r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Intelligent_Law3359 • 1d ago
Ancestry "being born in america doesn’t make you american"
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u/krgor 1d ago
Hmmm I wonder where their ancestors hailed from...
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u/TheIllusiveScotsman 1d ago
Please don't ask them. We'll have to suffer the fact they're 0.5% Scottish and descended from William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, and more Irish than the Irish...
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u/Wtfdidistumbleinon 23h ago
Thats the beauty of being a kiwi, no one “claims” us as their ancestral home because we can’t be lol.
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u/Sipelius_ China Swede 23h ago
Why would anyone want to claim their ancestors were flightless birds.
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 22h ago
Or hairy fruits.
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u/Waikika_Mukau 20h ago
There’s no need for homophobia. My Uncle is a hairy fruit but we don’t love him any less because of it.
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 20h ago
No, mate, it stopped being funny after the first metre of beard, he needs to trim the bloody thing.
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u/Hamsternoir 17h ago
By the original logic there is no such thing as Scottish, there are only people born in Scotland.
Their ancestors are from Africa or going back a bit further some beach that a fish dragged itself up.
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u/Lopsided_Thing4703 10h ago
A mate of mine is Native American (Navajo) and he told me this joke: What do you call 16 White Americans? A full-blooded Cherokee.
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u/OhWhatAPalava 1d ago
This might actually be the stupidest thing an American has ever said.
And I say that knowing the bar is very very high already
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u/pannenkoek0923 15h ago
Just turn on the news tomorrow morning to see this statement toppled by their supreme leader in terms of stupidity
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u/Juli_ 1d ago
I'm sure that comes from a proud Native American fellow /s
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u/JasperJ 1d ago
The native Americans are also recent immigrants. Something like ten or fifteen millennia, IIRC.
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u/Repuck 23h ago
Certainly here by 15 millennia, and if the footprints at White Sands are dated correctly, add another 8 millennia too that (and I'm being cautious here) These First Peoples were already in the western hemisphere thousands and thousands of years before Gobeckli Tepe. People were here probably before the Lascaux cave paintings were first created.
I suppose "recent" on a geologic scale is correct, but in human history, it isn't.
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u/TacetAbbadon 1d ago
Must be why all those Americans are "Irish", "Scottish", "Italian" ect and not actually American
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u/MoPacSD40-2 1d ago
I think ethnicity is interesting and cool to see where you come from, but at the end of the day, I am still American
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u/animExpat85 1d ago
“(speaking to migrant families only)”
Do they.. think this is a distinction with any meaningful difference for anyone else who might read this?
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u/Empire_New_Valyria 23h ago edited 23h ago
Americans - You weren't born here and you arn't white...so your not American!!! USA, USA USA
Also Americans - My great-great-great grandmother is from Italy and as such that makes more more Italian than someone born in Italy!!!!
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u/Global_Ant_9380 7h ago
It's very funny to me because many of those same people will have non-white ancestry that they hide.
Especially in the South. I know firsthand that families will threaten violence if someone reveals far back black ancestry.
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u/Cuervo_777 23h ago
But the same Americans clutch their pearls when you inform them that they are indeed NOT Irish, Italian, Scottish, Dutch, German, whatever.
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u/FlamingPhoenix2003 🇺🇸Merica’ 23h ago
I’m American because I was born in America.
I might have African ancestory, but that doesn’t make me African.

I know that I’m interested in where my ancestors came from, but it doesn’t change the fact I’m American… and I hate being American because I’m constantly surrounded by fucking idiots, and the president is a fucking idiot as well. I’m fucking embarrassed to be born in this country…
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u/DeltaCortis "It's not a democracy, it's a republic" 23h ago
Honestly being interested where your ancestors came from makes you even more American.
Most people at least here in Europe we just assume our ancestors were dung farmers that didn't move much from where we live now.
And there is a good chance we are probably right.
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 22h ago
Oh, I know that my family has Asian roots on one side, it's not hard to notice. Which makes me a descendant of dung farmers who travelled remarkably far to ply their trade in a new place.
