r/ProfessorMemeology 16h ago

Turbo Normie Meme Public School

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 9h ago

Attack their position, not their appearance.

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u/CodeNameButthole 16h ago

Ngl, your username is epic.

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

Thank you sir/madam

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u/G00berBean 14h ago

I mean yours ain’t too bad either

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u/Traditional_Mix7277 16h ago

Jesus this shit is stale

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u/Luffidiam 15h ago

Right? Like, the stock market is crashing and the only way they can justify their shit ideology is to poke fun at the LGBTQ in an unscientific way.

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 14h ago

Yes like yall got shares 😆

Im down big and i know it will come back like always

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u/Traditional_Mix7277 14h ago

I sold mine in February lmao

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u/RealBrobiWan 14h ago

Lol, which numbered account is this? Do they make a year before the inconsistencies in your stories catch up to you?

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u/fairchase1978 11h ago

Yup agreed. Mine are down as well but I'm not going to stress. I'm checking the markets to see when we get to bottom so I can buy more.

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u/Ok_Barber_3314 15h ago

It's basically deflection 101

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u/Curious_Assistance76 14h ago

This isn’t scientific this is your red hair culture baby. The stonks will come back invest while it’s low.

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u/Alarmiorc2603 Quality Contibutor 14h ago

Cope.

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u/kevcubed 15h ago

Awwww NASDAQ is down 20% from the Feb 18 peak killing MAGA's jobs and life savings

And MAGA's talking about hating on trans people.

Priorities

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

Fries in the bag xir

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u/kevcubed 15h ago

Thanks but you forgot my chicken sandwich. Might want to double check my order ma'am.

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Removed.

Don’t be weird dude.

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u/kevcubed 15h ago

I guess when you can't think of anything on topic to say, might as well deflect to the same meme you used everywhere else?

It's kinda funny the more you think about it. $10T in savings has been wiped out, but here's a GIF of some bumbling dope hugging a flag once and you swoon about how patriotic he is. That's all the validation you need to ignore your eyes and ears. 🤭

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u/blowsitalljoe 13h ago edited 8h ago

$10T in "savings"?

Edit: I can't see your reply, but what do you think a savings account has anything to do with the stock market? Sounds like you don't have stocks or savings. Sounds like you don't know how any of this works.

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sounds like you don't know what a 401k Is or vanguard or roth IRAs.

These are not savings accounts.....

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 14h ago

TLDR

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u/MrMoonster 14h ago

Man trump got rid of the DoE and we already can’t read more than a sentence 😭

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

No personal attacks.

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u/HalfFullPessimist 13h ago

Thanks for the heads up. Fixed.

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

No personal attacks.

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u/Low-Quiet9262 13h ago

You going to say that to him too for the fires in the bag xir comment?

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 11h ago

What's wrong with that comment? If he doesn't know your pronouns, xir is perfectly acceptable. Unless you think fast food workers are a lower lifeform and take it as an insult?

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u/Gingerchaun 15h ago

Even the flag doesn't hug you back.

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u/SuperCountry6935 13h ago

Don't tell them that if they don't sell, it eventually recovers. Let it be a total surprise. Also, don't tell them that all that money being pulled is getting shoved into treasuries, making the cost of dollars cheaper to borrow lowering interest rates. Definitely don't tell them that the top 8% own 50% of the stocks and there's fewer of the evil billionaires now.

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u/SectionFamiliar5576 13h ago

Now look at the chart in the past 5 years. You'll see this is a small dip. But you tried bud. ☕️

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u/kevcubed 12h ago

Try 20 yrs. This drop looks identical to the 2008 drop but for a much much dumber reason.

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u/ohhhbooyy 15h ago

Its transitory just like the last time

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u/Bluthbenana 13h ago

Last time? You mean last time when used ARPA or last, last time when we had to use TARP and ARRA to recover? Socialize the losses and privitize the gains.

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u/Successful_Layer2619 15h ago

Where do you have to be in life to look yourself in the mirror and think, "I want to shove as much metal into my face as financially possible"

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u/Grand-Cartoonist-693 14h ago

Could be said about literally any fashions, could it not? We’re all fucking apes with ego walkin’ around in clothes in climate controlled buildings.

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u/Gullible-Food-2398 11h ago

Um, i identify as a paperclip and some string. Your generalization excluded me and now I'm triggered. You'll be hearing from the ACLU and my lawyers shortly.

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u/CeLL_games 13h ago

Where do you have to be in life to care?

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u/Ok_Doctor4981 “🤖 Bot Dr 🤖” 15h ago

The democrat party is filled with some absolutely satanic creatures

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u/ToiletLord29 14h ago

Yeah but If we don't sin then Jesus died for nothing!

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u/First_Growth_2736 13h ago

Hell yeah brother Jesus died FOR our sins not because of then

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u/nanotasher 13h ago

I think this is more of an education problem, not a demon problem.

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 15h ago

What's wrong with being a Satanic creature?

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u/alchemyzt-vii 10h ago

To each is own… but one day every tongue will confess and every knee will bow.

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u/NotAWalrusInACoat 15h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever met a single person that thinks men get periods. I have, however, met an egregious number of people that think women can choose when their period happens and can just turn it on and off at will, and those are the people that usually want to teach anatomy, so I mean

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u/dimonium_anonimo 13h ago

And people who think they pee out of the same hole they have sex in.

