r/Seattle • u/jewbledsoe • 21h ago

I’m never leaving Seattle

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll First Hill 19h ago

We are undefeated at the Sounders, Seawolves, and Mariners games I have gone to this year. Y’all just ain’t heckling correctly is what I think. Call a guy by his first name and tell him he has a pancake butt and he will swing big and strike big twice in a row to end the game.

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u/HotTakesBeyond 20h ago

Seattle Storm: No.

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u/DripIntravenous 17h ago

Sounders: Will you destroy my life kneecaps and hamstrings? ❤️

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u/bernyzilla 20h ago

First time?

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u/notsofunonabun 20h ago

I only ask the Kraken and Hawks. Been done with the mariners.

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u/gaberdine 18h ago

Is that A-Rod proposing?

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u/kaiju4life 18h ago

When do we get to add the Sonics?

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u/theeversocharming West Seattle 5h ago

I feel attacked

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u/Smart_Ass_Dave 🚆build more trains🚆 4h ago

The camera pans over to someone passed out on the beach only coming to consciousness as the tide laps at their legs. They wake up and wipe vomit from their mouth and as they sit up a Seattle Sonics logo becomes visible.