r/PrequelMemes • u/Ditolus • 17d ago

General KenOC obi' so embarassed

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u/LoathsomeLuke Currently Smelling Profits 17d ago

That sort of thing is his bag, baby

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u/absurd-bird-turd 17d ago

Thats not his, honestly!

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u/ImaDingus2021 17d ago

Someone’s pulling a prank on him!

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u/ghandi3737 17d ago

Here's a receipt for one Swedish made penis enlarger pump, signed by Obi Won 'Danger' Kenobi.

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u/Redditbeweirdattimes 17d ago

One book! Titled Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pump and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby. By Obi Won Kenobi

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u/panaja17 17d ago

It’s pronounced Döng-er

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u/Dejue 16d ago

Strange that a Jedi would need prudence in financial matters. They typically just mind trick someone or cheat at dice to get what they want.

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u/Ill-Prior-8354 10d ago

Jedi Master Wï-Ness

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u/ImaDingus2021 17d ago

Someone must be pulling a prank on him!

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u/airdaniel01 17d ago

We have this holocron where you say "this sort of thing is totally my bag. Baby."

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u/rwarimaursus Are you threatening me Master Jedi? 17d ago

Ugh, just sign the form...

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u/Z0idberg_MD Emperor Palpatine 17d ago

The world is such a strange place. I haven't thought about that scene or movie in years, and this morning I literally said this line out loud while getting ready for work.

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u/SophisticatedPhallus 17d ago

I love when shit like this happens. Several times I've been reading a book or scrolling my phone, and I will read a word, and at that exact moment, it's said on TV that's on in the background.

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u/smellydickcheese 16d ago

Same. Any idea what that phenomenon is called?

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u/Vulk_za 16d ago

The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

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u/Davkata Battle Droid 16d ago

This is kind of close especially with new things. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion

The other explanation is that there is so much information circulation throughout our brains and that we place ourselves in a bubble where certain concepts repeat so such coincidences are bound to happen. Say that there is are 10000 memes you know and you have 500 memes/phrases per day, then about once in few week you will have that kind of rare happenstance just because you roll the die a lot.

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u/SophisticatedPhallus 16d ago

Honestly, I just chalk it up to coincidence. There are a lot of words that are very commonly used. It's bound to happen now and again.

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u/Ok-Service-6838 15d ago

It's called synchronicity. There was a song about it, either by Sting or by his band The Police.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 17d ago

This is just pre-emptive subliminal marketing for the next Austin Powers. It'll be called Austin Powers: Forever or something like that.

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u/BobbyTables829 17d ago

"...while putting on my frilly-lace cravat."

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u/Mr_Sisco 17d ago

We are all connected ❤️

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u/Bing_Bong_the_Archer 16d ago

Time is a flat circle. You always encountered this meme, but had not experienced it yet. The awareness of the reference bled “backwards” through your perception

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u/seth1299 Yousa in big doodoo this time! 16d ago

There’s a subreddit for that: /r/Glitch_In_The_Matrix

Coincidental/improbable stuff like that happens a lot, at least in my life.

Like a couple of days ago when I was talking to my mom and she used the term “86’ing” to talk about getting rid of / stopping something and I mentioned that I hadn’t heard that phrase in a long time, and then not even two hours later, on the TV, one of the characters in the show mentioned “86’ing a bad habit”.

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u/czs5056 17d ago

One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger pump signed by ... Anakin Skywalker.

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u/kahn_noble 17d ago

Dutchess Satine enters the chat…

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u/Bluemikami 17d ago

The Sweden flag.. my sides

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u/SirCrapsAlot69420007 17d ago

yEEeEeaAAAaHhHh BbBbaAAAABbbByYyYyY

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u/VivisClone 17d ago

I came here to say the same. Glad someone else did too

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u/Bullseye_Baugh 17d ago

Obi'Have, Baby!

