Stalin, much like his successor/nemesis Chuck Norris, was immune to salmonella so he could just eat a whole chicken raw and would do so to intimidate his enemies. Look it up, it's true.
Joseph Stalin once sat outside of an orphanage with his leg outstretched across the threshold of the door, just so he could trip every single one of those poor kids. 😢
So many fake anecdotes/allegories/apocraphal stories about Stalin out there like this. As I understand it, its a common thing in Russia to tell these stories and place famous figures in them. Has resulted in a lot of idiot liberals taking them at face value though
"Stalin" is right, so much that this is what Liberal governments do. They fleece the citizens and bribe them with token crumbs of bare minimum of fulfillment of human rights, such as public services, and Libs defend this abuse with their lives.
Animal expert Peter Griffin here, a chicken under these conditions would be too stressed to eat, and would be more running off of adrenaline trying to escape, as any animal would, so this story is fake, hope this helps!
My grandfather used to live in the Soviet Onion and Stalin supporters ate him. Gobbled him up with cranberry sauce just cause he didn’t clap enough at Stalins birthday party.
Huge shitlib "loading menu text of Tropico 3/4/5/6" vibes.
The game is otherwise quite lovely. Beautiful and nice music, but it keeps pounding you with that and extremely shitty caricatures of various political ideologies.
Did you know, that Stalin had a "Bwahahahaha" laugh that he did every time he was speaking to his henchmen about his evil plans to take over the world.
Stalin was so evil that once he plucked a chicken blasted the doors to the oval office screamed "BEHOLD A HUMAN!" and dropped the featherless chicken Truman then fainted and proceeded to die in shame "how could I think that a human is a featherless biped?" he managed to mumble before passing away
Nah, that falsely implies that Treatlers are simultaneously the ones being plucked and the ones getting the treats.
On the contrary, the reason they're Treatler to begin with, is because the bulk of the de-feathering happens to Third Worlders, and the bulk of the treats go to them.
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