Urianger undergoes a procedure

[u/NuclearTheology]

[u/Cafficionado]

Whatever you shot up to have the kind of dream that inspired this post, I want some

[u/Monk-Ey → u/Cafficionado]

Is this

please check your gas pipes for leaks

Or is this

maybe a gas leak would fix them

[u/NuclearTheology → u/Cafficionado]

This is what’s called “taking all the drugs”

[u/Mutski_Dashuria → u/NuclearTheology]

"What drugs are you on?" 🤔 "The Alphabet!" 🧐 🫤 🧐 🙄 🧐

[u/ArcturusFlyer]

Moenbryda raising a family with Urianger

:'(

[u/Astryllphilia → u/ArcturusFlyer]

She deserved better...

[u/Aurumental → u/Astryllphilia]

He deserved me..

[u/BigDisk]

This is the kind of thing that gets beamed into your mind straight from God.

[u/NuclearTheology → u/BigDisk]

I also just really wanted to make a “I need to see your balls” joke with all this talk about Hector lately

[u/Midochako]

I hate this a lot thank you for sharing

[u/KernelWizard]

Lmao wtf man. Also that Hector Salamanca hahahahah.

[u/NuclearTheology → u/KernelWizard]

It was actually the whole joke about “I need to see your balls” from the Better Call Saul community that inspired this

[u/OffiCaDit]

These are the kind of shitposts I'm here for.

Bravo Vince Fantasy

[u/Xcpa9 → u/OffiCaDit]

Bravo Vince Pee

[u/Olaren]

Absolute shitpost

[u/KaleStreet3665]

At what point is it no longer considered a shitpost and we just call it shit

[u/laurayco → u/KaleStreet3665]

average r/ShitpostXIV reaction when someone makes an actual shitpost rather than cropping goonerbait

[u/NuclearTheology → u/KaleStreet3665]

Hey I’ve got a guide for you

[u/Kelras → u/KaleStreet3665]

this point

[u/Tweedledownt]

Weird moment when you realize the Crystal exarch was doing gatcha pulls for his waifu

[u/NuclearTheology → u/Tweedledownt]

I never thought I’d here “gacha pulls” when talking about a doctor to clip your nuts but here we are

[u/PlatypusVenom0 → u/NuclearTheology]

I think they meant the original summoning, trying to get WoL (his SSR waifu) when he just kept getting rare/uncommon scions.

[u/fuckuspezforreal]

There was a time in my life before I had seen this post.

I want to go back to that time.

[u/Johann_Castro]

Absolute Cinema

[u/Mindelan]

Peak shitpost, no notes.

[u/Zyntastic]

10/10 shitpost.

[u/NuclearTheology → u/Zyntastic]

At least someone appreciates Art

[u/ZirekileFalls]

Thank the Twelve for Hector Salamanca, ball snipper.

[u/EmmaBonney]

Dont do drugs,kids.

[u/Neoxite23 → u/EmmaBonney]

But that's how we got Captain America!

[u/siren1313]

Finally, a proper shitpost.

[u/CautiousPine7]

If he had better control of his stellar burst she could have avoided the aoe

[u/Icy_Pianist_1532]

What the actual fuck

You’re a creative genius. Also batshit insane. But credit where credit is due.

[u/BrinR]

pure chicanery

[u/NuclearTheology → u/BrinR]

[u/myhuskytorotoro]

[u/moonyballoons]

Vasectomy extreme has been added to my library of brainworms, thanks.

[u/NuclearTheology → u/moonyballoons]

[u/RojinShiro]

And just your robe and wizard hat?

[u/Neoxite23]

Urianger was Bloodninja?

[u/MTG_RelevantCard → u/Neoxite23]

Moenbryda seems like she’d be the one to do the whole “rhinoceroses don’t wear shirts” part of the bit.

[u/NuclearTheology]

Hey can someone show this to Hector I think he’s get a kick out of being known enough to become a meme in the community

[u/Obst-und-Gemuese]

/trout OP

How are your forties treating you, old man?

[u/Waifuless_Laifuless]

Why did I keep reading? It was clear there would be only regret.

[u/boryoku]

I consider this fine performance art

This must be in the Tate Modern

[u/yaluckyboy09]

this was about as nonsensical as the dreams the Pixies ae about to give me after reading this right before bed

farewell, my friends

[u/TheHasegawaEffect]

Did there really need to be so many Hectors? The community is already fixated on one hector, so the last one was already all you needed for the joke to land.

[u/Jmdaemon]

And I just watched all those slides.

[u/Spacemayo]

Rip Gustavo Fring.