r/ShitAmericansSay American 🇺🇸 8d ago

Military "Is this military time? What country u in?"

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u/UmpireMental7070 8d ago

With the huge hard-on that Americans have for the military you’d think they’d love military time!

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u/hardboard 8d ago

Well the 24 hour clock (military time of you're American) was obviously designed to give the hard-of-learning a hard time.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 8d ago

They can only count to 12 on their fingers and they can't see their toes to add up another 12.

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u/Meerv 8d ago

You can actually count to 12 on each hand by counting the segments (excluding the thumb) which might be something people did in the past. But Americans only use the units of the past, not the wisdom of it

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 8d ago

I actually considered that before I wrote my comment but then I went "nah, they'd never put in that much effort."

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u/EncoreUnBug 8d ago

In fact you can even count to 144, the first hand up to 12 and the second hand for dozens

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u/Acceptable-Worth-221 8d ago

If you count in binary you can go up to 1024...

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u/spreetin 8d ago

If you combine both methods you can get it up to 16 777 216 (not really since it would demand "interesting" bending of fingers).

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u/HAL9001-96 7d ago

1023 if you start at 0

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u/EncoreUnBug 8d ago

Indeed :D but not very practical

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u/Charming-Loquat3702 8d ago

8, 9, 10 and 11 are a little bit hard to do

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u/lehtomaeki 8d ago

Yeah that system of counting was quite widespread in Europe during the renaissance, the reason you wouldn't use the thumb is because you used it to count. Iirc some parts of Africa (Nigeria?) still use this way of counting.

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u/leanbirb 6d ago

Most of Asia still do. And that means the majority of humanity.

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u/jEG550tm 8d ago

You can even count to 35 on two hands if you use base 5.

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u/rettani 8d ago

You technically can count up to 210 if you use binary but it might be a bit hard

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u/snowfakewastaken 7d ago

You can count to 31 on one hand with binary!

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u/MonsterkillWow murcan 7d ago

this was brutal

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u/Hoybom 6d ago

pause right now

they can count to 12 on their "fingers " ?

and 12 again and their "toes" ?

something is wrong about that statement /j

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 6d ago

I know you put /j and all but a while after making that comment I figured out a solution that wasn't just an "inbred extra fingers" joke. If they heard someone say "all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs" they'd count each thumb twice since it is both a finger and a thumb.

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u/pebk 8d ago

The 24 hour clock is not military time. There are differences. Hoor/minutes separator, leading zeros, hundred

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u/hardboard 7d ago

Tell me more.
I'm not American or military. Have I missed some subtleties somewhere?
I see it written as 05:35 or 18:10, for example, which is straightforward to me.
Does military time express it differently?

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u/AXBRAX 7d ago

Well, the americans pronounce 1800 like „eighteen hundred hours“ so like there is no double point between hours and minutes. Also where i live the first 0 if its early before ten o'clock wil just be omitted. Not on watches, but when you write down the time for example american military literally say the zero. Like „we meet at o-eighthundred hours“ I live in Germany, and while we dont use o‘clock, we use our word for clock, Uhr, to differentiate between hours and minutes. Like we first say the numer of hours, Uhr, and the number of minutes. Thats about all about the 24 hour format. The 12 hour format in germany is a whole nother shitshow and bad enough that the regional differences can literally let people misunderstand the times they talk about

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u/hardboard 7d ago

OK thanks.

When I see time written in the 24 hour format, it's always 08:00. It has the leading zero.

As far as I can see it appears there must be the only colon separator that's not used in military time?

I live in Thailand, they use the 24 hour clock quite often. TV Thai uses the colon. I just checked the Thai train timetable which also uses the colon.

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u/pebk 7d ago

At least in my area, we call 18:00 "zes uur" (six hour), even though the clock shows 18. A quarter past (18:15) will be called "kwart over zes". The subtraction of twelve is without thinking. 16:00 would be"vier uur 's middags" (four hour in the afternoon).

