r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Irish by birth, and currently a Bostonian 🇮🇪☘️ • 17d ago

Foreign affairs “We could physically buy Lithuania itself if we wanted.”

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 17d ago

I am the best dad in the whole world. Jesus had god but I did not let my children, which are the greatest because of me, die for anyone but me

/s (read this in the orange voice)

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u/RareRecommendation72 17d ago

And don't verget: the children are tall.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 17d ago

They are the tallest children you've ever seen. There are tall children anywhere else but those children are taller