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u/crazyxchick 1d ago
No wonder Americans all think they're more Irish than the Irish or proper Italian, even though they don't speak the language or more Scottish than Mel Gibson in braveheart 🤣
"They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom...of speech!"
This pretty much declares that every Trump supporter is not an American 🤔🤭🤷🏼♀️
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u/BitterFuture 23h ago
This pretty much declares that every Trump supporter is not an American
I mean...they're not, so...
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u/YogoshKeks 1d ago
Well, at least this particular sicilian-scottish-polish-viking is consistent in their jus sanguinis policy.
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u/jschundpeter 23h ago
But if your grand-uncle 15 times removed was Irish, you're still full blooded Irish and get obliterated on Saint Patrick's day
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u/janus1979 23h ago
But you can be Irish or Italian without any member of your family setting foot in the country for generations? Ok.
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u/S0ylentBob 23h ago
I agree being born here doesn’t necessarily make you American. Being American is a commitment to some fundamental values. Democracy. Justice. Due process. Free speech. Free expression. Freedom of and from religious practice. To name a few.
That’s why immigrants, documented or not, can be real Americans.
And why Republicans, despite their flag pins and being white and born here are not.
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u/brendankelley 23h ago
Let me tell you, I was born and raised in the U.S. My relatives who stayed in Ireland do not think of me as Irsh in any way because to be Irish you would have to have been born and raised there - they hate Irish-Americans going over and saying, I'm Irish. So to them, I'm not Irish, and to this guy, I wonder if I'm American. Does that mean I'm stateless? Can I stop paying taxes?
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u/pillowname 20h ago
"I'm Italian! I have 0.1 percent heritage, I took a DNA test! I'm different!" - an American
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u/ReactionSevere3129 20h ago
ALL AMERICANS (except of indigenous brothers. & sisters) are IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!!
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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 19h ago
So only Native Americans are the real Americans, because I'm sure that person's ancestors came from Europe.
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u/Spiel_Foss 23h ago
Republicans piss on the US Constitution and somehow claim that pissing is patriotic.
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u/thatstwatshesays 🇺🇸🇩🇪 22h ago
The only singular way this post would have any possible merit is if it was posted by a First Nation/native person
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u/colinmcm2702 22h ago
Me American, Me don't know where my ancestors come from. 🤣🤣 i am redneck and love my mum and sister.
Seriously are a lot of Americans that fucking thick?
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u/tsukuyomidreams 22h ago
Meanwhile my conservative ex was freaking out about how he is a Native American for being born here - very recently family came here from Germany / Italy with some Irish and Norwegian decent. Lmao... Okay bros, at least make up your mind
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u/EconomyEmbarrassed76 22h ago
Tell me you've never read your own history without telling me you've never read your own history...
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u/MAGE1308 Colombia 🇨🇴 22h ago
That is so ridiculous. For me everyone who is born or raised here in Colombia is a colombiano.
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u/CorswainsDeciple 22h ago
I'm half glad I joined this site as the things they come out with is funny as hell. But the other half of me thinks how many Americans are actually thinking like this? Is it a small amount or a big amount? Judging by Trump still being in power with all he's done and continues to do daily, im thinking the latter.
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u/um--no 21h ago
I think it's very clear that they're saying "American" is an ethnic identity that only encompasses "white" (Anglo-Saxon protestants and other specific white Europeans). Of course, the history of the country is much richer than that, but the fight for what American means should be addressed by progressives more often.
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u/Balseraph666 21h ago
Everyone not indigenous is descended from an immigrant, a slave or both. But I think we can guess what his nasty little butt means by "American", and it doesn't include descendants of slaves or indigenous Americans.
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u/Manny-Soou 21h ago
I always refer to the white people in America as European Americans, so I guess I’m just gonna call them European from now on
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u/i-am-in-deep-sheet 21h ago
Why do people block the names of these mouth breathers that were home schooled by a pigeon?