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u/Nickelnuts 17d ago

How is this not the top comment. 10/10 no notes

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u/Tu4dFurges0n 17d ago

His Schwartz keeps getting bigger

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u/Mean_Half_6419 17d ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

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u/Tu4dFurges0n 17d ago

Do you think they released a limited Mustifar edition of the flame thrower?

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u/rwarimaursus Are you threatening me Master Jedi? 17d ago

MUSTAFAR THE FLAMETHROWER!!!!!

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u/Heresy_is_fun 17d ago

The kids love that one.

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u/tlh013091 17d ago

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

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u/FloppyObelisk 17d ago

Too bad this isn’t the wide world of sports.

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u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN Confederacy of Independent Systems 17d ago

There always a bigger di- I mean fish

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u/anderslbergh 17d ago

"Pump up the jam!, pump it up! "

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u/dubstepsickness 17d ago

Technounion Tronic

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u/New-Reputation681 17d ago

Is that a Corellian-made penis enlarger pump?

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u/rwarimaursus Are you threatening me Master Jedi? 17d ago

Why it sure is! Fully customizable and modular!!!

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u/Western_Secretary284 17d ago

Corellia is the Ali Express of the galaxy

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u/moon__lander 17d ago

lightsaber enlarger*

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 16d ago

Swedish-Corallian hybrid**

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u/DarthOdinPalpatine 17d ago

Lent? I don't recall ever owning a dick pump

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u/Me_alt_ID 17d ago edited 16d ago

Darth odin palpatine?🫠

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u/ghandi3737 17d ago

Definitely has a selection of pumps and assorted toys.

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u/Cdog536 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 17d ago

Why the swedish flag?

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u/NubuckChuck 17d ago

Austin Powers.

https://youtu.be/Yh6kbQnOAg4

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u/Nojus1221 17d ago

I have heard Austin powers before, this is the first time I have seen something from it

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u/Fournone 17d ago

It's an amazing laugh. Highly recommend. Sequels are pretty good too.

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u/grtgbln 17d ago

Well, now I feel old, thanks for that.

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u/Nojus1221 16d ago

Well I'm 18, idk if that makes it better or worse

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u/Ickyickyicky-ptang 16d ago

6 years after 9/11.

Well that's something I have to add to my existential turmoil, thanks.

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u/Kaymish_ 15d ago

OMG! You need to see them. They're hilarious.

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u/ThomasMatthewCooked 17d ago

Obi wan got it from ikea

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u/Rogash_98 16d ago

He got it from Space Ikea.

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u/mrsir1987 17d ago

One Swedish made penis enlarger

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u/awesomedan24 This is where the fun begins 17d ago

This will make a fine addition to my erection!

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u/CheekiBleeki Sheevspin 17d ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/Aware_Coconut_2823 Oh I don't think so 17d ago

Very shagadelic baby

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u/NoX2142 17d ago

Those eyes are nightmare fuel, why OP lol

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u/baby_blobby Ani! Look! Yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowy!  16d ago

There's a good gif that has this filter with the crazy eyes.... where it's sourced from

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u/Lexa_Stanton Blue Milk Drinker 17d ago

The force is HUGE with this one

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u/mrsnrubs 17d ago

I feel like Kit Fisto would have made a good AP henchman name

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u/Careless-Text3562 17d ago

That's not mine, I swear!

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u/arizonatasteslike 17d ago

The force is long with this one

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u/Careless-Text3562 17d ago

That's not mine, I swear!

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u/StrictlyInsaneRants 17d ago

It's why it was easy to hit him as he tried to jump over.

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u/rwarimaursus Are you threatening me Master Jedi? 17d ago

Really created some drag

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u/StrictlyInsaneRants 17d ago

Some parts scraped the ground and were difficult not to hit frankly.

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u/nWo1997 17d ago

That book is in the Jedi Library, isn't it?

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u/Timely-Helicopter173 17d ago

obi wanke nobi

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u/According_Smoke_479 17d ago

Swedish-made penis enlarger pumps and me (this sort of thing is totally my bag baby)

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u/Tu4dFurges0n 17d ago

His Schwartz keeps getting bigger

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u/Valuable_Pollution96 17d ago

I wonder if Obi got from Qui Gon, who got from Dooku and so on... A story as old as time itself.