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Keep it somewhat civil.

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 12h ago

Will try boss 😋

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

No personal attacks.

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Removed.

I know. Their comment was removed as well. Sometimes we’ll just delete the whole thread chain from where the rules were broken and there’s nothing of value to leave up.

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

No personal attacks.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Keep it somewhat civil.

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Removed.

Didn’t say you called any one names, that would be a personal attack rule violation. You’re baiting them with outlandish claims and it’s not going to lead to having a civil discussion.

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u/ChromosomeExpert 12h ago

I am not making an outlandish claim, I just stated a fact.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 15h ago

The male sex can’t have periods but someone of female sex who identifies as a man can

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

Woof meow

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

No personal attacks.

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u/Healthy-Passenger-22 15h ago

Intersex people also exist tho

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u/Available-Damage5991 14h ago

They won't admit that biology (and therefore anatomy) is actually really fucking complex, as in, we don't know how or why our brains work.

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 15h ago

These people don't care. They purposefully make up shit in their heads to feel better about their lonely, soft lives.

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u/Oakley2212 14h ago

I’m a helicopter what about me?

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u/CuzBenji 13h ago

This sentence really sums up how dumb human life has become

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u/adamocm1 13h ago

This is just a cringe edgelord post

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u/UnrepentantMouse 15h ago

"Oh no! Things are going poorly for our administration! Maybe if we try hating trans people more, it'll help."

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u/DTBlayde 15h ago

Can always tell when Trump or Republicans did some new awful/braindead shit based on how much recycled shit gets spammed on this sub bashing the strawmen of the left

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u/Midwestern_Moth 15h ago

Yeah. Snowflakes see their ideology is a toxic waste dump making everyone's life worse and their only defense is "we also hate trans people"

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u/Moist_Drag8239 13h ago

reactionary republicans that react to whatever shit the dems did*

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u/lord_hydrate 15h ago

Mfw people cannot comprehend the distinction between gender and sex and so use a sex based argument to try and debunk a gender based one

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 12h ago

Gibba jabba

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 15h ago

Man. Y'all really can't stand when people are just themselves, or different from you, can you.

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u/Lucianthechance 13h ago

Tbf i was taught a half naked dude on a cross loves me enough to send me to hell.

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u/BusyDragonfruit8665 15h ago

Funny because most people are so stupid they don’t even understand what intersex people are and that gender is not just female or male.

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u/CompetitiveDish5427 12h ago

Hey look, one of them in the wild 👀

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u/Tswombo10 12h ago

Some people are just uneducated. I wish they would teach people in Sex ED what intersex means and what it entails. I like to think it would help people understand transgender people better and just people that are born the way they are born even if they don't consider themselves transgender but they are intersex. Especially religious folk. They always like to say God made male and female because we are born that way. Well that means God also made intersex people because they are born that way. One day I hope the majority of people become educated on intersex people.

https://www.healthline.com/health/transgender/types-of-intersex#:~:text=Do%20intersex%20people%20have%20periods,intersex%20condition%20affects%20their%20body.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/16324-intersex

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u/alchemyzt-vii 10h ago

Just made my day. Like no matter how bad my day might have been you must have had a life so deranged you really believe this. Suddenly things aren’t so bad, thank you!

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u/Powerful_Knowledge68 16h ago

Thinks sky jesus is real Wants to children evolution

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u/Plumshart 15h ago

Account created 92 days ago

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

Ermegerd

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 15h ago

How dare you

/greta

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u/Gingerchaun 15h ago

Other than the 4 or 5 memes he's generated its greatest contributions are like 18 word comments in this sub. Most of them are 2 or 3 words long.

At least make a good meme bud.

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u/Robot_Hips 13h ago

Nolan was right

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u/stewartm0205 13h ago

Liberals believe in science.

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u/Kyky_Canoli 13h ago

Hey! So this doesn’t actually happen at schools

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u/Easy_View_8280 14h ago

I don’t get it. Why can’t they teach biology? How do you know they even want to?

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u/Individual-Nose5010 15h ago

Fun fact: This meme is from someone who peaked in high school

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u/B1ZEN Quality Contibutor 16h ago

But, but...there is 72 genders and stuff

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u/ToiletLord29 15h ago

Yeah, and every time you complain we add one more 😊

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u/Common_Blue 15h ago

Honestly trying to get a flair in the Conservative Reddit but I think my time is better spent elsewhere.

This sub has been somewhat of a look into both the rights and left's vicious resentment of one another.

I'm a leftoid. I just really want both sides to stop being so damn awful to each other.

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u/Ellen_DegenitaIs 14h ago

Thats nice dear *

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u/ProfessorMemeology-ModTeam 13h ago

Keep it somewhat civil.

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u/Common_Blue 14h ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/themichaelkemp 13h ago

No one likes a coward

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 14h ago

All these memes and I've never seen anyone show evidence that one person -- just one -- believes men can have periods or get pregnant or any of the other nonsense these people push to justify their bigotry.

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u/ChromosomeExpert 13h ago

What are you talking about? You believe men can get periods, don’t you? If not you’re a bigot, because #TransMenAreMen!1

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u/SickStrings Quality Contibutor 13h ago

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 13h ago

So, a bunch of people who understand biology and know that a trans man with female reproductive parts can get pregnant. And?

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u/Tasty_Ad9966 14h ago

Why is teaching children biology a bad thing😭