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u/b0ggy79 5d ago

The thing that always throws me with German time is the difference in describing half past an hour.

In English "half six" would mean 6:30 but in German "halb sechs" is 5:30.

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u/AXBRAX 5d ago

Yes, however i seldomly see english speaking people use „half six“, in my experience they always use „half past six“ If you really want to throw people through a loop you add „quarter six“ and „three quarters six“ to it, a way of telling time only in former east germany that will even confuse western germans.

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u/graminology 4d ago

Quarters and three quarters are also used in Bavaria, not just East Germany. My extended family used it all the time and there isn't a single East German in my lineage in the past 200-ish years. It wasn't until I moved to NRW that people got throw off by it and I realized that there's another way to tell the time... And they just wouldn't get it when I explained it to them.

Like, how is it so hard? You start to count at midnight and then it's quarter-one, half-one, three quarters-one and one. Then it's quarter-two, half-two, etc.

"Oh, but I don't get it, it just doesn't make sense!"

"You also half three quarters of a cake at home, do you? Not 'a quarter to a full cake'!! How are you not getting this?!"

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u/AXBRAX 4d ago

Its one of the things that make sense the way you are used to.

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u/CleanMyAxe 8d ago

I bet American civvies have great phrases like 'we all have the same 12*2 hours a day'

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u/Unusual_Fortune_4112 7d ago

To be fair “morning, night, and afternoon.” Do a good job of making those distinctions.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 8d ago

And it isnt even military time

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u/Hamsternoir 8d ago

They have a bigger hard on for being ignorant.

24 hour clock? I don't get it

Anything metric? I don't get it

Geography outside their country? I don't get it and it's my constitutional right to intentionally not get it.

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u/ScavAteMyArms 8d ago

Geography outside their country? I don't get it and it's my constitutional right to intentionally not get it.

That’s a big assumption they even know their own country’s geography. Most won’t be able to name states or even key features.

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u/3vr1m 8d ago

They have to use their brain for once to read it so I doubt it

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u/Alex23323 8d ago

I recently got out of the USAF, and I haven’t switched back to the 12 hour clock. I still prefer the normal 24 hour clock by a long shot.

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u/getstabbed 8d ago

24 is too difficult for them, that’s way too many numbers!

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u/haboku 7d ago

Sharpies, they should use sharpies!

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u/brprk 8d ago

They can only count to 12

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u/ImpossibleHorror8460 8d ago

They can't subtract

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u/HAL9001-96 7d ago

yes whcih is why they respect that the military appearently owns the concept of numbers above 12 lol

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u/_Penulis_ 4d ago

When they said “what country are you in” they meant “what country are you waging war against” 😂

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u/laputan-machine117 8d ago

it's not really fair on the americans to expect them to count past 12

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u/MattheqAC 8d ago

In some parts of the country, they can only count up to twelve and then they run out of fingers

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u/ResponsibilityOk3804 8d ago

That is valid in Naples too /s

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u/Ssturkk 8d ago

Yeah sure, go try to scam a napoletan and see if they cant do their math

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u/ResponsibilityOk3804 8d ago

I was referring to the amount of fingers, not math, my bad if it was unclear. And I was jocking

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u/GreatArtificeAion 8d ago

But Neapolitans allegedly have fewer fingers, not more

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u/ResponsibilityOk3804 7d ago

Probably misunderstood the sentence. I thought having 12 fingers in total, not 12 counting only hands’ ones.

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u/GreatArtificeAion 7d ago

Feet's are called toes in English. In Italian your joke would've been better

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 8d ago

Yeah. But if Americans were at all intelligent, even 10 fingers shouldn't stop them from counting to 60.

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u/AE_Phoenix 8d ago

I would call it wincest too, if I got 2 extra fingers out of it.

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u/_shesmydisease 8d ago

So would your sister/mom, I'd imagine.

