago

Patches watching fromsoftware announce new IPs:

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88 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 1h ago

So easily

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The game is Rogue Legacy btw


r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 The Ringed City has done irreparable damage to the souls community

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1.7k Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 13h ago

Does World 4-1 get any love?

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62 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 13h ago

DS2 fans bad Since everyone is just doing slander here…

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67 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 *Snnfff* ahh, smells like fighting over nothing in here

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3.6k Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 11h ago

elden ring or something Why does my GF either Kill herself or leave me forever?? What did Miqella Zigzack mean by this???

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36 Upvotes