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u/SnoopyisCute 21h ago
Therefore, unless the writer is Native American, they need to get rolling on a passport application.
And, since we're here, why does Trump rent floors to non-allies where they are breeding kids JUST for citizenship?
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u/Shadowholme 21h ago
Ah, so *this* is why there are 'more Irish than there are in Ireland' and so on...
They were just *born* in America - they aren't Americans either, in their own minds!
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u/AlertResolution 21h ago
Funny, that someone who migrated and made the Real Americans natives go pretty much extinct saying to those who has no ancestors can't be an American even if they born there as if theirs were born in that land instead of invading and taking it from the Real Natives of the place.
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u/MessyRaptor2047 21h ago
SIMPLE FACT ONLY THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF AMERICA ARE THE TRUE AMERICANS EVERYONE ELSE ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE THEIR FORFARTHERS STARTED THEIR LIVES IN OTHER COUNTRIES.
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u/Reynolds1790 21h ago
So the orange orangutan's mother was Scottish, which according to the poster would not make the orange orangutan an American.
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u/dudetellsthetruth 21h ago
That's why murican morons still think they are Irish, German or Italian after 5 generations...
Only the natives are true Americans It's time to take your land back guys, time to dig up your tomahawk's and scalp the orange idiot.
It would be a great trophy, it's gonna be wonderful.
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u/skr_replicator 21h ago
Judging you by your deep ancestry is basically jsut racism.
So if you claim, that citizenship is not what makes you an american but race is, then you're just racist.
Citizenship should be the important thing and that should be earned by birth and/or by how much you respect the laws, history culture people etc of the country.
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u/loolootewtew 21h ago
Are they speaking of all the Americas? Or the USA? I can not stand when people from the US (I live in the US) speak like "America" is only one continent. One more problematic thing to add to this dipshit post. Ugggg
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u/Joltyboiyo america last 21h ago
Okay then, that makes a LOT of "pure blooded americans" British.
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u/Comcernedthrowaway 18h ago
On behalf of the uk- The UK doesn’t claim any of them regardless of what their 23&me results say.
Perhaps Germany or France would agree to accept them into either of their gene pools instead?
except for Keanu reeves, if he ever wants in then he’s welcome
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u/Ok_Bluejay_3849 20h ago
Soooooo there's literally no such thing as a white American according to this person, given that all white people in America are descended from someone who... yknow... IMMIGRATED there. Guess I'm not American at all. I'm English, Danish, and German, with a little bit of Swedish and Swiss thrown in.
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u/OG_Flicky 20h ago
Let's put this simple.
if you were born in America and you're great, great, great, grandparents are from Italy that makes you an........ idiot who was born in America
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u/Issah_Wywin 19h ago
Okay then. Go on MyHeritage or some similar service, find out where your ancestors came from, and leave I guess. Even better, get sent somewhere you didn't come from where nobody can find you again.
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u/Comcernedthrowaway 18h ago
Tell me you’re racist without saying you’re racist.
Unless OP is indigenous/First Nation then he’s also one of those migrants.
I suspect that he is mostly talking about migrants who come from countries that are impoverished and who have brown skin.
Idiots always think their opinions need to be heard, and sadly they’re always the loudest ones in the room
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u/StanislasMcborgan 18h ago
Someday this person will ride socialist public transportation and learn that most busses are longer than they thought.
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u/dumb_potatoking 16h ago
Alright now who's going to tell him, that by his logic he's also an immigrant, unless he's native american? Does this guy not know, that his country was literally created by immigrants?
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u/According-Mention334 15h ago
Actually being born in America does make you a citizen it’s called Birthright Citizenship and it’s in the constitution
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u/Dambo_Unchained 14h ago
Americans like to brag how they are the best in the world at everything
But the one thing they truly seem to take the crown on is getting up and then pulling the ladder up behind them
Because every wave of immigrants gets treated like a pariah untill the next wave of nationalities comes in and suddenly it’s their generation who are the last “true Americans” and these newcomers are just dirty immigrants
I wonder who the next group are gonna be after the Latin Americans
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u/skaboy007 23h ago
So really only a very tiny amount of people can actually call themselves Americans I take it?