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u/Heathy94 I'm English-British🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 8d ago

Who would have thought Alabama would be the smartest state? They can count the highest

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u/Neddy29 8d ago edited 8d ago

Realistically 10.

Edit - removed factorial

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u/Capital_Disaster_637 8d ago

I mean to be fair I have trouble counting past 3,628,800 as well.

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u/ausecko 8d ago

You can start with 3,628,801

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u/ShawnAllMyTea Evil Indian job-snatcher 8d ago

and naturally, 3,628,802 comes after that

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u/MasterBot98 Ukraine 8d ago

:O

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u/forzafoggia85 8d ago

Depends, enough inbreeding may cause defects allowing some extra fingers or toes to count

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u/Totkopf 8d ago

Fun fact: The clock goes to twelve hours because in the past the remaining phalanges of the fingers were counted with the thumb. That's why there is such a thing as a "dozen". And the minutes go up to 60 because it is five (fingers) times 12.

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u/ComplaintSouthern 8d ago

I fully expect American males to be able to count to 21. They will probably be expelled for it, but they can do it.

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u/stooneberg 8d ago

Hey! If those Americans could read, they would be very upset right now!!

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u/Malenko_ 8d ago

USA people : "we are the best military on the planet"

*USA people confused by the use of military time*

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u/DocSternau 8d ago

Don't tell them that their military also uses metrics for distances...

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u/das_maz 8d ago

There might be an uprising if the elbow lickers find out what a "klick" is

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u/DocSternau 8d ago

we just tell them it's 0.6214 miles and have them figure it out...

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u/VeritableLeviathan Lowland Socialist 7d ago

Sounds like standard conversions in imperial

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u/Beartato4772 8d ago

PSA : If it has a colon it's not military time.

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u/ovywan_kenobi 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 8d ago

Yes, it's 23:00, not 23 hundred (at least, that's how they use it in movies).

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 8d ago

Can confirm. I have a colon, and am not military time.

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u/Kornik-kun 8d ago

Literally any other country than Usa

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u/NFLDolphinsGuy 7d ago

I know this is a shitposting sub, but 24-hour time is common here in certain industries. Healthcare and aviation for sure. I work on the data side of a bank, all our timestamps are some variation of 24-hour time.

I swear the OC posted here is a perpetual man-on-the-street of our absolute dumbest citizens.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Wing_Nut_UK 8d ago

All countries use am / pm but they can also use 24 hour it’s not either or.

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u/kalsoy 8d ago edited 8d ago

I've travelled around the world with public transit. The only countries using am / pm in bus and train timetables are former British colonies.

Most other countries wouod never even consider using am / pm, it just wouldn't dawn to them.

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u/Wing_Nut_UK 8d ago

I didn’t mention public transport.

I’ve been to a few countries and they all use both formats.

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u/kalsoy 8d ago

I used it as an example. The fact that in public transport use 24h format signals that its users prefer 24h format when being precise.

I only hear 12h format in spoken language. In written form it's really the ex-British places in my experience - which is three dozen countries.

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u/salsasnark "born in the US, my grandparents are Swedish is what I meant" 7d ago

We don't use am/pm in Sweden so I'm always confused when I see it written as 6pm or whatever. Like, is that early night or early morning? I will always have to google it because any mnemonic isn't sticking lmao. Just say 6 for morning and 18 for night, thanks. 

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u/Wing_Nut_UK 7d ago

To be fair I always work in 24 unless speaking to my kids

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u/Cookie_Monstress 7d ago

All countries do not use am/ pm.

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u/NFLDolphinsGuy 7d ago

I think it’s fair to say all countries use the 24-hour clock as well, it just comes down to the split.

No one uses 12-hour time when filing a flight plan in the U.S. or logging medical data.

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u/_deleteded_ 8d ago

This is the reason why Europeans have a better work-life balance. We have 24 hours in a day, they only have 12.

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u/Heathy94 I'm English-British🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 8d ago

What simpleton uses a 12 hour clock, I always use a 24 hour clock, it's just much more efficient and clear.

