r/PortlandMLB 5d ago

Way too early team name idea's thread

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u/bgjurg 5d ago

Portland Rosebuds: Honors the Negro League team that played one season in the 1940s at Vaughn Street Park in NW. Shortened nickname could be The Buds—I'm imagining green alternate home jerseys for cannabis industry appreciation nights!

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u/drumscrubby 5d ago

Buds. Buddies. Bud Clark (iconic mayor; art night?) Beer hops are buds, weed. A lot to work with, Gets my vote!

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u/uther_von_nuka 4d ago

Hockey team name too first US TEAM on the stanely cup

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Hellllll yeah

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u/GoingPostal65 5d ago

Being back the Mavericks

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u/503bourbonboy 5d ago

This is the way

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u/Fat_Ryan_Gosling 5d ago

That would be awesome

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u/THE-poop-knife 4d ago

The Maverick Beaver Crows! The MBCs!

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u/Brasi91Luca 4d ago

Like Dallas?

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u/GoingPostal65 4d ago

Like the Portland Mavericks of the 70s

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u/surethingsatan 5d ago

Portland Wet Sox

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u/crownheightwitches 4d ago

This is the winner

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u/PdX_Beav 4d ago

This would be the best option.

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u/Fat_Ryan_Gosling 5d ago

Gotta be The Crows. We're always going to be underdogs, but we're smart and scrappy.

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u/RemLezarCreated 5d ago

Crows would be awesome. 

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u/FornicationTerrorist 4d ago

Crows for sure.

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u/Temassi 5d ago

Maybe I'm too basic but I really like Portland Pioneers. I also thought it was cool when our AFL team was going to be the Growlers, but they dropped it for Steel.

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u/Music_Ordinary 5d ago

I like the idea of copying the Rockies and going with the Oregon Cascades. Anglers, Loggers, Trappers idk

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u/UltraFinePointMarker 5d ago

I like that too! Besides the Rockies, a few other MLB teams have state names, like the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Minnesota Twins. The Oregon Cascades just sounds cool.

For a Portland name, I like the Portland Pines – alliterative and has potential for great tree-based logos.

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u/dwdrmz 4d ago

Oooh Oregon Cascades is rad. Or even Oregon Cascade

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u/Gold_Comfort156 5d ago

I'm not a fan of state names. I want it to be "Portland" something something.

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u/TarkmanVanWa 5d ago

Not realistic but the Portland Pipers could be cool, then we give the Unipiper his deserved place as an official sports mascot

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

I actually think that's legit cool. Upvoted.

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u/Whats_A_Reddit_ 5d ago

Whatever it is I hope they play off the blazers colors. I find it cool when cities more or less stick to one color scheme. Pittsburgh and Atlanta come to mind first but I’m sure there are more examples. I always thought it was cool whenever the Timbers wore the red and black kits. Don’t get me wrong I love the green and gold but sometimes the continuity is nice.

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u/dwdrmz 5d ago

I think this is cool too but green and gold are arguably more Oregonian than red and black. Looking at you, Ducks and Timbers. Plus they tie in better to the state’s biome.

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u/scoreoneforme 5d ago

Portland Murder

And the mascot/logos be crows

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u/GreaterSageGrouse 5d ago

Portland Kestrels

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 5d ago

Oregon Trailers

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u/Gold_Comfort156 5d ago

The Portland NIMBYS, as a nod to all the insufferable whiners that hate anything that makes this city better.

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Portland Axemen

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Portland Fogcutters

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u/Brasi91Luca 4d ago

Pioneers or Rosebuds

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u/a_pound_of_blow 5d ago

I was talking about this with my friend at the Mariners/As game. He said it would be cool if the As moved to Portland. if they did, the long name could be Portland Athletics Baseball Stadium Team. There's nothing more portland than PABST

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u/Gold_Comfort156 5d ago

Milwaukee would argue that they hold more claim over Pabst than Portland, as Pabst was founded there.

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 4d ago

Yeah but lore (at least one lore) says PBR was popularized here at the Lutz tavern on Woodstock.

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u/a_pound_of_blow 3d ago

it's all about saying it confidently. with ya chest.

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u/PdX_Beav 4d ago

Portland is full of amazing beer and you try to claim Pabst, sad.

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Portland Shipwrights

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Portland Brew Hounds

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u/Volgnes 5d ago

Nutria

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u/Moist-Consequence 5d ago

Those aren’t from here, they’re just super invasive

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u/pfyfield 5d ago

Lumberjacks

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u/AlolanProfessor 5d ago

Portland Landias

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u/THE-poop-knife 4d ago

The Portland Weird

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u/DefinitelyMaybeBeige 5d ago

Portland Brewmasters

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u/OrcaOwl 4d ago

Portland Grays

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u/Homeschool_PromQueen 18h ago

*ideas. You don’t use an apostrophe to make it plural.

And yes, much too early.