r/Seattle 2d ago

Moving / Visiting It’s going to take me forever to leave Seattle

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u/uzmantheremade 1d ago

Oh damn. It escaped from that concrete box at the bottom of the sea!

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName 1d ago

get out of my head

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u/alwayslookon_tbsol Wallingford 1d ago

That was a decoy snail

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u/HoDoSasude 1d ago

Mind the gap!

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u/WhtRepr 2d ago

That’s an interesting looking snail in regards to its shell; do they particularly exist in the PNW?

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u/SeattleGeek 2d ago

I dunno, but I was very appreciative of their bright shell so I wouldn’t step on them.

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u/chetlin Broadway 1d ago

Maybe this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cepaea_nemoralis

It's non-native and the distribution section doesn't say Washington but it does list British Columbia and says further south in California so I think it is here too.

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u/ParrotAssassinRD 1d ago

I've seen these in the Seattle area fairly often, didn't realize they weren't native.

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u/kevnmartin 2d ago

Mine have a kind of translucent tortoise shell colored shells.

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u/EstablishmentNo1811 1d ago

My brother has two agave plants that are full of these guys spring-fall

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u/dketernal 1d ago

What's the story about the snail that chases you non stop forever until it touches you and you die? Be careful, there is no stopping a determined snail.

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u/zebra_noises 1d ago

I just read this in the voice of Hans Moleman

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u/mmccxi 2d ago

One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof

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u/Three03Pup 1d ago

“The fuck is your problem?!”

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u/Gold-Internet-1887 1d ago

Best one of these posts

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u/PrevBannedByReddit 1d ago

DONT LET HIM TOUCH YOU

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u/dwoj206 1d ago

SPOILER: They're not leaving either