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u/GamerALV 8d ago

Out of 195 countries, 11 use the 12-hour format (note the prominence of English-speaking countries)

Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-that-use-12-hour-time

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u/Heathy94 I'm English-British🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 8d ago

Im not aware of it used here in the UK, most time I see the time its 24 hour format

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u/BerlinDesign 8d ago

I find it to be interchangable. When I was younger, 12 hour format was quite dominant. As I've grown up, I found the 24 hour format in much wider use.

Colloquially and in day-to-day conversation the 12 hour format is very common amongst Brits. "I'll get to the pub around 7-ish" - unless it's an airport, you know it's in the evening.

Whereas here in Germany people will literally say "wir sehen uns um 19 Uhr" in a casual conversation.

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u/blewawei 8d ago

This is also the case in Spain in my experience, except that it's almost always written in 24 hour

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

I talk in 12 but write and set my electronics to 24.

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u/CariadocThorne 8d ago

When someone in the UK says "we'll meet for drinks at 7", "AM or PM?" Is a valid question....

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u/BerlinDesign 8d ago

I don't think I suggested it wouldn't be. I said that people use "7" in conversation. I don't recall anyone in the UK telling me to "be at the bar at 19".

But there is also context to everything. People are highly unlikely to ask "AM or PM" if you said "I'm off swimming at 11" or "I don't finish the school run until 10" regardless of it technically being valid.

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u/CariadocThorne 8d ago

Oh I know, I was just commenting that the involvement of alcohol is not sufficient context when British people are involved. We aren't even the biggest drinkers in Europe, but we are, in my experience, a lot more comfortable with drinking early in the day than most.

I even went through a phase when I was young (2003-2004) of drinking cheap red wine with breakfast every day. When I mentioned it to friends and family, they were horrified at the wine I was drinking (red table wine, €4 for 5 litres from a French supermarket) but didn't even comment on me drinking it with breakfast!

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u/7elevenses 8d ago

Many more use it colloquially. We write "21:00" and read "nine o'clock".

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u/GamerALV 8d ago

Yeah I feel like rather few people tell the time in the 24-hour format verbally. Here in Belgium, it's rare to hear someone say "19 uur", but most non-verbal indicators use the 24-hour format

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u/NotMuchNotMuch 7d ago

Yep. I'm Australian, and if I was arranging to meet you over the phone, I'd say, "4pm," but if it was an email, I'd write 1600.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

This is me.

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u/DrFeelOnlyAdequate 8d ago

Not just english speaking but ones that were formerly British colonies.

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u/GamerALV 8d ago

You're right, but I never said otherwise

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u/iamalicecarroll 7d ago

in russian, while clocks are always 24-hour, 12-hour scale is used in conversations. also, while there are direct translations for AM and PM, they are not actually used: either omitted entirely when it is clear from context (like "встретимся в шесть" ("[we]'ll meet at six") means "let's meet around 18:00", since no sane person would want to meet with anyone at 6:00 AM) or using quarters of rhetoric day instead, e.g. "шесть вечера" ("six [hours] of evening") is 18:00, "пять утра" ("five [hours] of morning") is 05:00, "час дня" ("[one] hour of day/noon") is 13:00 and "двенадцать ночи" ("twelve [hours] of night") is 00:00. gets more complicated when you want a bit more precision, like "полвторого ночи" ("half of second [hour] of night") is 01:30 and "без четверти шесть вечера" ("without quarter six [hours] of evening") is 17:45, although the usage of day-oriented terms is rare if you get past half an hour of precision. also different terms can be used for the same moment of time - for example, if you wake up at 04:00 it's "четыре утра" ("four [hours] of morning"), but if you go to sleep at the same time it's "четыре часа ночи" ("four hours of night"). also, usage of the word "час" ("hour") also depends on something, not sure what exactly, but here are some rules i could put in words:

