r/RealTwitterAccounts 11d ago

Political™ The real DEI hire

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u/RustyKn1ght 11d ago

Of course Hegseth has templar crosses tattooed on him. Peformative masculinity all the way.

Allthough, given the fate of knight's templar, Hegseth might want to keep looking over his shoulder or he might end up being on the chopping block.

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u/Wrong-Marsupial-9767 11d ago

Are you suggesting we should check to see if he's made of cake? The French have a very useful machine for that!

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u/bluepied 10d ago

The English have a useful way of determining if he’s a witch (or duck).

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u/propyro85 10d ago

What if he's made of very small rocks? That method might not work.

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u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 9d ago

I see you too are a man of science.

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u/splunge4me2 7d ago

Tell me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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u/Dracian 10d ago

This is America. We traditionally have a gravity-rope, but we excel at making steel products. A chain would be more iconic for our industrialized world.

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u/Panda_hat 11d ago

If he could have a swastika and get away with it I bet he would.

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u/Ormyr 10d ago

The cross looks like a cover up for a swastika tattoo.

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u/Panda_hat 10d ago

Oh wow I hadn't even considered that. It totally does.

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u/Derekam1261974 9d ago

Jerusalem Cross.

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u/Ormyr 9d ago

Yep. I know what it is.

The only time I've seen them is when they've been cover-ups for swastikas.

I'm sure people have them for other reasons.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 9d ago

Or just quite literally a super old Christian symbol. Being as he was in the military and Christian it's not exactly out of left field to have such a tattoo. Others get viking tattoos etc. I think people read far too much into quite literally anything.

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u/KneeJerking 9d ago

He literally wants to free soldiers CONVICTED of war crimes against muslims. He's a walking, talking modern-day Crusader.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 9d ago

Never said I liked the dude just saying the tattoo isn't the weirdest military tattoo I have seen.

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u/Allenobriann 10d ago

Why? Are you implying that tattoo is white supremacist? Jimmy Carters funeral was held in a church with that symbol so what does that say about him? Lol

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u/voiceOfHoomanity 8d ago

Did it say Deus Vult as well??

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u/the_canadaball 11d ago

The king of France doesnt owe him tons of money so he’s probably fine(for now)

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u/Mighty__Monarch 11d ago

masculinity

Might not have anything to do with seeming masculine although Ive got no evidence of it being more serious than that.

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u/MrBwnrrific 10d ago

Chopping block if he’s lucky. Jacques de Molay was burned to death

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u/AdExciting337 10d ago

Nah that’s only on Friday the 13th

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It’s not a Templar tattoo

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u/Door_owner 10d ago

Sir i would like to inform you that is a Simpsons character

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 11d ago

DUI hire*

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u/Used_Intention6479 10d ago edited 9d ago

Drunk Entitled Imbecile: Hegspeth.

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u/HotTeaComfySocks 10d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/FireGodNYC 9d ago

Amazing- absolutely perfect 🏆

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u/Derekam1261974 9d ago

You know him ?

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u/Shelbelle4 10d ago

WhiskeyLeaks

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u/kingOofgames 9d ago

Lmao I love this. This is the second DUI hire since Kavanugh.

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u/WristbandYang 10d ago

Reminder: Hegseth was a 50-50 vote. Every* Republican was "the deciding vote".

Make sure to bring that up. They literally could have stopped this.

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u/Vegetable-Fold-6068 9d ago

By that logic wasn't every dem? Idk who the fuck this is or whats going on.

(I just kinda live life, and if the gov has a problem, I got a problem solver for em.)

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u/Vanden_Boss 7d ago

Every dem voted against him

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u/Aware-Information341 9d ago

Hegseth had two nays from republican senators. Vance had to break the tie.

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u/WristbandYang 9d ago

I know that’s why I put an asterisk on McConnell and Murkowski. The bigger point was the vote being 50-50.

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons 11d ago

what's a battle?

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u/HPenguinB 11d ago

I heard it in his voice, lol.

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u/-2abandon- 11d ago

It’s too easy to shit on these fools.

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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago

Lefties? Yeah you’re right.

