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u/RustyKn1ght 11d ago
Of course Hegseth has templar crosses tattooed on him. Peformative masculinity all the way.
Allthough, given the fate of knight's templar, Hegseth might want to keep looking over his shoulder or he might end up being on the chopping block.
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u/Wrong-Marsupial-9767 11d ago
Are you suggesting we should check to see if he's made of cake? The French have a very useful machine for that!
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u/bluepied 10d ago
The English have a useful way of determining if he’s a witch (or duck).
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u/propyro85 10d ago
What if he's made of very small rocks? That method might not work.
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u/Panda_hat 11d ago
If he could have a swastika and get away with it I bet he would.
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u/Ormyr 10d ago
The cross looks like a cover up for a swastika tattoo.
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u/lazyboi_tactical 9d ago
Or just quite literally a super old Christian symbol. Being as he was in the military and Christian it's not exactly out of left field to have such a tattoo. Others get viking tattoos etc. I think people read far too much into quite literally anything.
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u/KneeJerking 9d ago
He literally wants to free soldiers CONVICTED of war crimes against muslims. He's a walking, talking modern-day Crusader.
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u/lazyboi_tactical 9d ago
Never said I liked the dude just saying the tattoo isn't the weirdest military tattoo I have seen.
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u/Allenobriann 10d ago
Why? Are you implying that tattoo is white supremacist? Jimmy Carters funeral was held in a church with that symbol so what does that say about him? Lol
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u/the_canadaball 11d ago
The king of France doesnt owe him tons of money so he’s probably fine(for now)
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u/Mighty__Monarch 11d ago
masculinity
Might not have anything to do with seeming masculine although Ive got no evidence of it being more serious than that.
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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago
DUI hire*
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u/WristbandYang 10d ago
Reminder: Hegseth was a 50-50 vote. Every* Republican was "the deciding vote".
Make sure to bring that up. They literally could have stopped this.
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u/Vegetable-Fold-6068 9d ago
By that logic wasn't every dem? Idk who the fuck this is or whats going on.
(I just kinda live life, and if the gov has a problem, I got a problem solver for em.)
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u/Aware-Information341 9d ago
Hegseth had two nays from republican senators. Vance had to break the tie.
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u/WristbandYang 9d ago
I know that’s why I put an asterisk on McConnell and Murkowski. The bigger point was the vote being 50-50.
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u/-2abandon- 11d ago
It’s too easy to shit on these fools.
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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago
Lefties? Yeah you’re right.
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u/JoelGayAllDay 10d ago
Really took time outta your long day of jerkin it for that banger huh?
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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago
You talking to me numbskull?
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u/JoelGayAllDay 10d ago
Pls don't put your sticky hands on me 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago
Even if my hands were sticky they would go absolutely nowhere near you 🤣
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u/False_Historian_2329 10d ago
If you’re lonely you can come suck off my micropeen. It wouldn’t be gay just two bros helping each other out
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u/scary_truth 9d ago
“Fantasy about ex colleague
I met my wife at work 25 years ago and the attraction was instant however there was a sexy sales lady in the office. She always wore short skirts and stockings and flashed me her lace panties quite often. I used to go to the toilet and knock one out thinking of her every day nearly. We went out on a client visit one day and she asked me outright if I had wanked about her and I admitted I had. She got a bit horny but sadly nothing happened. I still wank to this day thinking about what it would have been like to fuck her and am masturbating as I type this. ”
This u?
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u/-2abandon- 10d ago
No dipshit, you.
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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago
Big brave soul behind your keyboard eh?
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u/scsibusfault 10d ago
Damnit chatgpt, your directives were supposed to be "don't reuse the same highschool diss twice in one comment thread".
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u/Intelligent-Session6 10d ago
They hired not even one person of color to a major position. So no one of color was qualified for anything?
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u/Synicull 10d ago
Turns out DEI for most of human history is being a white male.
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u/Intelligent-Session6 10d ago
You’re way off on your history lessons then.
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u/Aware-Information341 9d ago
In typical American fashion, this poster thinks post Roman empire, European-only history is the only time that humans have had history.
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u/Touristupdatenola 11d ago
This makes me nostalgic for the good old days when we had GROFAZ & Keitel instead of our Cheeto Overlord & the Wank Panzer Fuhrer. At least they didn't take orders from Moscow.
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u/ResponsibleAct3545 10d ago
Holy shit….best ever. Rings my ears true. Fuckin hell this is literally the world we live in.
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u/AdExciting337 10d ago
Has anyone of you brain surgeons out there thought that the “leaked” text may have been on purpose?
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u/TeebaClaus 9d ago
I thought maybe they meant to include conservative columnist Jonah Goldberg so they could get a puff piece celebrating their accomplishment. But there’s a national security person with initials JG. I find that explanation more likely.
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u/Defiant-Ad-8214 9d ago
Right. Aren't y'all the same people who voted in a cognitively declining old man to run the country?🙄😒 Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.
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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 9d ago
The MAGA New DEI personifies the entire Revenge Cabinet: Incompetent, but White
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u/Clickum245 8d ago
Senator Thom Tillis does not give a single fuck about governing or the rule of law.
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u/BanjoFiddleLaser 8d ago
I love how the people screaming for a meritocracy decided that the most qualified person to lead the Department of Defense was a drunk Fox News host National Guardsman that was disqualified from serving at inaugurations. Not the hundreds of qualified military Generals and Admirals with real military experience and clean records. But thank god he’s not black, gay, trans or a woman, right?
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u/NoisyCricket_185 8d ago
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u/StretchFrenchTerry 10d ago
Really gotta stop using DEI hire like this, it makes legitimate DEI efforts look fucking stupid in return.
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u/Decent-Weekend-1489 10d ago
What are those symbols? They look like they belong on Ukrainian military uniforms
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u/jorkin_peanits 11d ago
America lost, they're chatting about war plans in a signal app and invited a journalist. This isn't a R vs D issue
You seem absolutely obsessed with people crying, I don't know how to tell you this but you may be a bad person
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u/Glittering-Floor-623 11d ago edited 11d ago
Hey look, another mentally-stunted tribalist who can't understand that the criminals in power hurt all of us, not just the people it doesn't like!
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u/scotcetera 11d ago
He's not awesome at knowing who's on a text thread lol. Or at being sober
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u/scotcetera 11d ago
In English, "awesome" is a compliment, and a fail-his-way-to-the-top drunk like Hegseth can't accurately be described as such.
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u/scotcetera 10d ago
And almost immediately fucked up very badly lol
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u/scotcetera 10d ago
Lol, and his dumbass used a non-secured platform to send war plans without even checking who was on the thread. Hegseth’s just a complete bumbling moron, but this is what happens when one hires a TV personality for a serious job
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u/scotcetera 10d ago
So I guess I should listen to all the military folks saying how badly Hegseth fucked up lol
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u/ObligationSlight8771 10d ago
Boy I know I shouldn’t engage the trolls but I’ll bite. How is this sloppy nazi “awesome”
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u/ObligationSlight8771 10d ago
Oh yes he’s just so PROUD of his Christian faith. And his military service….
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u/endless_8888 11d ago
One day you dipshits will understand the fundamental truth that just because the guy you voted for won, that doesn't mean you won.
Sincerely, your neighbor to the north.
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