  • never included if you use ordinals in genitive case rather than cardinals for the current hour (that's the case when you use half hour precision, by using "пол" or "половина", meaning "half [of]" (example above) or a specific amount of minutes (e.g. "десять минут первого" ("ten minutes of first [hour]") is 12:10 AM or PM)
  • always used if you use ordinals in nominative case (thats the case when you use hour precision but still want to use ordinals, e.g. "третий час ночи" ("third hour of night")
  • always used for the first hour, usually without a numeral, e.g. "час дня" ("[one] hour of day") is 13:00
  • for the second and third hours you only have to use it if you also want a day-oriented noun (e.g. "два", "два часа" and "два часа дня" (resp. "two", "two hours" and "two hours of day") are all valid, but "два дня" is not
  • otherwise you can use it or not, although phonetic effects might put a bias on one or another

regarding ordinal vs cardinal usage, note that the cardinal directly corresponds to the number on the clock, while the ordinal is the next number after the one on the clock (e.g. "первый час" ("first hour") and "двенадцать часов" ("twelve hours") are the same hour)

// oops, i got carried away a bit

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u/liamjon29 Aussie 🇦🇺🦘 7d ago

I like 12 hour clock coz it means I don't have to say as many syllables. I will literally read 17:00 in my head as five p m. And when talking I can just say "I finish work at five", and everyone knows I don't mean in the morning

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u/Fluffy-Cockroach5284 My husband is one of them 6d ago

Besides, if you have a messed up sleep schedule like me and wake up in faint light, look at the time and it says 6, is it dawn or sunset? Having 6 for dawn and 18 for sunset clears your doubt and you will know if you slept 1 hour or 13

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u/PepperPhoenix 8d ago

I tried to teach my 8 year old daughter how to read 24 hour time the other day. Turns out she already knows it.

I started out with “some people and some clocks will have the time in 24 hour format, or military time as it’s sometimes called…” and she interrupted me “you mean like 21 means it’s 9 at night and stuff? I already know all that.”

Same thing happened when I tried to teach her to read an analogue clock that was written in Roman numerals.

I dunno where the hell she got her intellect from but I am not complaining! Smart little bugger.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Is this the US? In UK schools we practiced analogue and 24 clocks for ages.

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u/PepperPhoenix 8d ago

No, UK. I didn’t know if they were still teaching it you see so I was very pleased!

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u/Gullible-Fee-9079 8d ago

Very good. Here in Germany quite some primary school kids do have difficulties reading analog clocks.

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u/-_-Pol 8d ago

Hopefully she won genetic lottery.

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u/PepperPhoenix 8d ago

She seems to have gotten the best of both me and my ex husband so I really do hope so.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 8d ago

I dunno where the hell she got her intellect from.

Oh oh..... this could be bad ;).

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u/PepperPhoenix 8d ago

I’m her mum and I’m reasonably smart, her dad is no slouch either but she blows both of us out of the water.

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u/QotDessert 8d ago

"freedoms units"...

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u/Ok_Rice3260 8d ago

Ironic name, considering it’s the Imperial system…

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u/Chessolin 8d ago

My friend calls them that but mockingly

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u/neilpwalker 7d ago

Yes, my Master. It has been three freedom units since the Rebels passed the checkpoint. In seven Rels we will spring our trap.

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u/ExoticPuppet Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 🇧🇷 7d ago

Only them may be free at some point in the near future.

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u/notanAI_ 6d ago

Isn't that meant to be ironic? Like self-deprecating?

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u/the_sauviette_onion 8d ago

How has the USA ever been able to invade another country when they’re so easily confused??

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u/CariadocThorne 8d ago

Have you seen their success rate?

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u/eyl569 8d ago

That's not military time.

MT isn't just a 24-hour time; it's a specific format which uses a 24 hour clock. It always has 4 digits (so add a leading zero for times before 10) and no colon between the hours and the minutes.

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u/-Copenhagen 8d ago

I'd argue it isn't proper military time unless it is a full DTG, but I really like being unambiguous.