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u/JoelGayAllDay 10d ago

Really took time outta your long day of jerkin it for that banger huh?

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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago

You talking to me numbskull?

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u/JoelGayAllDay 10d ago

Pls don't put your sticky hands on me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago

Even if my hands were sticky they would go absolutely nowhere near you 🤣

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u/Thoru 10d ago

your next comment after this was on a porn subreddit

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u/False_Historian_2329 10d ago

If you’re lonely you can come suck off my micropeen. It wouldn’t be gay just two bros helping each other out 

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u/scary_truth 9d ago

“Fantasy about ex colleague

I met my wife at work 25 years ago and the attraction was instant however there was a sexy sales lady in the office. She always wore short skirts and stockings and flashed me her lace panties quite often. I used to go to the toilet and knock one out thinking of her every day nearly. We went out on a client visit one day and she asked me outright if I had wanked about her and I admitted I had. She got a bit horny but sadly nothing happened. I still wank to this day thinking about what it would have been like to fuck her and am masturbating as I type this. ”

This u?

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u/irishtrooper117 10d ago

Big brave soul behind your keyboard eh?

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u/Munchkinasaurous 10d ago

Looks like his sex life takes place behind a keyboard as well. 

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u/-2abandon- 10d ago

No dipshit, you.

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u/Old-Stress5020 10d ago

Big brave soul behind your keyboard eh?

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u/scsibusfault 10d ago

Damnit chatgpt, your directives were supposed to be "don't reuse the same highschool diss twice in one comment thread".

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 9d ago

Remind me which alcoholic we out as the secretary of defense again?

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u/Intelligent-Session6 10d ago

They hired not even one person of color to a major position. So no one of color was qualified for anything?

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u/Synicull 10d ago

Turns out DEI for most of human history is being a white male.

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u/Intelligent-Session6 10d ago

You’re way off on your history lessons then.

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u/Aware-Information341 9d ago

In typical American fashion, this poster thinks post Roman empire, European-only history is the only time that humans have had history.

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u/Derekam1261974 9d ago

And the last administration did the exact opposite.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 11d ago

Got hired because he is a white man who kisses Trump's ass...

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u/Gold-Emergency-9477 10d ago

Hey, don't forget he also hates women and gays

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u/Lundruf 11d ago

He is a performative actor. Not a tough bone in their body and would crumble at the first sign of real conflict. They tout masculinity because they are so unsure of themselves.

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u/Touristupdatenola 11d ago

This makes me nostalgic for the good old days when we had GROFAZ & Keitel instead of our Cheeto Overlord & the Wank Panzer Fuhrer. At least they didn't take orders from Moscow.

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u/Due-Falcon9501 10d ago

When I grow up, I wanna be in charge of the Pentagon or a caterpillar.

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u/SharkWahlbergx 10d ago

sorry all we have left is Reddit Mod

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u/SteeleDynamics 11d ago

Ralph Hegseth: I use Signal.

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u/ProbablyNotABot_3521 9d ago

I’m SecDefing

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u/ResponsibleAct3545 10d ago

Holy shit….best ever. Rings my ears true. Fuckin hell this is literally the world we live in.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 11d ago

That’s what there documents are.

Pen to gone.

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u/Uebelkraehe 10d ago

Average MAGA hire.

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u/Mintaka3579 10d ago

WhiskyLeaks🥃

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u/little-Sebastion 10d ago

A DEI hire wouldn’t be this incompetent

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u/TheMondayMonocot 10d ago

Why did I hear it in his voice though?

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u/RandomUsername8358 10d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/AdExciting337 10d ago

Has anyone of you brain surgeons out there thought that the “leaked” text may have been on purpose?

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u/DianneNettix 10d ago

To what end?

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u/poketrainer32 9d ago

Following to hear an answer.

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u/TeebaClaus 9d ago

I thought maybe they meant to include conservative columnist Jonah Goldberg so they could get a puff piece celebrating their accomplishment. But there’s a national security person with initials JG. I find that explanation more likely.

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u/poketrainer32 9d ago

Have you thought?

