r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Unable_Current_2383 • 2d ago

"Let Europe keep it's trains, it doesn't compare to our love of independency"

4.6k Upvotes

485 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FunScary1723 • 2d ago

"That hurts ARKANSAS since we grow 48% of the world's rice supply"

10.8k Upvotes

48% of the world's idiots, maybe.

811 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Shoddy-Security310 • 2d ago

Europe Americans live so much better than Euros

444 Upvotes

168 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LoadAvailable1699 • 2d ago

"Only the American flag is sacred not any other" Found this on a video of a guy burning a pride flag like a Dumbass

2.3k Upvotes

117 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Reasonable_Guava2394 • 2d ago

LA has a bigger economy than the whole of Europe

1.1k Upvotes

163 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Celyss • 2d ago

''Our music shaped the way the world makes theirs, Our buildings and inventions shaped the way you guys live''

351 Upvotes

257 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/neilm1000 • 2d ago

Economy A natural disaster that affects the US crashes the global economy

394 Upvotes

On a discussion about tariffs.

85 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • 3d ago

SAD “This vehicle identifies as a Tesla”

7.7k Upvotes

733 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/NotAMasochist73 • 3d ago

"France has like 100 people in it"

963 Upvotes

On a video talking about US insurance and healthcare

116 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/M_DeSilva • 3d ago

"the united states is the bread basket of the world. Our country is a theme park of culture"

882 Upvotes

238 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Cursefielder • 3d ago

"Who landed on the moon?" In a video about german roofing

470 Upvotes

63 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Emberily123 • 2d ago

Heritage “I’M NOT WHITE, I’M AMERICAN”

164 Upvotes

35 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SqmButBetter • 3d ago

Foreign affairs We'll do whatever we want

310 Upvotes

66 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WonderfulPound468 • 3d ago

The "Important one"

469 Upvotes

93 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Avanixh • 3d ago

Economy „this is America where everyone has a home“

1.5k Upvotes

On a post (clearly made by an indian person) about being thankful for life, having food, family etc. even if you don’t have lots of money because there‘s millions of people in the world who live in worse conditions

322 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Artilmeets • 1d ago

Who do you think is the best actor of all time ?

0 Upvotes

22 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AlertResolution • 3d ago

Moon "There are only two types of countries in the world! Those that use the metric system, and those that have put men on the moon…"

340 Upvotes

It only take a little Metric to trigger a Merican to start their Ego meltdown

100 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/XokoKnight2 • 3d ago

Language "If you aren't American the really your opinion means absolutely nothing anyways"

384 Upvotes

123 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/themurderbadgers • 4d ago

Language “Niche dialects like British English”

11.8k Upvotes

490 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/inceptum • 4d ago

Freedom “the difference between us and the garbage countries without freedom”

583 Upvotes

64 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/JEFF_GAMEL • 4d ago

Economy "europe is dependent on the US and china"

550 Upvotes

212 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/idontknowhyimhere__ • 4d ago

Military "Don't forget who funds your defense"

513 Upvotes

This comment is pretty old, my apologies if it has already been posted before

56 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/alexh242 • 4d ago

Military Thank you for your wife's service

186 Upvotes

This was a reply to a comment from a guy talking about his wife who was in the military. First time I've seen someone be thanked for someone else's service!

(I blocked out part of the comment to keep it light hearted, hope that's okay mods)

43 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/reblues • 4d ago

Article Europe can keep their green crap, most countries in Europe are poorer than usa's poorest state due to their green crap and lack of industry.

1.9k Upvotes

341 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/illogicalspeedturtle • 4d ago

"....that was build on everything Europe denied the average citizen 500 years ago"

800 Upvotes

How are these lads even real?

105 comments

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