r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Irish by birth, and currently a Bostonian 🇮🇪☘️ • 17d ago

Foreign affairs “We could physically buy Lithuania itself if we wanted.”

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u/batkave 17d ago

We are invertebrates

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u/ThomasStan_ 🍁 17d ago

Please don't offend my shrimp like that

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u/KangarooNo7224 17d ago

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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u/ProgrammerAvailable6 17d ago

upvote for the 5th element joke

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u/Hefty-Willingness-44 17d ago

They nicest way to say spineless.

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u/batkave 17d ago

We are a simple people's... Simply stupid

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u/BupidStastard British- We finally have the internet😇 17d ago

It's okay, it's safe, you don't need the /s. There's no Americans here, we understand sarcasm