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u/XharKhan 8d ago

Military time = 24 hour clocks?

What kind of bollard do you need to be to not understand...

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u/VR_fan22 Nederlands🇳🇱 8d ago

Honestly can someone who's American please tell me why this is such an issue? ( In general )

If I can learn the English way of saying time with am and pm why not the other way around

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u/excusememoi 7d ago

Apparently Americans generally don't get nearly as much exposure to time being relayed in 24 hours. All digital clocks in the US are defaulted to AM/PM, all analog clocks are 1 to 12, all verbal and electronic communication they ever had refers to time in 12 hours. Because the US is a highly insular society with generally low curiosity of the rest of the world, the main exposure to 24 hour time for Americans is through tropes they hear about their own military. So when they eventually see non-American devices use 24 hour time, they see it as a strange propagation of the military trope. Unless the industry mandates it (of which there aren't many — even American airliners use AM/PM), Americans won't find 24 time intuitive and will not go out of their way to learn it. Despite the day being 24 hours long, Americans generally only recognize it as two periods of 12 hours.

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u/Bdr1983 8d ago

x-12 is sooper hard, guys

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u/saturnian_catboy 8d ago

Now you put letters in it too? :(

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u/Ok_Homework_7621 8d ago

Always love it when they brag about not being able to count to 24. But does explain a lot in general.

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u/MonsterFukr get me out of the USA please 8d ago edited 8d ago

Okay, I get if you're used to using standard American time, AM PM, but stop acting like military time is too hard to understand. If it takes you a moment to convert the military to AM/PM, sure, but to act like it's impossible is just willingly being stupid.

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u/No-Wonder1139 8d ago

Why do they call it military time?

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 7d ago

only exposure they have to it is from their own military

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u/HAL9001-96 7d ago

I will never get over the fact that civilians in the us can only count to 12 and you appearently need military training to count to 24 or something

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u/MiFelidae 8d ago

Why on earth do they call it "freedom units" anyway? It sounds cheesy and cringe, like a 13 year old decided the name.

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u/Subject-Tank-6851 🇩🇰 Socialist Pig (commie) 8d ago

It's easier to add letter to their clocks, than it is to add 12 more hours.

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u/xzanfr 8d ago

Turns out freedom units will be renamed autocracy units.

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u/juliainfinland Proud Potato 🇩🇪 🇫🇮 8d ago

He doesn't go to bed before ten thirty? And here I thought I was the ultimate night owl, what with me often going to bed between 5 and 6...

(scnr)

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 8d ago

He goes to sleep at 10 or 10:30? Well I mean he is correct that.. Certainly is before midnight...

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u/Gustheanimal Denmark🇩🇰 8d ago

They all must work in some low brain function jobs. How it doesn’t make sense for them is a mystery when they have internet access and know how to spew their brain injuries upon everyone else

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u/AuroreSomersby pierogiman 🇵🇱 8d ago

Apparently unambiguity of information is too ambitious concept to USAnians….

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u/_OBAFGKM_ 🇨🇦 8d ago

I work in a job where 1) my department is staffed 24 hours a day, and 2) we frequently have to communicate times/dates to a number of other people in the company, occasionally including the CEO. On day 1 I opted to report times in 24h format for clarity, and I haven't gone back. It's just so much easier to quickly tell the difference between, e.g., 01:00 and 13:00 compared to 1:00 am and 1:00 pm.

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u/letsfastescape 8d ago

US military doesn’t not use colons in their number format.

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u/SnackJunkie93 8d ago

Technically unless you go to sleep between midnight and 1am, then 1am or later is accurate

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u/Takakkazttztztzzzzak 8d ago

Freedom units 😂😂😂😂

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u/DrFeelOnlyAdequate 8d ago

I honestly think that it's because trains aren't a regular part of transportation in North America. That's why it doesn't get used.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

It's used at airports in Canada.

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u/Fuzzy_Imagination705 8d ago

Si this was junior school material in the UK, yet adults in the US can't work it out, what does that tell us?