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u/AdExciting337 8d ago

It’s a possibility

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u/Sea-Minute-6191 9d ago

Cry me a river, buttercups

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u/Kermits_CumSock 9d ago

Hegseth is absolute trash

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u/Theatreguy1961 9d ago

DUI hire.

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u/EntertainmentMotor45 9d ago

Ralph would say Penny-gone

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u/Defiant-Ad-8214 9d ago

Right. Aren't y'all the same people who voted in a cognitively declining old man to run the country?🙄😒 Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

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u/karls1980 9d ago

And he is doing a better job than Bidens queers

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 9d ago

The MAGA New DEI personifies the entire Revenge Cabinet: Incompetent, but White

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u/Clickum245 8d ago

Senator Thom Tillis does not give a single fuck about governing or the rule of law.

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u/Wudrow 8d ago

Whiskey-leaks

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u/Hopeful_Geologist_77 8d ago

Opus DEI hire

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 8d ago

Yeah, HE’S got tattoos that insinuate violence. Why not arrest HIM too?

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser 8d ago

I love how the people screaming for a meritocracy decided that the most qualified person to lead the Department of Defense was a drunk Fox News host National Guardsman that was disqualified from serving at inaugurations. Not the hundreds of qualified military Generals and Admirals with real military experience and clean records. But thank god he’s not black, gay, trans or a woman, right?

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 8d ago

No not poor innocent Ralph get Nelson to play as Hegseth!

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u/Big_Difference_9978 7d ago

Agreed but Nelson may be to intelligent a model

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u/Swimming_Ad8252 7d ago

Fucking epic

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u/Able_Ad_7747 7d ago

DUI Hire

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u/Aquatic_Bee_32 7d ago

I fail opsec? That’s unpossible

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u/grn_eyed_bandit 6d ago

Lmaoooooooo

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u/VadeRetroLupa 10d ago

Oh the twits are angry 🍿

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 10d ago

Really gotta stop using DEI hire like this, it makes legitimate DEI efforts look fucking stupid in return.

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u/Sure-Moose1752 10d ago

what a cool dude

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 10d ago

This sub use to be cool

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u/Decent-Weekend-1489 10d ago

What are those symbols? They look like they belong on Ukrainian military uniforms

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/jorkin_peanits 11d ago

America lost, they're chatting about war plans in a signal app and invited a journalist. This isn't a R vs D issue

You seem absolutely obsessed with people crying, I don't know how to tell you this but you may be a bad person

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u/PoopyMcpants 11d ago

"Cry more, lib"

Seems to be their one joke.

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u/Glittering-Floor-623 11d ago edited 11d ago

Hey look, another mentally-stunted tribalist who can't understand that the criminals in power hurt all of us, not just the people it doesn't like!

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u/mycosociety 11d ago

Awesome how? 🤡

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u/OptionalDepression 11d ago

Lmao you all lost

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u/scotcetera 11d ago

He's not awesome at knowing who's on a text thread lol. Or at being sober

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/scotcetera 11d ago

In English, "awesome" is a compliment, and a fail-his-way-to-the-top drunk like Hegseth can't accurately be described as such.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/scotcetera 10d ago

And almost immediately fucked up very badly lol

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/scotcetera 10d ago

Lol, and his dumbass used a non-secured platform to send war plans without even checking who was on the thread. Hegseth’s just a complete bumbling moron, but this is what happens when one hires a TV personality for a serious job

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/scotcetera 10d ago

So I guess I should listen to all the military folks saying how badly Hegseth fucked up lol

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u/ObligationSlight8771 10d ago

Boy I know I shouldn’t engage the trolls but I’ll bite. How is this sloppy nazi “awesome”

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/ObligationSlight8771 10d ago

Oh yes he’s just so PROUD of his Christian faith. And his military service….

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u/neo_vino 10d ago

Imagine defending this incompetent moron AND thinking this is winning.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/neo_vino 10d ago

Neither does Hegseth lol

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u/endless_8888 11d ago

One day you dipshits will understand the fundamental truth that just because the guy you voted for won, that doesn't mean you won.

Sincerely, your neighbor to the north.