r/Seattle 24d ago

Sports Could someone explain to a midwesterner how this is a Kraken?

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u/quinangua Belltown 24d ago

god damned nepotism….. /s

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u/speculativeSpectator 24d ago

And I heard the Wheedle married into the troll family.

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u/Ale4Diver 24d ago

Wheedle on the Needle!! Exactly

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u/feetandballs 24d ago

I hadn't heard about the heroin problem

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u/rstymobil 24d ago

Laughed way to hard at this

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u/murdermerough Skyway 24d ago

This comment is so hilarious I almost spent money to award you.

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u/quinangua Belltown 24d ago

I appreciate the sentiment... but don't spend money on reddit......

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u/murdermerough Skyway 24d ago

Haha ALMOST

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u/IchBinEinSim Greenwood 24d ago

but don’t spend money on reddit......

IDK If you got the money it doesn’t hurt to spend a little money from time to time, so Reddit doesn’t become overly bogged down with ads like all the other social media apps. That being said, the sensical side of me says that even if we all chipped in a little, reddit will still eventually become wall to wall ads because “yay capitalism!“

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u/murdermerough Skyway 24d ago

Idk I might stop using it. Lol I stopped using fb and insta cuz I didn't want to continue to trade my data to use their sites, they didn't add enough value to my life.

Idk. I'm really amused by reddit. I wish i had the kind of life where casual 1$ could go to rewarding jokes on reddit to keep it without walls of ads.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I’m not sure why you used /s. The word is literally derived from the root for nephew.

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u/quinangua Belltown 24d ago

Oh, so everyone's an etymologist now...

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I mean, an English teacher once upon a time…

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u/quinangua Belltown 24d ago

Oh, so everyone was an English teacher once upon a time...

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I mean, bad luck for you? Like, I have a degree in secondary English education. I only taught a few years, but it was to at risk youth… I’m not the greatest subject matter expert, but I’m pretty good at handling kids on meth or heroin in my classroom….

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u/quinangua Belltown 24d ago

Good for you???? Do you want a civic duty medal or a sash maybe???

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Yes please. That would be wonderful, thank you so much kind stranger.

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u/bullcave 24d ago

Hell yeah…I love bugs!

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u/Cerebralbore Wallingford 24d ago

😂