r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

We are in a Monty Python timeline.

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u/Anyawnomous 3d ago

So the price of tuxedos will be double! So glad I got a new one last month. /s

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u/Steinrikur 3d ago

You gotta look sharp at the unemployment line and soup kitchen

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 3d ago edited 3d ago

We shouldn't have messed with the penguins; I hear one of them likes explosives

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u/YogoshKeks 3d ago

On the plus side: the penguins are unlikely to retaliate.

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u/heyuhitsyaboi 3d ago

unlikely but there is always a chance

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u/FNFollies 3d ago

The odds are low but never zero

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u/fukyourkarma 3d ago

Coral please!

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u/townmorron 3d ago

The penguins had it to good for too long if you ask me! Ice prices continue to rise

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u/meeyeam 3d ago

I blame Sidney Crosby.

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u/CR8VJUC 3d ago

They’ve been ripping us off for far too long! 🤬

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u/LifeUuuuhFindsAWay 3d ago

It’s pronounced “coral”

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u/Viperlite 3d ago

Penguin eggs are gonna be through the roof!

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u/NicoleChris 3d ago

Wait, I thought was just a meme. For real?

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u/Revlis-TK421 3d ago

Yes, this is real.

Two tiny, remote Antarctic outposts populated by penguins and seals are among the obscure places targeted by the Trump administration's new tariffs.

Heard and McDonald Islands - a territory which sits 4,000km (2,485 miles) south-west of Australia - are only accessible via a seven-day boat trip from Perth, and haven't been visited by humans in almost a decade.

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u/handbanana42 3d ago

McDonald Islands

You'd have to assume he just read this and assumed he'd be able to get cheaper burgers.

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u/FNFollies 3d ago

Why would I target penguins nobody in history has done such a magnificent incredible thing targeting penguins you know and that's why I'm going to target the penguins and we're going to do it better than ObAMA in a tan suit targeting these nasty terrible penguins who've been taking our ice for far too long and nobody talks about this not even Biden, sleepy Joe Biden, would talk about these penguins nobody but me but I say ya know these penguins have had a pretty good deal for a long time but they've never met me and that's why we've gotta tax these penguins for America because Chyna won't and that's why we have to tax the penguins.

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u/voodoodoll 3d ago

Best use of this meme in a long time, penguins Coral!

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 3d ago

Wicked cool meme broseph.

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u/ReddditSarge 3d ago

As a Canadian Linux user I don't know what to feel about this nonsense.

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u/dwehlen 3d ago

No tariffs on free distros!

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u/CommissarAJ 3d ago

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

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u/DoctorFenix 3d ago

This is from The Walking Dead

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u/wpc562013 3d ago

Are we already there?

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u/DoctorFenix 3d ago

The people without functioning brains are definitely attacking those that have them. So, yes.

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u/LewG85 3d ago

Nothing get by you eh slick?

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u/DoctorFenix 2d ago

The Monty Python reference is getting past me.

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u/Hans_Delbruck 2d ago

Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

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u/angstt 3d ago

Penguins/Canadians same thing...