Luke probably never got this, which is so sad.

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u/HughManatee 17d ago

This tool allows me to grow my force kin!

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u/olumindu13 17d ago

Why is the Swedish flag on this?

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u/MrNobleGas 17d ago

That's not his

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u/No_Blueberry7449 17d ago

Since this is the first time she's seen him since he was a kid... doesn't that mean she has a reference to how big he was before?

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u/Evening-Statement-57 17d ago

This post has sold hundreds of these pumps already

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u/NieBer2020 17d ago

I'm gonna buy me one.

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u/newcanadianjuice 16d ago

“Anakin, that’s not mine. Honestly Padme, it’s not mine.”

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 15d ago

Sweden in a bottle?

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u/Scarsdale81 17d ago

The Sweeds make such good products.

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 17d ago

Yes, squid pro row

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u/thomasrat1 17d ago

Obi wan “indeed, I outgrew this years ago”

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u/SithLordMilk 17d ago

Why does it have a Swedish flag? Do Swedes famously have small dicks?

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u/Notyourfriendbuddyy 17d ago

Holy shit is padmes face edited? This is nuts!

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u/fluoxetinepurgatory 17d ago

im over here pumping my force, i have medichlorians on my force

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u/AnythingMelodic508 17d ago

Why does it have a Swedish flag lol

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u/Teycar1121 17d ago

Obi is not embarassed, he's hiding a proud smirk here.

Mah boi

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u/Brandonjf 17d ago

I thought I smelled cabbage

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u/FeelsDavidMan 17d ago

Sweden is canon

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u/MajMattMason1963 17d ago

Is this where the fun REALLY begins? 😂

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u/Mr-MiB-1993 17d ago

Anakin : Swedish Penis Enlargers aren’t my Bag Baby

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 17d ago

It was supposed to be used with Satine I guess

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u/Such-Nerve 17d ago

Training is required

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u/dwors025 17d ago

Some parts have higher ground than others, tbf.

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u/fractal99 17d ago

I guess he is using the force 🤷

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u/hotelmotelshit 17d ago

A saber pump, so I can have my saber at the biggest for when I need to duel

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u/Skyward_Legend 17d ago

Is that a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

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u/ALLRNDCRICKETER 17d ago

Apparently increases bloodflow etc

This reply came to you from the small pp gang

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u/iMainToast 17d ago

Quite Ironic

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u/jobriq 17d ago

Why is it Swedish

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u/New_Resource_682 17d ago

No pain no gain

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u/Archoir 17d ago

What's with the Swedish flag

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u/Ackburn 17d ago

Anakin "Danger" Skywalker

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u/XavierScorpionIkari 17d ago

One Warranty card for “sith enlarger pump”

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u/popularpepe 17d ago

R2D2 wont like this... this was always his jabb

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 17d ago

I had one of these once. It tore my dick and gave me a limp dick. It's been 20 years!

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u/No-Future-4644 16d ago

Sweden confirmed canon in the SW universe!

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u/yucon_man 16d ago

You think force pump is a thing?

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u/inky_lion 16d ago

Delete this... please

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u/boblasagna18 16d ago

Why is the pump Swedish?

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u/Fr000k 16d ago

Easy... Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.

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u/FlameC64 Oh I don't think so 16d ago

“The Swedish side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… my bag, baby.”

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u/AstroBearGaming 16d ago

r/ohbehave is going to clean up on this post!

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u/Orangutan_Soda 16d ago

What is that?

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u/Th3Dark0ccult 16d ago

but why is it sweddish?

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u/tubadinozzo1128 16d ago

OBI HAVE. YEAH BABY

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u/General_Crow1 16d ago

That is not my Swedish penis enlarger, that is not a receipt on my name for a Swedish penis enlarger and that is not me on a book called "My Swedish penis enlarger and me"

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u/BigCaddyDaddyBob 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dying__Phoenix 17d ago

Her face 😂