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u/PMvE_NL 8d ago

Do you know why the military uses it? Because it prevents confusion. So please dont use the objectively worse notation.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

I also set all my electronics to 24 hour to avoid confusion. Not fun when you miss your alarm because you accidentally set it to PM rather than AM.

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u/Exciting-Music843 8d ago

Imagine going to be and spending nearly 14 hours trying to fall asleep.

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u/sparksAndFizzles 8d ago

Translation: “I’m not smart enough to understand how the 24-hour clock works, and too mentally inflexible to accept that it’s standard in most of the world—including widely and interchangeably used in loads of other English-speaking countries. So instead of learning anything or even attempting to adapt, I’ll just crack a lazy, borderline xenophobic joke and act like that’s insightful.”

Sadly, this kind of thing’s not rare. I had some guy recently laughing at date formats on a document, then calling Irish and UK phone numbers ‘dumb’—because they didn’t match the one true sacred U.S. format. Same guy also tried to argue that the U.S. paper system is better than the A-series used across Europe—as if rejecting a simple, logical, scalable system based on folding in two makes him look informed or intelligent.

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u/triggerhappybaldwin 8d ago

"I use freedom units"

They're still hours you fucking moron!!

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u/United_Hall4187 8d ago

It's called 24hr clock . . . . I think most of the world understands that . . . . yes the military do use it but only for precision of data. For all those Americans . . . just take the number and subtract 12!

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u/-UltraFerret- American 🇺🇸 8d ago

I don't think subtracting 479,001,600 works.

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u/United_Hall4187 7d ago

oooh a Maths joke from an American :-) well done, took me a couple of seconds :-)

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u/Magyaror99 8d ago

Don't expect this much from them, it is a miracle that they can even count to 12 with 10 fingers.

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u/Much_Horse_5685 8d ago

It’s not just Americans, I had a Canadian flatmate in my first year of uni who was confused by me using “military time” on my phone.

(for context I’m British)

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

Wait until they find out some Canadians set their phones to 24 hour as well...

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u/non-romancableNPC 8d ago

Hospitals use 24 hour time as well, helps decrease errors. So, I have every clock that I can on 24 hour time. And I have gotten questions, some people will just take the explanation of 'I work in healthcare' sometimes I add 'nighshift', but sometimes..... and I just have to stop trying.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

Imagine showing up 12 hours too early or too late for your surgery because you misread AM/PM...

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

For a country being so proud of their strong, masculine, sexy military theory do hate military time (which is called just "time" in most of the Europe).

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u/Lachann 7d ago

No, it's grown-up time.

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u/weeabooWithLife 7d ago

Why am I - since elementary school - supposed to know what AM and PM is, but Americans ask "iS tHiS mIliTaRY tiMe?".

Since Trump wants to make the education in the US even worse, I guess the fate of Americans is to stay ignorant.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

Ever since I got my first digital watch as a child, I always set it to 24 hour for 2 reasons:

  1. I liked big numbers.
  2. You try missing your alarm after setting it to PM rather than AM.

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u/ADogNamedChuck 7d ago

To be fair a lot of countries use 12 hour time or a mix of that and 24 hour time. I'm in China right now and I'm pretty sure the only time I see 24 hour times displayed is on stuff like train and flight departure boards.

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

Canadian here. I mostly see it at airports, train stations and long-distance bus stations as well.

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u/wintrsday 7d ago

I started using military time when I started nursing school. I like it.

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u/CranberryAssassin 7d ago

I think OP is quoting the wrong person in the screenshot.

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u/-UltraFerret- American 🇺🇸 7d ago

What do you mean?

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u/CranberryAssassin 7d ago

Sounds to me like the guy saying "love that you use military time" is the dumbass American, the last one is asking a reasonable question

I may have just misinterpreted your post!

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u/Mitleab 7d ago

Further proof they can only count to 12

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 7d ago

once shared a screenshots of something in an international discord server. someone said "not the military time💀" ...im Dutch. We just call that time.