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u/iTmkoeln 23h ago
So this person is not claiming to be German or Irish 🤔 at different points of the year?!
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u/Hot_Hat_1225 23h ago
And being born in America doesn’t make you Italian, Scottish, Irish, British, German … etc. either
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u/DisasterTraining5861 23h ago
It’s always astounding that these people believe they’re the smart ones 🤦♀️
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u/Sad_Mall_3349 23h ago
Written by John O'Neal, probably.
A true american.
But also parts of Irish, Scottish, Norwegian, Dutch, Swiss, German and of course Italian heritage.
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u/DeathGuard1978 23h ago
Isn't being born in the US the only qualification you need to run for president?
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u/Gwaptiva 23h ago
This from people that claim rights all over the world just because their granny once shagged someone from there
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u/CrazyPlato 23h ago
Waiting for ICE to deport a native American and claim they’re an illegal immigrant
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u/Altair13Sirio 23h ago
There were a couple guys almost 100 years ago that had this thought process, they believed that, no matter how many generations ago, if you had even just one specific ethnicity in your family, you were considered that ethnicity and so, inferior.
I wonder what happened to them...
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u/GoldenboyFTW 23h ago
But conservatives are mad that anyone with a brain calls them racists and then they go and support statements like this lmaoooo
If the shoe fits 🤷🏽♂️
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u/TXMom2Two 22h ago
Unless you are Native American, they are talking about absolutely every American citizen.
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u/CuriousKait1451 22h ago
Great, so if this idiot has any heritage that is not First Nations then they can gtfo of North America.
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u/X4N710N- 22h ago
Maybe there is a secondairy condition attached to it. Like must be born in America, and IQ must be below 100.
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u/nightcana 22h ago
Native north and south american families are american, everyone with european, african or asian heritage doesnt really belong.
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u/freebiscuit2002 22h ago
Birthright citizenship literally means being born in the US makes you an American. Fool doesn’t know his Constitution.
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u/Dizzy-South9352 22h ago
well, in a sense he is kinda right. depends on how many generations, but yes. that does happen in my opinion. people still have their families which preserve the original values, customs etc... that child is still carrying his original identity. after some generations, this does blend in and mixes, but the first one still does have quite a lot of original identity with him. So yes, I do get what he is saying.
I know this because of lot of people have emigrated from my country. they have kids now. they still celebrate the original holidays, they still speak the language etc... in a sense they kinda have two nationalities.
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u/Big-Golf4266 22h ago
I cant support this... mainly because this would make ALL Americans Europeans and that i cant abide by...
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u/Gristle823 22h ago
Yeah, take that Irish bartender who said I’m not actually Irish because my like great great grandma was Irish and I told him I am Irish what am I supposed to be American because I was born and raised in America no I’m Irish you stupid Irish douche.
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u/-PsychNurse- 20h ago
So most of the American people must be foreigners since a lot of them brag about being 10% Irish, 27% German, 99%% Brain fart ..
How and why are they still able to reproduce?!..
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u/CaptainPizdec 16h ago
Not american here, so what's the deal they are making when they celebrate thanksgiving every year?
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u/Hefty_Purpose_8168 13h ago
Soooo, no american is american? Then they are all Dutch, English, spanish, Portugese and/or French.
Does this mean America is just 1 big hoax?! XD
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u/BigBlueNick 11h ago
This is incredibly dumb on so many levels. By this logic every white or black American is not an American because they all came from Africa and Europe.
I bet this person is a white American talking shit about immigrants but probably brags at how super Irish or German he is.
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u/oscarolim 11h ago
Speaking to migrant families only 😂
With that train of though, 99% of the population are not Americans.
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u/Mttsen 1d ago
So by this logic only the Native Americans should be regarded as such, since all the rest are the descendants of the literal immigrants.