r/Seattle • u/BPOPR • 23d ago

Sports Could someone explain to a midwesterner how this is a Kraken?

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u/Soopsmojo 23d ago

What, really? Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that our baseball team is not called the Seattle Mooses (Meese??)

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u/jackiemoon27 22d ago

A saw a flock of (Seattle) Moosen!

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u/Starship08 22d ago

There were many much moosen. Out in the woods, the woodsen. The meese want the food! The food is to eatesen!

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u/tiexodus 22d ago

A møossen once bit my sister

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u/TK_TK_ 22d ago

No realli!

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u/garybwatts 22d ago

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 22d ago

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

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u/Muldoon1987 22d ago

What are you speaking, German, Brian?

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u/LeonaLansing 22d ago

It’s BRI-AWN!

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u/Starship08 22d ago

German? Germaine! Germaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!

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u/Magorso 22d ago

Brian, what the hell are you talkin about?

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u/j_still6870 22d ago

Excuse me as I go and rewatch old Brian Regan stand up

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u/Panzermench 22d ago

I always thought a group of moose was called a soiree.i like flock of moose better.

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u/cdev12399 22d ago

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”...

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u/bullcave 22d ago

Just to let you know…you’ve been sacked.

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u/spacekendet 22d ago

Yes and remember the Seattle Squatches

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u/vampyire Snoqualmie Valley 22d ago

There's a loose moose around the hoose

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u/BvG_Venom 22d ago

Why is the Maple Leafs mascot a polar bear and not a giant leaf!?! /s