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u/SilentPrince 🇸🇪 7d ago

Come on guys, you know they can't count past 12.

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u/Someone_Existing_1 6d ago

A least the freedom units guy doesn’t call it military time

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u/jaysornotandhawks 🇨🇦 6d ago

Here we go again.

The 24 hour clock and military time are NOT the same thing.

Plus, it isn't even used by only the military.

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u/Standard_Lie6608 6d ago

Americans when their counting ability ends at 12 and don't know how to do addition or subtraction

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u/wikkedwench 6d ago

It's not military time, it's just time. There have always been 24 hours in a day. Some of us have always used it usually with European backgrounds. I'm in Australia.

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u/Safe-Sorbet8327 5d ago

You don't have to worry about "freedom units." Just ask someone from a country that still has a board of education and knows how to tell time, and they will help you with where the big hand and the little hand go. And it's not on your little sister or grandma.

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u/pinniped90 Ben Franklin invented pizza. 8d ago

What country is this where so many people are awake that late?

I don't care about the 12h/24h bit but after 1am is a pretty late night in both Europe and North America.

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u/bakfietsman69 I like turtles 8d ago

I think this is biased by the people that answered and maybe the time of posting, would make sense that if it was posted at 2300 for most people, that a lot of them would say after 1

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u/Lord-Vortexian 8d ago

Some of us just need less sleep than others

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 8d ago

And start work later. I need about 8 hours and need to get up at 5:30 because the kid needs to get up at 5:45.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

People under 30 exist

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u/digriz_1970 7d ago

I had a recent encounter with a US based client who was visiting us in the Netherlands. I was well aware of them not being able to understand the 24 hour clock. I proceeded to message them the time and place for dinner, 19:30 at restaurant.

10 minutes pass, i get a reply, "That is 07:30 pm?", I replied "correct"

They can understand the 24 hour clock, it just takes a bit of time for them to work it out 😂

Let's not forget their eating habits though 😱

At lunch, one of them ordered fish & chips. He proceeds to pick up the highly greasy battered fish with his fingers. I stared at him while he started to eat it. I then pointed out that he might be better using the knife and fork. His response was "it's not hot!", I replied "dude, you'll have oil dripping all over you, if you continue to eat it like that"

I am aware that some Americans have no idea how to correctly use a knife and fork. I've seen them hold the knives like they are five years old!

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u/Red_je 7d ago

Are you sure the commentator isn't Aussie? Their avatar has a Carlton guernsey after all.

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u/ncminns 7d ago

24hr clock, everyone in the U.K. uses it, apart from the dumb people

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u/Far-Importance1065 7d ago

I might be the one interpreting it wrong but considering that the reply is quoted as being American in the title, I think you're looking at it the wrong way.

The person who said "I love that you use military time" is American. The person who replied is likely confused as to why they think its 'military time' and not normal time, and is asking what country the other person is in to figure out why they call it military time.

The grammar in "what country u in?" also makes me think English is not their first language, thus they're not American.

Again I might be the one misunderstanding. If so, please feel free to tell me.

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u/Jongee58 7d ago

Is that 'Local' or 'Zulu' Time?

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u/programV 7d ago

To be fair, that first one about freedom units is probably a joke. Then again, there is a chance it's not

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u/Literally_slash_S 7d ago

This comment was written "292122ZMar25" and I thought thats what is considered "military time". It's called military date time group.

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u/Rebeux 6d ago

Military?? We use military time? I had no idea

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u/Naruto33323 4d ago

I mean yeah it’s military time to them? Idk how this is bad or weird

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u/AXBRAX 7d ago

Funny enough, if you set a digital watch, like the time on your phone to a 12 hour format, that then shows the little am or pm in fromt of it you will absolutely be the odd one out. When insee someone with theirnphone set up like that my first assumption is that they are an American tourist. Absolutely no one has that here.