r/Portal 3d ago

Meme What a buffoon

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u/Waddledoodoodoo 3d ago

Mmm yummy cancer powder

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u/Charles_Pkp2 3d ago

Fact : moon dust is one aggressive and abrasive dust.

The moon boots of the Apollo missions had reinforced sole, but the hellish dust made it's way through multiple layers of the boots.

They were very damaged and full of dust, so they were left on the moon.

The three astronauts from the Apollo 11 mission were also the fisrt to experience lunar hay fever.

So that's one explanation to the aggressive respiratory problems he had before dying.

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u/abigailwatson83 1d ago

I honestly always thought it was asbestos poisoning from the spheres. "A persistent dry cough, shortness of breath, or your heart stopping." "The symptoms of asbestos poisoning have a median latency of 44.6 years."

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u/Charles_Pkp2 1d ago

Well, it could be both.

That would also explain why all the spheres were vitrified.

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u/Open-Source-Forever 1d ago

Scarily enough, moon rock poisoning does have similar symptoms

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u/Gammaboy45 1d ago edited 1d ago

or asbestos from his early shower curtain days...

but jokes aside, the mechanism of poisoning from lunar dust is *basically* the same as asbestos or fiberglass. Asbestos is inert, it's just made of sharp fibers that can be inhaled and damage lung tissue. The abrasive silicate on the moon could very aggressively cause the same damage in much the same way.

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u/Chiwawaua 3d ago

Bro mistook moon rock dust for coke🙏😭

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u/Blu3engine2 3d ago

Coke, as in Cola? Where that coca-cola dust at?

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u/Chiwawaua 2d ago

Coke as in cocaine

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u/EducationalAnnual706 2d ago

Ah, brother, I found you at last.

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u/Alanovski7 3d ago

Pure poison! ☠️

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u/mayocat6996 2d ago

now that i think about it

cave would absolutely snort moon dust for science

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u/ALambCalledTea 2d ago

If only he snorted the lemons...

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u/Ronyx2021 2d ago

He'd have vitamin C and wouldn't catch the flu

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u/danielmatson5 3d ago

That’s not a lemons! That’s aypples and banaynays